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Microsoft Buys OpenOffice.org

Micahel West writes "As reported on OpenOffice.org: 'For an undisclosed sum but reputed to be in the billions, Microsoft's Bill Gates has personally bought the leading open-source desktop project. Saying he "was sick and tired of open-source eating away at his profits," the world's richest man decided to put an end to the nuisance and simply buy OpenOffice.org. It will form part of a growing list of Microsoft acquisitions including several erstwhile competitors, a considerable number of prominent politicians, and a few small governments.'"

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  1. That's getting a bit close... by clevershark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It would have been funnier if this hadn't been exactly what Symantec did with Sygate (buy it to kill it)..

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  2. Honestly... by nmaster64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...that's the most believable story I've read today...and there's something really sad about that fact...

  3. In other news.... by technoextreme · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft to replace Word with OpenOffice after everybody at Microsoft said in front of Bill Gates,"Wow. This is so much better than Word. I wonder why we didn't switch earlier."

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  4. Enough already! by NtroP · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hey guys, the whole idea of an April Fool's joke is that it's supposed to be believable. I would have bought the OpenSSH one if someone had posted a thoughtful article on a security page. Perhaps peppering enough clues to it's being a fake so that those "real" admins would know it was false because the exploit described was not plausible, while the "wannabies" spent their Saturday at work combing the net for the patch and filling up forums with "OMG, WTF?! I can't find a patch for my Ubuntu web server!"

    The saddest part is, this is the most believable story yet.

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  5. Please by this+great+guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pleaaase Slashdot editors, on my knees I beg you to remove the pink color. It hurts our eyes reaaally hard. April Fool's Day is supposed to be a joke, not a torture. Please be clement.

  6. Bah... by technoextreme · · Score: 3, Funny
    Try typing in special characters using the keypad some time

    Man... If that's all you can complain about then consider youself lucky. I once had Microsoft Word restart the whole computer.
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  7. Full list of April fools joke's by Urgo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For the third year in a row, Urgo's list of April Fool's Jokes on Websites contains the most complete list of April Fool's Day pranks websites have created. Featured by news.com.com.com.. and Microsoft, the site strives to list EVERY joke site, and is updated every few minutes with new verified jokes.

    Here is a sample, the twenty most popular ones:
    mymsnsearch.com - fake (but hilariously accurate) search results
    thinkgeek.com - USB Tanning Center, RFID Blocking T-shirt, Grow Your Own 1up Mushroom Kit, Caffeine Inhaler, and more
    blog.outer-court.com - Google Rooms
    gtachicago.com - gta chicago does not exist, (*hint check the whois info*)
    tveps.net - Isaac 'Chef' Hayes not leaving southpark after all. Comes clean that it was a publicity stunt.
    blizzard.com - BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT® PRESENTS BURGERCRAFT(TM)
    iwantoneofthose.com - tiny device that downloads your brain's memory to a 2GB USB Flash Drive
    bolloxcomics.co.uk - Myspace parody
    wiebetech.com - 5 TB iPod
    googlesystem.blogspot.com - Google Browser is finally launched. Installer 1.68MB
    figuiere.net - int is_computer_on(void)
    steampowered.com - VALVe purchased by Apple
    slashdot.org - OMG!!! PONIES!!! (and pink layout)
    ogrish.com - (NSFW) Bizarre Baby Born In Nepal
    worldofwarcraft.com - Blizzard to put Wisps as a playable race for World of Warcraft.
    gearlog.com - Laptop Lingerie: Bringing Tech & Pleasure Together
    2600.com - 200600 google spoof
    bungie.net - Bungie's next game, Pimps At Sea, progessing nicely for the Xbox360
    forums.worldofwarcraft.com - World of Warcraft 1.11 patch notes leaked
    theregister.co.uk - customise The Register to suit your needs - from blocking ads, to selecting the kind of stories you really want to read.

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  8. I REALLY Like Pickles!!!! by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mod me up to +5!!!

    PLEASE!!!!