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A Chicken In Every Pot, A Robot In Every Home

Palm Addict writes "The New York Times report that "South Korea, the world's most wired country, is rushing to turn what sounds like science fiction into everyday life. The government, which succeeded in getting broadband Internet into 72 percent of all households in the last half decade, has marshaled an army of scientists and business leaders to make robots full members of society.""

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  1. Mr. Roboto by ExE122 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems to me that even the smartest robots are still only about as intellectually capable as me and my roommates after a heavy night of drinking.

    So naturally, the next step for them is to be made citizens. That way, they can't dodge the draft.

    While they've already began using them for educational and military purposes, I somehow doubt that they will become useful anytime soon. They will be something used only by the government or by the rich until enough money is thrown in and research is done to turn them into anything worth considering.

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    1. Re:Mr. Roboto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "It seems to me that even the smartest robots [spacedaily.com] are still only about as intellectually capable as me and my roommates after a heavy night of drinking." They vomit on the floor, have unprotected sex and post on Slashdot ?

    2. Re:Mr. Roboto by XMilkProject · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know that it takes alot of intelligence for a robot to bring you a beer or give you a hand job.

      That is what they are for, isn't it?

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    3. Re:Mr. Roboto by Fordiman · · Score: 1, Funny

      I for one welcome our - hey, wait now. It's not funny if its topical is it?

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  2. I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Impossible - everyone knows that in Korea, only old people own robots.

  3. U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The government, which succeeded in getting broadband Internet into 72 percent of all households in the last half decade

    As a red blooded American, I say 'it can't be done.'

  4. Totally misconstrued as... by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pot in every home, Robot Chicken on TV.

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  5. Re:Killer App by metternich · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought the "Killer App" was where the robots go around shooting people...

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  6. Re:What we really need to advance robot tech is... by AeroIllini · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plus, it would really demoralize the insurgency. They know they can scare us off if they keep killing soldures, but you can never kill enough robots.

    Obligatory:

    Zapp: You see, the killbots have a preset kill limit; knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.
    Bender: It was a dark day for robotkind. Ahhhh, we can always build more killbots.

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