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MIT Hackers Appropriate Caltech Cannon
Bob Hearn writes "Some Slashdotters might remember the story Caltech Pranks MIT's Prefrosh Weekend from a year ago. MIT Hackers have gotten even. Sometime in the middle of the night, Caltech's famous cannon appeared at the base of MIT's Green building. A plaque in front of it reads: 'CALTECH CANNON April 6, 2006 MIT hackers posing as the Howe & Ser Moving Company Appropriated this cannon on March 28, 2006. It later appeared on MIT's campus with the addition of a large brass rat made of gold-plated aluminum. In honor of its previous owners, the cannon points towards Padadena, CA.' The brass rat (MIT ring) is really a rather impressive bit of aluminum machining. Harvey Mudd College previously stole the cannon, in 1986, but later had to give it back."
As dean of your University, I have worked with the financial office and the office of the provost to appropriate two grants.
The first will be a large scale grant to beef up our offensive against all other universities by using the rocket and aerodynamic sciences departments to further develop a V3-Schneider program. Remember, we care not about the surrounding buildings of our targets, but only require a half mile 'radius of terror' so that we can effectively instill fear into the hearts of other academic institutions.
The second grant will go to the physics department so that they can develop hilarious Rube Goldberg booby traps around our V3-Schneider platform in an effort to reduce sabotage. Another part of it will go into a free weight old fashion stationary trebuchet aimed at the one lone road into the University. In the event of an invasion, all incoming vehicles will have flying refrigerators to contend with.
Remember people, this is war and we will not waver or falter.
My work here is dung.
Come on, it's either aluminium or gold plated - there's no brass in there at all.
"We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
s/pronk/prank/ :x
c h%20Cannon%20Hack/photos/photo4.html another pic of the ring on the canon ;)
Easy typo seing as they are so close to each other on the keyboards...
BTW: http://web.mit.edu/jotong/Public/Photos/MIT/Calte
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Ahhh, the one reason why I would have considered going to MIT. So many of their hacks are truely inspirational.
IHTFP : Interesting Hacks To Fascinate People
Now MIT can truly claim more bang for the buck.
What kind of sysadmins are they!?
It's actually a big relief to us to hear that MIT has it. For the last week, we've been wondering where the hell it got off to. The administration thought filed a police report for grand theft. MIT stole it in the early hours masquerading as contractors. Security stopped them, but they social-engineered their way out of it, and security let them go.
See Subject: Howe & Ser Moving Co..
Mr. Universe: "They can't stop the signal, Mal. They can never stop the signal."
For you see, all nerds have inside them at least a little bit of 'cannon envy'...
My work here is dung.
http://www.swiss.ai.mit.edu/~gjs/gjs.html
Subject: Caltech cannon
Date: 28 March 06 19:56:34 PST
To: [HMC internal mailing list]
Howdy,
Did anyone steal the Caltech cannon Monday night/Tuesday
morning? They called and said it was stolen and were hoping it was here.
Chris Sundberg
Associate Dean of Students
Harvey Mudd College
I can't rtfa because it's slashdotted. Stealing a cannon isn't particularly clever. On the other hand, if I understand correctly, MIT is on the east coast and CalTech is on the west coast. These guys get an 'A' for effort.
My own favorite first year engineering trick: Many years ago people arrived at the main building of the University of Manitoba to find a stump in the middle of the lawn. Everyone was up in arms. Who cut down the stately old pine? It was quite a while before someone realized: "Hey, there was no tree there in the first place."
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too bad it isnt theft. There is an understanding between the schools
The phrase "more better" is acceptable English. suck it grammar Nazis
If you pronounce the "&" as the Latin "et" (from which the & letterform was based) it's "How et Ser Moving Company". And they don't even force Latin on the MIT students any more.
In response, Caltech destroyed MIT's web servers by submitting the story to Slashdot. Caltech: 2, MIT: 1.
I note that the http://www.caltechvsmit.com/ seems updated to reflect this hack. Perhaps I'm mistaken, but if not I have a question.
Caltech pulls a number of silly little pranks that, to be quite honest, no one really noticed, and garners 6 points for their "feud" with MIT... MIT students socially engineer themselves into being able to steal and drive Caltech's cannon across the United States, point it back at Caltech and install a large (really well made) brass rat onto the barrel of the cannon and create a plaque commemorating the heist.
All that's worth one point? Pff.
Not that I really care or anything; it's like my attitude towards the Red Sox... it's not until they're in the playoffs or the series that I pay attention.
Humorless sig goes here.
Since you all killed our webserver I put the pics up on our personal server: http://donkeykong.mit.edu/cannon/. It's only an old AlphaServer DS20 so play nice.
You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car
Pictures here
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
their class ring
The beaver, nature's engineer, is the school's mascot.
(oh wait, replying to a troll modded post by the time I hit reply -- oh, well)
There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.
Nice to see that Wikipedia is already updated to reflect this change of location!
Props to MIT... good show!
- That's awesome!
- That's awesome!
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- This is an outrage! I can't believe they let this happen! <grumble grumble>
(I give you zero guesses as to which one used to live in the house to which that cannon is most closely identified.)I hope this gets current Caltech students off their collective keister to do something. No notable pranks in recent years, and they're most currently known for hiking up Mt. Wilson without appropriate equipment (come on, even alumni know that it's c-o-o-o-ld up on Mt. Wilson). If this causes an increase in Caltech-MIT prank warfare, then I'm all for it. Let the arms race, um, continue!
As an alum myself (BSEE, 2000) I say let MIT have it. It belongs to Harvey Mudd anyway.
Well, I can tell you that 6/7ths of caltech (undergrads) is happy about this (OK actually the caltech majority graduate students don't care, because they've been in lab for the last 24hrs). The cannon belongs only to a single undergraduate house (a mandatory housing system based on dining halls from a Harvard tradition, named for the guys who funded the buildings). That house of Freudian Fame is Fleming, whose denizens are known for walking around in red athletic shirts with Big White "F"s on them (yep, no kidding). They were the jocks when I was there, and retained more of the fraternity look and feel, though Page house may well have out done them in the last year by trying to haze their freshmen in the mountains. It's amazing what the socially inept, and impractical minded will lamely copy from others.
The cannon has been RF'ed (HaXXored) a bunch of times (yes, I served time at the Institute). Mostly this has been done by the other caltech students (shock!, awe?), but it was determined to be one of a very few objects that were un-touchable by the administration to prevent on-going student horse play. It was one of the few things you could be expelled permanently from school for (or simultaneously blow several heads off with large quantities of spaghetti). Instead we bricked in the front of Fleming one night, or changed the Hollywood sign, or flooded and froze the hallways, and we got in trouble, but not big trouble. The cannon has been turned around to face Fleming (on one night before they were set to fire it... they still get 4 times a year?), and everyone (from another house) has wanted to apply more permanent silence by the use of LN2 (use your brain), but it was forbidden by the honor code. Not only you, but your house would be punished. The Flems can go get it for all I care.
The truly sad thing is that the administration seems to have taken a line in the last 10 years against any pranks. Anything interesting has largely been forbidden by the Administration (by which I mean, when the police come after you the Institute attorneys won't be on your side). Unfortunately, caltech isn't big enough for the Administration to trip over its own feet enough, it's a bit too nimble and "all knowing" for the Institutes good. Plausible deniability can be a good thing. As I mentioned to the deans when I left (low these many years ago), I felt it had turned from a school of higher learning, to an Institute of lower liability. (On that topic, has anyone noticed how that guy from Numbers is trying to look just like Gary Lorden?). It's sad to see, but they've tried to stop lock picking, tunneling, bon fires, and every other form of fun... I hope they wake up now, and realize that if the students don't train security regularly, the Institute will be publicly humiliated for it.
p.s. for reference caltech is never capitalized except in formal communications
p.s. the Board of Directors will try to get the LA times not to run any story related to this
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As a Caltech student, I feel the need to respond to all the "On noes! Grand theft cannon! Involve the police!" comments. By any measure, this was a good prank. I have nothing but admiration for MIT for doing this. Admiration and the need to get even, of course. But no hard feelings.
A BRASS rat. whose composition includes neither copper nor zinc.
MIT's materials science program sure has come a long way...
Can you be Even More Awesome?!
Yeah but now the other houses can't prank Fleming by messing with the cannon. So it really does affect everybody. I know that was always a popular target when I was there (Page House '97.)
Ummm...actually...they did give a rat's arse. Not only did they give the rats arse, but they machined a ring with said arse out of aluminum, plated it in gold, drove 3000 miles, stole the cannon, put the rat's arse on the cannon and dragged the thing 3000 miles back with said arse firmly attached. Okay, so maybe they didn't actually give anyone just the rat's arse...but there definitely was some rat arse involved.
If you can read this sig, you're too close.
Very, very clever MIT. It JUST struck me. The Fleming cannon is non - RF'able, according to the Interhouse Committee Resolutions at Caltech. That means it's not prankable. The LITERAL definition of RF is "Rat Fuck," when to prank someone, you would catch a rat, dip it in LN2, and then smash it in someone's room. The smell is enough to knock your socks off! And you cannot find all the pieces ever, so it lingers for months. Putting a gigantic brass rat on there is pretty hilarious. You've rat fucked it, and depending on how dirty your mind is, in more than one way. Well played.
The primary difference between the Caltech cannon and your car is that the Caltech cannon has been tacitly agreed to by all parties as a legitimate target of "pranksterism"--with the understanding that eventually either Caltech will be given the opportunity to get the cannon back through some sort of stealth, or the MIT students will pay to return the cannon in perfect shape. (Meaning that the MIT students are presumed to be willing to make Caltech "whole" by returning the cannon.)
This is different from your car, where the car is understood to belong to you, is your personal property, and is not tacitly understood by anyone to be a suitable target of prankerism.
The fact that the Canon was taken from Caltech means that it is being used in the manner which everyone invisioned it would be used.
Note, by the way, that Caltech demanded Harvey Mudd to return the cannon on threat of legal action only after Caltech students attempted to negotiate with Harvey Mudd's administration in good faith for a number of ways to recapture the cannon--including air-lifting it and moving it in the middle of the night. When Harvey Mudd declined all such negotations, it was clear that Harvey Mudd wasn't playing along, that the act of "prankerism" became an act of theft, and that's when the lawyers were called in.
Gotta give some sympathy to the Flems. For those of you who don't know, with the South Hovse rennovations going on, the cannon hasn't been located at its usual lockdown.
And just because Flemming happens to be the victim doesn't mean it's not game-on for all of Caltech. I'm looking forward to whatever comes next.
Loitering Old Lloydie ('02)
-- That tickles!
What prevents them from going to MIT and just taking it back by force?
As a Fleming alum ('01), I admit my initial reaction was outrage. But Fleming House did steal the cannon from a local San Marino military academy in the first place back in the 80's. And for you history buffs, the cannon is from the War of 1812.
So, congratulations, MIT hackers. Your theft also came at an opportune time since Fleming House is currently under a major renovation and the cannon was moved temporarily in front of the MOSH's house, unguarded by the current Flems. Ironically, the MOSH's residence is right across the street from the Security Office.
I hope it eventually makes it back to Caltech. The Orange Walk just won't be the same without it.
That's sweet. Techers mess with MIT's admissions weekend, and in return MIT improves the Caltech campus by doing some blight removal. Maybe if some enterprising frosh does another small RF against MIT in response, the east-coasters will demolish the north houses and save Caltech a ton of money and trouble.
"oh, no, whatever you do, don't take that jackhammer to Page House! And don't take that dumpster of debris when you leave!"
No, not the Caltech cannon, the Fleming cannon. Glad someone set the record straight! Maybe this thing will bring the MIT dudes bad karma or something.
What do we want to take it back for? It's right where we want to use it.