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Former BSA VP Confirmed as Tech Undersecretary

RedOregon writes "The Senate has confirmed Robert Cresanti as the Commerce Department's new undersecretary for technology. Who's that, you ask? He was the former vice president of public policy at the Business Software Alliance. Does this give anyone else the Heebie Jeebies??"

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  1. If that position meant anything, maybe by daeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're getting the heebie jeebies from an undersecretary? The position means very little, be glad he wasn't given a real job like a spot on the Supreme Court.

    1. Re:If that position meant anything, maybe by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Really. A paper-pusher from the public policy department of what is in essence a law firm, getting hired to a government job? Now I've seen everything.

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    2. Re:If that position meant anything, maybe by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Think about it. The top jobs are political payback and friends and it is the underscretaries and other "minor" functionaries that actually do the work and do most of the harm.

      Be afraid, be very afraid.

  2. Everyone except by idonthack · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Does this give anyone else the Heebie Jeebies??
    Everyone except the Senators. They're getting new cars.
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    1. Re:Everyone except by fm6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the Bush Administration doesn't give you Heebie-Jeebies on a daily basis, you need to reduce your valium dosage.

    2. Re:Everyone except by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The question is, where is it safer to call them on it, here or China?"

      Actually that question really does not amount to much. Where is more EFFECTIVE to call them on it? Here or in China? The answer is that it is not effective in either place.

  3. Oh no by Kijori · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now the government might start using bad data to justify ridiculous copyright laws and restriction of users' rights! But wait, surely no-one would let them get away with that?

  4. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The BSA was pretty impotent. They achieved only a tiny bit of what they could have, had they had half a clue. Personally I hope they hire more people from the BSA.

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    1. Re:It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Informative

      They may have underachieved, but they've had a significant influence. They've had offices raided by armed marshals and who knows how many disgruntled employees report their employers. They've put millions of dollars into advertising campaigns. The BSA has an office in Washington, D.C. I'm sure it's not just to be near the famous attractions. There's definitely a lot going on. You just don't hear much about it.

    2. Re:It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling by DSP_Geek · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can goddamn betcha the BSA has had an influence. My startup will be a Microsoft-free zone - I can't afford to have my business disrupted by a bunch of extortionate asshats because someone might have slipped up with an Office CDROM, and why go through the hassle of switching when I can do it properly right from the git-go?

      http://news.com.com/2008-1082_3-5065859.html

      So long, Redmond. You coulda had a bunch of seats, but I'm too busy to watch my back for the BSA, and frankly the security holes aren't helping much either. Seeya.

  5. I'm shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would have thought they would have went with some script kiddie or long-haired open source zealot, but instead they went with an industry man. Still scratching my head over this one.

  6. Long live BSA by jamesl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's a guy who ran a market-leading motorcycle company into the ground in the days of carburettors, coil ignition and chain drive. Now he's in charge of technology for the good old US of A.

    I loved those BSA motorcycles.

  7. It's consistent by ktappe · · Score: 5, Informative
    This administration is all about foxes guarding the henhouse. Considering that ex-oil executives are energy czars and ex-forestry industry personnel are in charge of monitoring the environment, this latest move really shouldn't come as a surprise.

    -Kurt

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    1. Re:It's consistent by TheCarp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup, I don't think that they have missed a single opportunity to suckle at the cock of big buisness.

      Lets not forget to add to that list no bid sweetheart deal contracts for hailburton. Installing a big oil consultant as head of afghanistan, tax cuts, defeating net neutrality... doesn't seem to matter the issue, as long as it doesn't mean a bare breast on TV big buisness can just have its way.

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    2. Re:It's consistent by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This administration is all about foxes guarding the henhouse.

      It could also be argued that the administration is picking people who know something about what they're regulating and understand the issues. Mind you, I don't say you're wrong, just that there's more than one interpretation of this.

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    3. Re:It's consistent by DSP_Geek · · Score: 3, Informative

      After Rumsfeld fucking up Iraq, Chertoff screwing up FEMA, the entire Administration blowing up the budget, FCC administrators selling us down the river to Jeezemoids and junk faxers, and various PR mouthpieces stifling scientists, picking someone who knows the matter at hand would be a freaking first for this bunch.

    4. Re:It's consistent by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It could also be argued that the administration is picking people who know something about what they're regulating and understand the issues. Mind you, I don't say you're wrong, just that there's more than one interpretation of this.

      So it's a coincidence that they are all from the pro-business side of the resource managed? I do see how they could select people in the know, but to only select people from within the industry that had direct conflicts with the exact same government agency they are now working for, and often with personal interest remaining in the industry they left doesn't seem to be filling the positions with people that will fulfull the duties to the best of their abilities. Even if they happened to be the most qualified person on the planet, there would still be some internal conflicts.

      Once or twice isn't an issue, but picking everyone from the same cookie-cutter is indicating that it isn't knowledge they seek, but a point of view.

    5. Re:It's consistent by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It could also be argued that the administration is picking people who know something about what they're regulating and understand the issues. Mind you, I don't say you're wrong, just that there's more than one interpretation of this.

      No, "foxes guarding the henhouse" usually implies people who know the situation but profit from not enforcing the rules.

      The problem with conservative government is that it's primarily run by people who wish it didn't exist in the first place. The reason why everything is so screwed up in the current administration is because it's staffed by people who have such disrespect for the institutions that they are running that they don't bother to do the job right.

      Witness FEMA. Grover Norquist of the Americans for Tax Reform once stated, "I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub." Congratulations. Was New Orleans a good enough bathtub for the people to realize the problem with letting people with this attitude run things?

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    6. Re:It's consistent by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It could also be argued that the administration is picking people who know something about what they're regulating...

      Hey, so why don't we hire pedophiles to protect our children?

      Oh wait...we do

  8. Business as Usual by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Insightful
    > Former BSA VP Confirmed as Tech Undersecretary

    Sounds like par for the course to me.

    About the same as a Doubleclick hack (Nuala O'Connor Kelly, Chief "Privacy" Officer of Doubleclick) advising HomeSec on privacy.

    Or the Gator/Claria hack (D. Reed Freeman, former Gator/Claria Chief "Privacy" Officer) sitting on HomeSec's Data "Privacy" and "Integrity" Advisory Committee.

    Maybe we should be thankful. Based on precedent, the BSA guy should be put in charge of the Copyright office, or perhaps hired by NSA to... adjust its priorities when it comes to what sort of traffic is worthy of further investigation.

    Anyone taking bets on when Jeff Bezos gets picked to head USPTO?

    1. Re:Business as Usual by Puhase · · Score: 3, Informative

      Had to look twice at that second reference. Gator!? The guys who practically invented mainstream data-mining? I've seen some of the inside of Homeland Security and I was depressed at its prospects. But between this and the fact that they regularly hire sexual predators to defend us,

      http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/000294.php

      this is getting to ALMOST be so scary its funny.

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    2. Re:Business as Usual by Puhase · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but I probably wouldn't be happy if the man running my bank's security was convicted of robbing banks.
      Not sure if you read the link I posted, but in summary, the guy who was THE HEAD of DHS task force for finding pedophiles was convicted of being a pedophile.
      I'm not damning all of DHS. There are hundreds of thousands of hard working people who work under that general banner. My point is that the leadership is unfortunatly appointed by moronic political leaders who would rather give jobs to a friend of a friend then find the right man for the job. That is the point of the original article for this discussion. This criminally inept leadership cripples the work of those who are trying to make a difference as their work is undercut or ignored.

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  9. Heebie-Jeebies? Hardly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this administration was to make an appointment that didn't favor business interests over the needs of the populace, THEN I'd be worried. I'd be expecting a time-space continuum breach or the earth spinning off its axis or something.

  10. Copyright Lobbyists now part of the US Govt? by digitaldc · · Score: 5, Informative

    From a ZDNet Aug.1, 2005 Declan McCullagh article titled , Copyright lobbyists strike again
    The Central American nations participating in CAFTA must also:
    - Permit software patents
    - Extend copyright protection to "70 years after the author's death"
    - Ban the "manufacture" or "export" of any hardware or software that could decode encrypted satellite TV signals
    - Offer "online public access to a reliable and accurate" WhoIs database of domain name registration details

    It's true that these may be ideas beloved by the Bush administration and business lobbyists, but they have far more to do with special-interest lobbying than traditional notions of free trade.

    In reality, they're simply the latest in a string of victories that copyright lobbyists have managed to accumulate in the last decade--under both Democratic and Republican presidents--through adept work at influencing the arcane process of treaty drafting.

    Negotiating below the radar "We push for that in trade agreements and treaties and bilateral" agreements, Robert Cresanti, vice president for public policy at the Business Software Alliance, told me last week. Members of his group include Adobe Systems, Cisco Systems, Dell, Hewlett-Packard, IBM, Intel and Microsoft.

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  11. Re:What if it were all the undersecretaries? by vertinox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You're getting the heebie jeebies from an undersecretary?

    That is fine and dandy, but one has to wonder if this goes on all the time.

    Sure one undersecretary isn't that bad, but what if all positions like this were dealt in the same way.

    Boil a frog, anyone?

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  12. Jeez, don't scare me like that! by Creosote · · Score: 3, Funny

    I first interpreted "BSA" in your title as Boy Scouts of America... ... and given the nature of Bush Administration appointments, it would have been about as likely.

  13. Parallel World by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A key role of Free and Open Source Software is to maintain a parallel world where we don't have to be the captive audience of greedy and inefficient industrialists. If the FOSS notion could be extended to a wide variety of physical devices, appliances, vehicles, and other everyday items, we could protect ourselves and our future even better.

    Generic "robotic" hardware, computer-controlled devices that do useful work for their owners, seems to be a required next step to convert centralized mass production into distributed mass production. Still the stuff of sci fi, though.

  14. Public Policy by dada21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The best public policy is found and served by understanding the public. The public is a group of individuals who make individual decisions that best serve their lives now rather than later. This is true as we see that people would rather spend today rather than save for tomorrow, and they know they can live tomorrow by passing on the costs of retirement to the next generation rather than their offspring.

    To put a crony into this chief position is not news, it is status quo. The public is never served by the politicians, especially those who are not voted into office directly (which can have even worse consequences). The public is served by letting people make billions of decisions separately, and letting businesses and individuals find ways to serve those decisions, instantaneously adapting the market to what the public wants at that moment.

    By the time government is ready to react, it is usually too late and unnecessary. Even worse, many of government's reactions are to previous reactions that were too late, making the situation even worse for the millions of individuals making billions of decisions, sometimes unable to get what they truly want because that decision has been judged criminal by previous generations of politicians who never appreciated that the individual's need is best served by the individual's decisions.

    Read F.A. Hayek's many books for more details.

  15. You were expecting? by mschuyler · · Score: 3, Funny

    What? You were expecting Cowboy Neal to be appointed?

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  16. Better Analogy by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This administration is about propagandists writing the dictionary. I just watched the Commerce committee's hearing on Grokster, and it's depressing how often they throw around the term "intellectual property"

    Them I forgive; they're senators, not technologists. But note this well:

    As Cresanti pushes to expand the scope and scale of software patents, he knows full well that the term "intellectual property" is problematic at best and outright deceitful at worst. As rms said, when people use this term they are either confused or attempting-to-confuse-you.

    The senators are confused. Cresanti is a propagandist

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  17. Re:Sheesh, what a day by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    I need half a bottle of Valium just to read /. anymore.

    Sorry, your Scientologist pharmacist won't be providing that to you any more because he has found it is against his religion. You'll just have to fly to Canada to read /.

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  18. No heebie jeebies by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does this give anyone else the Heebie Jeebies?

    No, I'm used to this sorta news by now.

  19. So what? by mgessner · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what? Who cares? Why is the BSA such a bad thing, unless you're into stealing software?

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  20. The BSA...I remember them... by Expert+Determination · · Score: 4, Insightful
    When I tried to sell a bunch of (legal) copies of some Adobe software on Ebay the BSA told Ebay to pull my auction because I was breaking the law. I sent Ebay a pretty snotty email about how ridiculous it was that they'd listen to a third party making random accusations that were completely and utterly unfounded. Clearly they had gone scouting through Ebay looking for all sales of software by their members accusing them all of piracy. My ad had even made a special point of having photos to show the original packaging and I had spelled out the fact that I was ready to carry out a proper transfer of license through Adobe. They didn't even read that far.

    Fortunately Ebay did in fact reinstate my auctions but I was pretty unhappy about the disgusting way I had been treated. I can only hope that the shoot first, ask questions later attitude will be moderated now that this guy has a government job.

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  21. Re:What if it were all the undersecretaries? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is fine and dandy, but one has to wonder if this goes on all the time.

    You have to wonder if cronyism and giving government positions to connected corporate interests occurs all the time?

    Let me help you out: Yes, it goes on all the time.

    In this sense, the OP was right that a mere undersecretary position isn't anything special.

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  22. Duties of the Office and Suing Public Schools. by twitter · · Score: 3, Informative
    From TFA:

    The National Institute of Standards and Technology, the National Technical Information Service and the Office of Technology Policy all fall under the oversight of the Technology Administration

    So there's one big no vote on making any free file formats or programs standard issue for government offices. That's a big deal.

    People from the BSA have no place in government service in any case. The BSA is an organization that sued public schools systems for copying a text editor. People who do things like that should be shunned.

    Ugh, he even looks like a bit character from the Sopranos.

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  23. Re:What if it were all the undersecretaries? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny
    Boil a frog, anyone?

    Um, no thanks. At least, not without a good dash of cajun spices, or perhaps some good curry or chinese chilis. Otherwise, the boiled frog won't sit in your stomach and digest very well.

  24. Hit it like the nail it is. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A fairly obnoxious AC writes:

    "the poor teachers copied a text editor and they got sued by the evil BSA" hardly helps your cause.

    You are entitled to your belief, but most people would dissagree.

    This is the heart and soul of how non free software is evil and how out of whack "IP" laws are. Most people think of schools as worthy of public support and money. The BSA thinks of them as a source of money and thinks that money is more important than the school's mission. These suits were carried out in the most disruptive way possible. People understand that's wrong. They should also know the intimidation effect of those suits and the massive amounts of public money wasted keeping track of licenses and all that, to avoid more of the same. The case also nicely illustrates why it's wrong to use a non free file format as a communications standard, which is something the public also understands very well now.

    If the BSA wanted to look good, they would leave schools of all types alone. Unlike "piracy", this would not have cost them a thing but a few lost sales. I'm glad they were so stupid because it shows them for what they are and encourages the use of free software. No one likes being threatened. Threatening public education is about the dumbest thing a private company can do.

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  25. Actually, it kind of makes sense... by djSpinMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny
    You know, sort of like hiring an ex-hacker to a computer security team.

    *snort* :-\

    Oh, man, I'm sorry, I just couldn't keep a straight face through that one.

  26. I'll bite the troll by LocalH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dear Word Detective: At a recent party, I had occasion to use the phrase "Heebee Jeebees" to refer to something that gave me a "creepy" feeling. I was flummoxed when half the crowd was nonplussed! (See, you do have an effect!) Actually, I was even more surprised when someone suggested that she thought the phrase was not in good taste because it was anti-Semitic! I am doubtful, but I'm PC enough to worry. -- Chris Kuhn, via the Internet.

    Of course I have an effect; many effects, in fact, some of them rather alarming. Most people find me easiest to take with meals (you can always play with your peas and pretend not to know me), and it's generally wise not to go swimming within a half-hour after reading this column. If dizziness or skepticism develops, go ask William Safire.

    I, too, am surprised that half the folks at that party didn't know what "heebie-jeebies" (the usual spelling) are. What are they teaching in school these days, anyway? Nothing useful, apparently. To quote the Oxford English Dictionary, the "heebie-jeebies" are "a feeling of discomfort, apprehension, or depression; the 'jitters'; delirium tremens; also, formerly, a type of dance." Just like the "wim-wams," I'd say, except the dancing part.

    As to your worries about "heebie-jeebies" possibly being an anti-Semitic slur, the answer is a somewhat qualified "no." The phrase "heebie-jeebies" was invented by Billy De Beck, a famous American comic strip artist of the 1920's, in his popular "Barney Google" strip in 1923. De Beck, by the way, also invented "hotsy-totsy" (a term of approval) and the wonderful "horsefeathers" (meaning "utter nonsense") in his strip. "Heebie-jeebies" must have caught the popular imagination immediately, since the dance of that name appeared a scant three years later, in 1926.

    The invention of "heebie-jeebies" by De Beck was, without doubt, innocent of any racial or ethnic animosity. The only possible anti-Semitic interpretation of "heebie-jeebies" comes from its unfortunate resemblance to the slang term "hebe" (a cropping of "Hebrew"), which is indeed an anti-Jewish epithet. Whether you want to risk possible misunderstandings when you use "heebie-jeebies" is up to you, of course, but the truth of its innocent origin is its best defense.

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  27. Re:Please explain why tax cuts help. by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Where does government money go that doesn't create jobs in America?

    Much of it is spent very, very inefficiently (relative to activity in the private sector). Or, much of it is "spent" as grants, social programs, and other hand-out-ish type stuff that doesn't actually require (or produce) an actual productive job in return for that money. Simple re-distribution of money from a worker to (say) a non-worker does not create a job.

    Pork-type spending (like, building pointless highways in the middle of nowhere, or sponsoring a teapot museum in the Carolinas - really!) may ultimately employ people in the literal sense, but it doesn't focus that money in areas where there's a real, 'natural' demand for the output of those workers. It's very distorting, and creates false spots in the economic landscape.

    Why do you expect investors to invest as much money in America as the American government as opposed to investing in overseas and multinational companies

    I expect investors to invest money wherever it suits them. If they're smart, they'll invest a goodly amount in domestic activity... but there's nothing wrong with investing in operations overseas, because that creates larger, newer, hungrier markets in those other places... and if you're still banking on the US as an innovative, useful place, those other countries will then have more to spend on our higher-end goods and services. Do you really think we're better off running low-end textile mills in this country? Or, are we better off leveraging developing economies that need the stimulation at that level, and focusing locally on more high-end, info/service/brain-type stuff that we do so well? It's not as simple as investing in/outside our borders, because we're completely past that as an economic model anyway. Practically everything we consume is made in China... so why not invest there and have a greater impact in how we operate parts of our companies there, and do everything we can to make Chinese citizens able to buy from us the stuff that we're still better at?

    I think the other thing that's worth mentioning is that "tax cuts" cover a lot of ground. Where it really counts is in reducing the capital gains taxes, so that people who have their cash tied up in something (a second family house, or a pile of stocks, etc) can liberate it and move the investment onto something else (which stimulates growth) without getting killed by taxes. This is much more of a middle class thing than people think it is. Just selling one stock and turning right around to buy another that looks promising... that can clobber you with taxes. No money has landed in your hands, and some other company's just raised the capital with which to expand their business (and thus hire people, etc), but all the sudden 20% or so of the money you were willing to relocate into a needy part of the economy is... gone. That completely kills the incentive to push money into the hands of growing businesses that will make the most of it.

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