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Sci-Fi Weapons to Join US Arsenal?

marct22 writes to tell us CNet is reporting that the next weapons coming out of the US arsenal could be stepping right off the pages of science fiction to be there. From the article: "By the end of this year, the Air Force plans to conduct a first, fully loaded test flight of its Airborne Laser, a jumbo jet packed with gear designed to shoot down enemy missiles half a world away, at the speed of light. The ABL also packs a megawatt-class punch--it's not exactly your garden-variety laser pointer."

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  1. Half a world away? by afaik_ianal · · Score: 5, Funny

    [...] designed to shoot down enemy missiles half a world away, at the speed of light

    That's a pretty impressive feat. Does it shoot the laser straight through the Earth's core? Or have they managed to get the jumbo to fly at the speed of light?

    1. Re:Half a world away? by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the bigger question is this: Can they mount those frickin' laserbeams on sharks?

    2. Re:Half a world away? by Janitha · · Score: 4, Funny

      Date 2012. In before: Enemies are now coating their missiles with silver and giving each of them a mirror polish, and China to build the great mirror of China.

  2. Garden variety? by jollyroger1210 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "it's not exactly your garden-variety laser pointer."

    Wait, Laser pointers grow in gardens?? THAT, is a plant I would grow.

    just like that other one....

    --
    Purple, because ice cream has no bones.
  3. Warning by Lendrick · · Score: 4, Funny

    As with all "Class 200000" laser products, care should be taken to avoid looking directly into the laser. Do not point the Airborne Laser into other people's eyes or stare into the beam.

  4. Re:Off topic: Slashdot's policy on censorship by afaik_ianal · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I think the bigger question is this: Can they mount those frickin' laserbeams on sharks?
    Does slashdot have a policy on censorship?


    Yeah - any time anyone says "frickin'", it automatically converts it to "frickin'"

  5. Re:Garden Variety laser? by MustardMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    That all depends on whether or not you like cats

  6. Re:1.21 gigawatts by Fnkmaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not gigawatts, it's jigawatts!

    Jigga, watt?

  7. Re:Off topic: Slashdot's policy on censorship by online-shopper · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fuck no.

  8. Re:1.21 gigawatts by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 4, Funny
    Jigga, watt?

    Jigga, please!