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Google Voice Search May be Coming Soon

vitaly.friedman writes "The master of text-based search could be looking to lend a voice to Internet users everywhere, or so it appears based on Google's latest patent. Patent #7,027,987, issued today by the US Patent and Trademark Office, covers a 'Voice interface for a search engine.'"

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  1. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    lend a lend a voice?

    Do Slashdot editors submit stories with voice recognition software?

  2. Not useful for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I doubt speaking the word "sex" to my pc at work will get me a raise anytime soon... I'll stick with traditional methods of finding my porn... =)

  3. Make sure you don't say "hello" to it by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    Especially from the image search page.

    You have been warned.

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  4. Privacy Issues by RootsLINUX · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the library...

    Google Voice: Please state what it is that you would like to search for.
    MAN (whispering): .....porn
    GV: I'm sorry, I did not understand you. Please state your search item again.
    MAN (whispering): ...porn
    GV: I'm sorry, I did not understand you. Please state your search item again.
    MAN (whispering): porn
    GV: I'm sorry, I did not understand you. Please state your search item again.
    MAN (shouting): PORN! I want to search for PORN you stupid ass computer!
    (stares from every person in the vicinity)
    GV: ...Search item confirmed. Commencing search for "porn".

    Just think of all the entertaining stories that wide-spread voice recognition will bring us ^_~

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  5. Three Wise Monkeys by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny
    MEMO: Google morality checklist
    1. See no evil. Check, moderate SafeSearch is on.
    2. Hear no evil. We're still coding the filter, but so far we've managed to eliminate "cocksucker" from the recognition patterns.
    3. Do no evil.
  6. Revenge of the Nerds by aplusjimages · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think they meant Lamda Lamda Lamda. What a great movie.

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  7. I've Seen this Episode by carrier+lost · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kirk: Computer, get me coordinates to Alpha Centari!

    Computer: Did you mean: coordinates to alpha centauri

    Kirk: Yes, yes, okay.

    Computer: Alpha Centauri Alpha Centauri B is much brighter than Alpha Centauri C but still alot weaker than A. ... The coordinates for these stars are: ... www.eso.org/outreach/eduoff/edu-prog/catchastar/CA S2002/cas-projects/nether_alphacen_1/astrofacts.ht ml - 15k - Cached - Similar pages

    Kirk: What? Quick! Oh, OH KAY! for Pete's sake!

    Spock: Captain, you get better results if you say, 'I'm feeling lucky'

    MjM

  8. Oblig Futurama by TCQuad · · Score: 2, Funny

    My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries.