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Military Secrets for Sale on Stolen USB Drives

nTrfAce writes "Per a BBC Article, "US forces in Afghanistan are checking reports that stolen computer hardware containing military secrets is being sold at a market beside a big US base. Shopkeepers at a market next to Bagram base, outside Kabul, have been selling memory drives stolen from the facility, the Los Angeles Times newspaper says.""

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  1. Re:Missing Classified Hard Drives by x2A · · Score: 3, Funny

    Windows - it's that insecure, you don't even need physical access to a machine to steal it's componants! ;-)

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  2. Microsoft USB drives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was wondering why my free Microsoft USB drive hasn't arrived yet. It's so obvious it's fulfilling it's patriotic duty as an information decoy. With that move, I don't think MS will be harrased by regulations n' stuff.

  3. Similar issues in the UK by Firefalcon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Similarly we've had several reports in the press about MI5/6 agents/staff leaving their laptops in Taxi's - whenever data is portable it is at risk of loss or theft...

  4. Re:why/when. by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of a friend of mine who had to support an application for the the Israeli military. Over the phone they finally realised that he needed to be at the machine to fix it. Took months getting approval.

    When he finally got approved he was allowed enter as far some guard post, at which point another guy came out and talked to him through a fence. He never once saw the machine.

  5. Good Points Above by jbenwell · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good points above, but there are a couple of things that I would like to know:

    1. How big are the drives? I find that my 256MB one fills up all the time. If these are 512MB or more, I may want one.

    2. How much? I can get a (new) 1GB drive at Costo for $60 (Canadian), so I'd hope these (used) ones are going for less then that.

  6. Re:Strong encryption by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    Otherwise, how will we ever know what our armed representatives abroad are doing in our names?

    But shouldn't soliders have the right to strip prisioners naked and photgraph their anuses, without fear of government surveillance?

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  7. Re:I'm no military fan... by mrogers · · Score: 5, Funny
    Military Intelligence has released a list of the secrets that have been recovered and those that are still at large. Among the recovered secrets:

    • The B2 Stealth Bomber is just a decoy made out of balsa wood and black paper; smart bombs are actually delivered by UPS
    • Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone; the FBI and Secret Service were so embarrassed by their failure to protect the President from some wandering nutjob that they spent the next 30 years trying to create the impression there had been some kind of conspiracy
    • A 1989 Cheers episode that made reference to the Kennedy assassination was seized by the CIA minutes before it was scheduled to air; the tape went missing, and so far 11 American civilians have been killed in the effort to prevent it reaching a wider audience
    • Aging Cuban guerillas launched a successful coup in Washington DC while the nation's attention was focussed on the last episode of Sex and the City. President-for-Life Fidel Castro described it as "a good day to bury good news".
  8. Soviet Russia by icklepenguin · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, military secrets sell you!

  9. A corrupt black market economy? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mission accomplished!

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  10. Re:Strong encryption by x2A · · Score: 2, Funny

    not if it's goatse guy!

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  11. Great... just what our soldiers need! by tomcres · · Score: 2, Funny

    Poor guys... Now their addresses are in the hands of the entrepreneurs in Kabul... they're going to be getting tons of junk mail for "Habib's Roof and Tile" and "Afghan National Platinum MasterCard"... :(

  12. asking for it by Errtu76 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hm. Invading a country. Letting the invaded people work for you at your base with your stuff. And now there's stuff missing you say? Really? Who would've thought ....

  13. Re:Missing Classified Hard Drives by CockMonster · · Score: 1, Funny

    Linux! It's that great you don't have to be able to spell correctly. It just knows.

  14. Re:why/when. by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why is everybody whining when this is obviously a great win for western values? The afghans have gotten from raising sheep to stealing and sellinf government property in only a few years ! They are now obviously a fully fledged western capitalistic society.

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  15. Re:why/when. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then we found that the corporal on the other end found it bizzare that there was something shuffling in the envelope, and to secure it better he put a couple of staples through the envelope. And through the disk.

    Security thru immobilization!

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  16. You don't need to go to Afghanistan by megarich · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have your military secrets right here! It's yours for only 3 easy payments of 19.95?! That's right only 19.95! And if you act now before you finish reading this post, we'll throw in keys to the pentagon, absolutely FREE!!!! *NY residents must pay sales tax. Offer only good in the continent u.s.