IBM to Oracle - You Can't Buy Open Source
mrops writes "CNET has up a short article about IBM's reaction to Oracle's recent acquisitions. From the article: 'Handy was responding to comments made by Oracle CEO Ellison to the Financial Times, where he said that he wanted Oracle to control a 'full stack' of software, including the Linux operating system. If Oracle did try to buy a Linux distributor, such as Red Hat or Novell, Handy said 'we'd stick to our strategy of having two or more independent distributors and have to wait and see what happens.'" It should be pointed out, as noted in yesterday's Slashback, that Ellison has no intentions of purchasing Red Hat.
Oracle to IBM: No, but we can buy the people.
All your *installed* bases are belong to us!
Problem solved. No I don't know the relative values of the companies.
All your installed bases are belong to us?
Doesn't have the same ring to it; it'll never catch on.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
From: Larry Ellison
To: IBM
SUBJ: Your note to us about Open Source
Dear IBM,
Piss off. I have two Mig jets and a really big-ass boat. I can buy anything I want.
Oraclistically Yours,
Larry
I'm not a troll, but I play one on Slashdot.