Married In Oblivion

An anonymous reader writes "Thanks to an odd glitch in the game that prevents him from completing the Knights of the White Stallion quest, Shawn has figured out how to keep himself a mighty fine Orc wife, Mazoga. Once she went on adventures with him. Now she lives in his house in Tamriel, and he can't get her to leave. He visits her when he's in the city, tired after his days of adventuring. He's thinking about buying her a kitchen set. Maybe a living room. Hands down, it's the best Oblivion glitch to date."

Comments

Sex

[Feminist-Mom]

I've always wondered what it would be like to sleep with an orc.

Re:Sex

[Locke2005]

Most of us have personal rules against dating outside our species... on the other hand, I hear they do taste just like chicken!

Re:Sex

[RoadDoggFL]

Any girl that tastes like chicken has to have something wrong with her. Stay the fuck away from that...

Re:Sex

[nocomment]

You seen the new trailer for clerks II? Jay says something to the effect of "I wish I had done more with my life other than hanging out in front of places. Maybe I could have been the first to discover a new alien species and have sex with it".

Re:Sex

[Forrest Kyle]

Just ask that guy who married Star Jones.

Re:Sex

[Feminist-Mom]

Oh I'm not interested in dating an orc. Just a fantasy of being kidnapped by a band of them, like Merry and Pippin, and being a sex slave of the all seeing eye...

Re:Sex

[jb.hl.com]

+1 Uncomfortable truth

Re:Sex

[Sj0]

This is the most disturbing thing I've read all week.

Re:Sex

[Anonymous Coward]

I hear Sauron likes to watch

Re:Sex

[Channard]

There'd probably be a lot of earth-shattering shouting, broken furniture and so forth, but it'd be worth. After all, who'd not want a woman who could bang the living daylights out of you *and* have a roasted horse-meat breakfast waiting for you when you got up.

Obligatory Futurama reference...

[TheNoxx]

As soon as virtual sex partners become a reality, civilization will collapse completely.

DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ROBOTS... or... MMORPG wives...! Or else!

Re:Obligatory Futurama reference...

[Loonacy]

But we all know that marriage is defined as being between one man and one woman, and since women never play video games, you can never get married in an MMORPG. Duh.

Re:Red tab?

[MobileTatsu-NJG]

"Did anyone else notice that the background color of the "tab" for the story on the front page was red? Next refresh it was back to normal gray again."

What, you've never seen Slashdot go to Red Alert?

Nabokovian RPGs? Now I've seen everything.

[jonathantu]

"Ma-zo-ga: Light of my life, fire of my loins."

I'm surprised his character's name wasn't Pendleton Pendleton.

Naked Man

[Rowan_u]

This reminds me of a story my good friend told me about Oblivion. During a certain fighter's guild quest, he had a well armored male companion. Due to an accidental pick pocketing during the quest, he was kicked out of the fighter's guild. However, his companion continued to follow him everywhere, helping out with ambushes as needed. Also turned out that his loyal fighter's guild companion was unkillable.

This wouldn't have been that funny itself . . . but, after awhile the Fighter's amour begin to fall into disrepair, eventually leaving him completely naked. So, currently, my friend has a naked man following him everywhere. On the 360 widescreen, you can just make him out . . . running behind, desperate to catch up.

Re:Naked Man

[RabbidRabbit]

I happen to be the person experiencing the naked man problem with Oblivion. It wouldn't be all that bad if after resting at an inn you wouldn't wake up to seeing him standing at the foot of the bed with a wicked grin on his face.

Re:Sure it's a glitch?

[Anonymous Coward]

Shh don't ruin his fun ^_^