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Married In Oblivion

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the a-touching-tale dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Thanks to an odd glitch in the game that prevents him from completing the Knights of the White Stallion quest, Shawn has figured out how to keep himself a mighty fine Orc wife, Mazoga. Once she went on adventures with him. Now she lives in his house in Tamriel, and he can't get her to leave. He visits her when he's in the city, tired after his days of adventuring. He's thinking about buying her a kitchen set. Maybe a living room. Hands down, it's the best Oblivion glitch to date."

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  1. Red tab? by allanw · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Did anyone else notice that the background color of the "tab" for the story on the front page was red? Next refresh it was back to normal gray again.

    1. Re:Red tab? by Virak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm pretty sure the red background is for stories from teh future!1! , but for some reason they seem to occasionally still appear red right after they become available to non-subscribers.

    2. Re:Red tab? by Willy+Wong · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I got that too yesterday on another story. It also said "story under construction" and the end of the story.

  2. Re:Sex by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Any girl that tastes like chicken has to have something wrong with her. Stay the fuck away from that...

    That's still 10x better than smelling like fish.

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