Scientists Find Brain Cells Linked to Choice
An anonymous reader writes "Scotsman.com is reporting that Harvard Medical researchers may have found the neurons, or brain cells, that play a role in a persons ability to choose between different items. From the article: 'Scientists have known that cells in different parts of the brain react to attributes such as color, taste or quantity. Dr Camillo Padaoa-Schioppa and John Assad, an associate professor of neurobiology, found neurons involved in assigning values that help people to make choices.'"
Surely many will contend, "But sir, what of the fairer sex, so oft guided not by reason but by emotional folly?" Remember though, that God created Man in His image, and woman as a derivative. Being an imperfect replica of Man, the vagaries of Hysteria may indeed strike women against their diminished Will, but remember too that this affliction is readily ameliorated by a Hysterectomy. Bear in mind too, that harsh is this may seem, barrenness is no punishment, but a natural decision to curb the propagation of maladies of the mind.
In conclusion, fuck you CrazyJeremy. Xenu will prevail, and the thetans will rape your mind mercilessly until you have perished from your mortal form.
English is easier said than done.