Bloodless Surgery
isaacbowman writes "Dr. Charles Bridges, a Pennsylvania Hospital cardiologist, says says regarding new bloodless surgery options - "Among the benefits are reductions in recovery time, hospital stay, cost and complications -- as well as an estimated $20,000 in savings per patient." Advances in medicine have made this possible and Dr. Bridges also says, "There's no downside to it that we can see, and there's certainly no downside that's been documented." Dr. Patricia Ford, director of Pennsylvania Hospital's Center for Bloodless Medicine & Surgery, further states, why blood transfusions are dangerous, saying that they are "like getting a transplant; they can be risky and should be a last resort.""
$20,000 in savings per patient
That dull roar you just heard outside was the US's entire population of medical residents placing a revolver in their mouth and pulling the trigger.
How do you cut open someone's chest to fix a heart valve without there being blood?
Vampires.
KFG
after bloodless surgery comes fluidless sex.
on a lawyer?
Basically the scalpel consists of a handle, an on/off switch aka. an Activation Matrix, a blade arc tip and a stabilizing ring. By directing energy through crystals stored in the handle of the scalpel an arc wave energy field is formed as the blade. This extremely powerful "light" scalpel cauterizes wounds as it cuts. However it must be noted that to use this tool a surgeon must be well endowed in the "force"
Another example of typical ignorant prejudice. They're not stone-age beliefs, they're bronze-age beliefs.
This is bad news for Antonio, and Shylock will be quite pleased.
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"Minimal smoke for improved visibility in the surgical field"
Although I can see how reduced loss of blood can help recovery, I have to question how well the cut parts stick back together when they advertise "minimal smoke" as a selling-point.
"Hey Jonsey, can you clamp this over here... Yeah, thanks. Aww yeah... Do you smell what the doc is cookin'? Anyone up for a trip to Chick-n'-Pig after we finish here?"