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Most Web Users Unable to Spot Spyware

Ben writes "According to a Spyware Quiz conducted by McAfee SiteAdvisor , a staggering 97% of Internet users are just one click away from infecting their PCs with spyware. One interesting conclusion from this study showed that even users with a high "Spyware IQ" have a nearly 100% chance of visiting a dangerous site during 30 days of typical online searching and browsing activity."

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  1. Wait... by cshank4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That has to be wrong, somehow. A lot of the people I know only go to trusted sites, virus-scan everything, etc etc. It only takes common sense and a slightly focused attention span to keep your machine clean.

    1. Re:Wait... by topham · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The correct way to look at it is to say that it only takes a split second of distraction to get a machine infected.

    2. Re:Wait... by Mistlefoot · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've said it before and I'll say it again.

      Maintain an up to date hosts file - the best I've found is from here - http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.htm.

      Blocking a site from loading prevents - well prevents if from loading. What more can you ask for? If you keep your file up to date (their most recent hosts file is 6 days old) you certainly are preventing a lot of the risk.

    3. Re:Wait... by Mistlefoot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The point is that this hosts file offers 11,000 lines worth of links - that link back to 127.0.0.1

      You try to go to www.screensaver.com, for example - and you can't. What a wonderful sounding place to get a screensaver - but apparently it offers spyware or tracks you - don't believe and want to go anyhow? Turn off your hosts file or comment out the line. Simple.

      You can read every entry. Nothing hidden. Simple. Preventative. Free. And nothing to install. What more can you ask for?

    4. Re:Wait... by Jerf · · Score: 4, Insightful
      A lot of the people I know only go to trusted sites,...

      A sibling to this post points out it only takes a split second of carelessness. This is literally true.

      The combination of
      1. Internet Explorer and several silent install vulnerabilities (are you sure they're all gone? Is everybody's IE up to date?)
      2. The user, and thus IE, running as Administrator (OR any priv. escalation exploit), and
      3. bots that register typo-domains en masse
      adds up to a situation where a single innocuous typo in your Location bar could trigger a rootkit install.

      For this reason, I consider IE mortally dangerous, and until we go for some period of years without seeing a silent install vulnerability, I won't lift this assessment. This has nothing to do with hating Microsoft, and shouldn't be dismissed as such; I think it's a perfectly rational assessment of the situation. I think the only thing stopping more people from seeing it this way is the fact that most people are dependent on Microsoft and simply don't want to see something that means they are going to have to do a lot of work to switch.

      I don't think Firefox has had a "silent install" vulnerability yet. Corrections welcome. It's just too darned easy to get infected, and all the anti-virus software, software firewalls, and spyware detection software is just closing the barn door after the animals escaped, especially as the rootkits are passing the point where you can even pretend to remove them without a full re-load of the OS from the bottom. (And it's only a matter of time before the rootkits go back to the old trick of infecting all executables like the viruses of the olden days, so you have to completely rebuild the machine from scratch...)

      (I remember there was some changes made to the extension download process to make it harder to mindlessly click through, but I'm not counting that. I would consider a silent extension install to be a silent install vulnerability, because extensions get full access to the machine. The same for an install process that isn't "silent", but isn't able to be stopped short of cutting power to the machine; ISTR an ActiveX vuln that had the behavior of installing even if you said "no" to the trust dialog.)
    5. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This has nothing to do with hosts files or the like... They didnt give you enough information and they didnt give you enough options
      Question 1 of 8: Screensavers: Pick the safe site.
      I dont care which one is safe i wouldnt download that crap anyway...
      Question 2 of 8: Smileys: Pick the safe site.
      I dont care which one is safe i wouldnt download that crap anyway...
      Question 3 of 8: Free Games: Pick the safe site.
      I dont care which one is safe i wouldnt download that crap anyway...
      Question 4 of 8: Lyrics: Pick the safe site.
      I dont care which one is safe i would never leave something as buggy as activex enabled! and i use firefox anyway...
      Questions 5-8 of 8: File Sharing
      I dont care which one is safe i wouldnt download closed source executable binaries from any of them!
    6. Re:Wait... by phlipped · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Using host files to avoid certain sites is a kludge.

      While it may be simple and effective, the hosts file is not the right place to block access to certain sites.

      Blocking should be done by the browser itself or by a firewall, proxy, or some other software gatekeeper expressly designed for the purpose. Such an agent is theoretically able to perform a multitude of functions related to site blocking, such as temporary unblocking, content filtering (ie allow the HTML through but nothing else, or strip out javascript, or whatever), authentication for unblocking, management of blocked groups (eg separate black lists for porn, spyware, anti-chinese-government content).

      Hosts files don't allow any of these functions, and are easy to bypass by using an ip address instead of a domain name. By skewing their function into a server filter, you are more likely to run into problems and frustrations, esp when you also want to use the hosts file for its intended purpose - to map names to ip addresses. It's going to be pretty annoying when someone makes a typo in the hosts list and you can no longer get to some site because the "connection was refused".

      In short... Hosts file as a filter is an effective kludge for now, but a better solution is to use a ... better solution designed for the purpose of filtering (if one exists).

    7. Re:Wait... by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This "loopback evil sites host file" is fine as far as it goes, and I've recommended this as part of a prevention strategy for clients before.

      However, the notion of "trusted web sites" is bogus and dangerous (e.g. in web site security, "evil sites are not to be trusted" may be true, but the converse is not necessarily true -- web sites that are not known to be inherently evil are also not "trusted". Companies that build them and run them and put them on the internet for you to puruse don't even trust them. They put them on "sacrificial hosts" in a "DMZ". The *owners* of these web sites don't trust them. Why should anyone else?

      The notion of the "trusted web site" is dead. Stone cold it's not pining for the fjords because if it hadn't been nailed there it would be pushing up the daisies, dead.

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    8. Re:Wait... by trewornan · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Right, I don't believe there's any way you could know which is right from the information provided. Effectively the quiz asks you pick randomly from two choices and then claims that since you almost inevitably get some wrong you're in danger of downloading spyware. It's only true if you download stuff from websites by guessing whether they're trustworthy.

      Next week "how water is wet".

    9. Re:Wait... by niiler · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That was exactly my feeling upon looking at the "quiz". There are certain computer extras such as closed source screen savers and smileys which are, in my own experience, nearly always bundled with spyware. These are simply products to avoid. The "even experienced users picked the wrong one" argument is a misdirection. Most experienced users won't go looking for this type of crap (and will recognize the quiz for the poorly constructed trap that it is).

      That said, I'm starting to get concerned about closed source applications such as Diamond Crush showing up on apps.kde.org. Some of these are much more appealing to geeks. Also, I have wondered what sort of peer review is done on packages at repositories such as www.slacky.it or www.linuxpackages.net. It's nice to be able to download precompiled binaries of open source products that don't come with your distro, but....when I download something from slackware.com or vectorlinux.com, I don't have the same sense of worry about unpleasant easter eggs.

      Cheers.

  2. And let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    McAfee will sell me the software to help save me.

  3. Sorry by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But Mac and Linux users comprise more than 3% of Internet users!

  4. Bad quiz by samtihen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The quiz in question has you choose which of two sites, based on screenshots, has spyware. The sites were all for things like screen savers, song lyrics, and free game downloads. That is a terrible, terrible way to judge a users capability to determine if something has spyware.

    1. Re:Bad quiz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The quiz in question has you choose which of two sites, based on screenshots, has spyware. The sites were all for things like screen savers, song lyrics, and free game downloads. That is a terrible, terrible way to judge a users capability to determine if something has spyware.

      No crap. In some of the screenshots, you can't even see the whole screen, to say the least of not interacting with it. In many of the choices, I wouldn't visit either site.

      It's also worth noting that the quiz is by a major commercial anti-spyware company.

      I think this is a sales gimmick more than anything else.

    2. Re:Bad quiz by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I saw the first question I laughed out loud. I guess they may be going on the domain name but the quiz is really bad. I took it and got 4 out of 8. I guess you are supposed to go research the sites because there reasonings for answers couldn't be gleaned from the screen shots. Funny, I've never had a virus or spyware on my machine, I don't allow automatic anything, and I failed! What a joke.

    3. Re:Bad quiz by jonnythan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ummmmm..... I think that's the point.

      You sometimes can't tell what software will have bundled spyware or adware, (especially in such an obviously biased quiz) which is why you're going to need to purchase McAfee's anti-spyware software.

      Hello, McFly...

    4. Re:Bad quiz by quentin_quayle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right. It's more like "Assuming you are going to download an exe of some frivolous applet, and install it as Administrator on Windows, on a whim, which site will you get it from?"

      If this applies to you, you've already flunked the real-world test. If they had a third option "I'll get software only when it's important, and then only from sources I've thoroughly researched and have objective reason to trust" - then this quiz would be a public service. As is, it just encourages the proliferation of Windows malware.

  5. Sure by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One interesting conclusion from this study showed that even users with a high "Spyware IQ" have a nearly 100% chance of visiting a dangerous site during 30 days of typical online searching and browsing activity.

    Sure, we like to visit places like http://www.cracks.am, who actually write their own spyware. But I am not so sure that qualifies me as ever installing any of their garbage.

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  6. This looks like an interesting article by TechnoGuyRob · · Score: 5, Funny

    *Click*

  7. Follow the money by Roachgod · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Clearly the message is to just give up and pay the anti-virus/anti-spyware people a bunch of cash.

    The real way to combat this is to hold website owners responsible if they are hosting such malware.

  8. Free pr0n yes! by TheSpatulaOfLove · · Score: 3, Funny

    Free pr0n? Free laptop? Free Ipod? Yes!! *clikc*click*click*! 97% of internet users think free truly means free.

  9. Stupid quiz as usual by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is just like a "spot the phishing email" quiz I saw. Just looking at a picture gives you no context. Did you get the link from a reliable source? What OS/browser are you running. (I'm definitely more willing to check out something suspicious in Safari than Internet Explorer.) Are you dumb enough to download and run something from the site.

  10. This is an idiotic quiz. by aussersterne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It contains no technical information or interactivity whatsoever. No status bar information, no ability to view page source, just screen grabs of random web sites.

    This is a completely invalid, unsound test, as there is no technical way to determine the presence of malicious software simply by looking at a page as it initially loads in the absence of any ability to interact with it or at the very freaking least scroll up or down or hover a mouse... sheesh...

    It's like blindfolding someone and then blaming them for not being able to catch a baseball pitch, facing away from the thrower, with their bare hands. Of course they won't be able to, if you take away every single useful tool for them to accomplish the task.

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  11. Flawed quiz by siwelwerd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This quiz doesn't measure anything. Where's the option for "Both of these look suspicious and I wouldn't go near either of them"?

    1. Re:Flawed quiz by Smallpond · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It measures two things:

      1) How many people will stay interested enough to finish the quiz.

      2) Free focus group when article is posted on /.

  12. Requires javascript. by jZnat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since the quiz requires JavaScript, and since I have that by default disabled, I think I passed the test.

    --
    'Yes, firefox is indeed greater than women. Can women block pops up for you? No. Can Firefox show you naked women? Yes.'
  13. Re:My Score by Frogbert · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought the site with active x spyware was a trick question. They clearly use Firefox and therefore don't suffer from such nonsense.

  14. Not sure I agree with their methods by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The quiz (http://www.siteadvisor.com/quizzes/spyware_0306.h tml) asks questions like "Which of these smiley download sites is safe?" The answer I'd pick is "I don't care which one is safe, I wouldn't ever download something so pointless and high risk to begin with", but that option isn't available.

    1. Re:Not sure I agree with their methods by ucblockhead · · Score: 5, Funny

      Exactly. It's like saying "One of these prostitutes as herpes and the other is clean! If you can't tell the difference, you need to buy one of our prostitute STD test kits before leaving the house or you WILL be infected!!!"

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  15. Missing Poll Option by rcw-home · · Score: 4, Informative
    For questions 1-4: None Of The Above!

    Seriously, is McAfee trying to imply that some executable code you download off the Internet from people/organizations of unknown repute is safe?

    BTW, if 3% of people answered their questions correctly, that means that 5 of 8 questions effectively had 50% odds. For example, if 50% of people were able to get questions 5-8 correct, and everyone just flipped a coin to answer questions 1-4, you'd get a 3% all-correct rate.

  16. Think of it as another way to advertise! by Parallax+Blue · · Score: 3, Funny

    Give users a cool, savvy looking test that makes them choose between two equally suspicious looking webpages, then reveal their horrible results. Oh no! But with SiteAdvisor, never fear... you'll have a handy site report to base your decisions off of!

    Yes, easy to see what the purpose of this test REALLY is... promotion promotion promotion! I'd even point to the fact that this is on /. as an indicator it's a shameless plug for their product, except the majority of intelligent Slashdotters is hardly prone to falling for this.

    Then again, what do I know? I got a 5 out of 8 on the quiz. Boy, am I a dumb intarweb user! Better go install that SiteAdvisor after all...

  17. ActiveX in Firefox? by jonnythan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I love it.

    McAfee claims that one of the lyrics sites has "delivered adware through ActiveX" via Firefox.

  18. FireFox by OctoberSky · · Score: 4, Informative

    Notice the Top Right of any pic. Thier FireFox is out of date.

    And that is just another reason I don't use McAfee.

  19. Firefox when secured.... by ezratrumpet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I came across a 7th grader who managed to load up a Win98 machine with 14 different pieces of spyware with 1 click in IE. We wiped the machine with an industrial strength removal program, installed Firefox, locked it down, and asked her to go out to the same website. NOTHING - not one single piece of spyware - got through on Firefox. At that moment, I converted for life.

    1. Re:Firefox when secured.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I came across a 7th grader...

      I think she has a bigger problem than spyware, you perv.

  20. Well, that's not too surprising, after all. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most Web Users Unable to Spot Spyware

    Well, I guess that's why they call it spyware, don't they. I mean, what kind of spy would be easy to spot? Wouldn't be a very good spy, now would he.

    --
    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  21. In other news... by geobeck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most web users are unable to tell what browser they are using. Or operating system, for that matter.

    Support: What web browser are you using?
    User: Microsoft Excel.
    Support: Okay, what operating system are you using?
    User: Um... Dell?

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  22. No kidding. by Zerathdune · · Score: 5, Informative
    I got a 5 of 8, and that's cheating by having heard of kazaa and emule. I doubt few people would have seen through the "NO SPYWARE" label that was 2nd in size only to the word Kazaa, without prior knowledge, but I bet a lot more would have been able to figure it out from seeing the actual site, not a 798 x 600 screenshot (what a random number,) and I bet even more are smart enough to not touch it if they don't know what it is, but this quiz doesn't account for any of that, and it pics the kind of sites that are visited mostly by the segment of the population who ISN'T educated about this stuff. screen savers, smilies, and pretty much anything that says it's free, but doesn't say open source - stay away or be very freakin' cautious.

    let's go through the quiz (if you want to see for yourself untainted, do so before reading this):

    the first 4 questions have you determine which of two sites is safe, based on screen shots.

    question 1: choose between two screen saver distrobution sites. like all the others, it's just a screenshot, and doesn't even show the whole front page, let alone users look at other pages. the only decernable difference is that the first one looks more professional, so heeding the remarks in the article that said most users seem to think that means it's safe, and "reading between the lines," I picked the other one, since there was no logical way to decide. I was wrong.

    question 2: smilies. the one on the right looked more professional, and said "NO UNWANTED SOFTWARE" in a very easily spotted location, with big letters, and the other in regular sized font, in the bottom right, had a half cut off message that pretty clearly stated (even with incompete sentances) that it contained spyware, so I picked the one on the right, this time with some actual info to go on. I was right.

    question 3: free games. the sites had no noticeable differences in professionalism, no warnings or advertising of spyware freeness either way, nothing to go on that really made any sense to actually use, so I decided that TotallyFunFreeStuff was trying to hard, and was probably hiding something, and picked the other. I was right.

    question 4: Lyrics. important to note that this one used active X, so it's irrelevant to anyone who's not dumb enough to still regularly use IE anyways, which now that I mention it, I think I'll soon put a rant about McAffee and that that in my Journal (will be a first entry,) but it's to much of a tangent for this post. anyways, the one on the left looked more professional, and the one on the right had a "firefox blocked a popup" message on it, so I picked the left (entirely because of the message, I continue to mention the professionalism because the article made a stink about it.) I'd like to note that the thing I took as a tip off wouldn't be availible if I were seceptable to this at all, as it's a firefox message, which doesn't do active X. In any case, I was wrong.

    the last 4 questions had you determine whether a file sharing program was safe based on the usual screenshot of the webpage.

    Bearshare: site looks professional, there's a link for a "FREE Sponsored version," sponsored sets off a red flag in my mind, I say no. I'm right.

    eMule: worst site design of the four astheticly, says it's open source, I've heard of it, I say yes. I'm right.

    blubster: pretty sleek front page design, though it feels like a splash screen, so there's almost no information. nothing to go on really except that it says it's 100% free, which given the fact that OSS/Free software tends to advertize itself as such, and they didn't, probably meant add supported, but for some incomprehensible reason I still picked yes. I'm wrong.

    Kazaa: slick page, big "NO SPYWARE" label on the font page, there's a main section for the privacy thing, which I bet a lot of people would have looked at if it were a page, not a picture, but instead just trusted it because the label was all they had to go on. I was familiar with the software though, so

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    1. Re:No kidding. by Joel+from+Sydney · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I get the sense they rigged the thing just to premote the software. it's such a poorly designed a survey that I would have supsected it even if they had no mention of the software anywhere near the survey.
      I got pretty much the same feeling from doing the test, and I got a 6 out 8 (go me!). The first choice (between screensaver sites) was just an absolute joke, there was literally no information on which to base your choice! Except of course that one site looked like it was designed in NetObjects Fusion, and the spyware site looked like a "Learn HTML in 21 minutes!" special.

      The only other thing I'd add to your comments is that the presence of a forum seems more likely to indicate safety. Most of the "safe" sites had a forum section, most of the "unsafe" sites don't. Obviously this isn't a hard and fast rule, but a forum where people can complain about the spyware they just downloaded would tend to scare prospective victims away.

  23. Completely impractical by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ... for most www users.

    Most www users are not geeks and cannot tell the boundary between their computer and the internet, let alone know how to drive a hosts file etc. Any advice of this form is completely useless to most www users. If the computer says "click on this" they will. Don't expect them to tell the difference between something from MS or the OS and a phishing scheme or other attack.

    It is also not reasonable to say that people should know this stuff to use the www. Nonsense! Do you need to know the difference between a knit and purl stich to wear a sweater? Do you need to know what advance and retard are to drive a car? Why the hell should you know what a hosts file is to use the www?

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    1. Re:Completely impractical by Dr+Tall · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is also not reasonable to say that people should know this stuff to use the www. Nonsense! Do you need to know the difference between a knit and purl stich to wear a sweater? Do you need to know what advance and retard are to drive a car? Why the hell should you know what a hosts file is to use the www?

      Because sweaters and cars work just fine without knowing much about their inner workings, and computers don't. Maybe it would be nice if the www didn't require competent users, but unfortunately it does.

  24. Dumb quiz by Bootard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    By analogy, this quiz is the rough equivelent of having people pick from a group of crack-head prostitutes the one without disease, and when they fail, telling them they know nothing about safe sex. Safe sex, like safe browsing, ended before the the first question on the test. There is no safe sex by trying to pick only the disease-free crackhead prostitutes. There is no safe browsing by trying to pick the free smilies site that won't blow your computer up. There is value in mininimizing risk where it's found, but to me, safe browsing and downloading FREE SMILIES!!! from some popup window are mutually exclusive activities. That said, their product does have merit, probably. I just wished it was marketed as what it is: "You're a dumbass, and are going to do dumbass things. Maybe you need a net."

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  25. Re:Wait... IP addresses in links by citabjockey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For sites that direct your browser to an IP address URL this hosts file does nothing. (http://123.22.33.44/grabyoubytheshorthairs.php)

  26. Buy our software by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. We present you with a 32x32 pixel cropped screenshot from two sites. One of those contains dangerous spyware! Which one is it!

    *click*

    Ahahah, it's both you loser!

    Now go buy our software.

    2. Next question: what you see is 32 bytes from two EXE files. Which one of those installs adware?...

  27. A very bad survey. by Yaztromo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I took my usual paranoid route. For the first four questions, I didn't select either site (which, as it asks which site you trust, seems to me to implicitly state that I don't trust either site). For the last four sites, I specified that all of them potentially had spyware.

    My result? Well, acccording to this "survey" I only scored 3 out of 8, as my not trusting sites which didn't have spyware (as they could find) counted against me, and I distrusted one site which the survey claims has no spyware. So apparantly, because I don't trust ANY of the 8 sites referenced in the survey, I'm "At Risk", and my "...answers would have infected your PC with adware and spyware many times over.".

    Uh huh. Not trusting any of the 8 sites is putting me at risk? Spyware and adware many times over? Let's ignore for a moment that I'm running Mac OS X, and that I wouldn't visit any of those sites in the first place, and don't download screensavers, wallpapers, or smilies, but apparantly according to SiteAdvisor my distrust of all their sites puts me at risk.

    And that right there is enough to tell you the quality of this so called "survey".

    Yaz.

  28. Take the test by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I was suprised with my own results.

    The reason is simple. The test is loaded.

    You are asked to choose between various free sites and have to judge just buy a screenshot wich one is save. That of course is very hard to do. Worse is that you can't choose the answer "none of the above" wich I think is the only real answer.

    Frankly I wouldn't trust any screensaver or smiley site. Period full stop end of story.

    Oh and as for people using virus scanners. Well yeah. Because others have hit them over the head and tied them to a chair and then installed the virus scanner for them and then trained them with a cattle prod not to remove it. They still go out of their way to make live hard for the virus scanners and still basically just get it.

    Virus scanner == safety belt. Wearing a safety belt doesn't make you a safe driver.

    It only takes common sense to keep your machine clean. Right the same common sense that tells you to limit your speed in dangerous road conditions?

    Common sense is a misnomer because whatever it is it sure as hell ain't common.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  29. Wrong approach, bad advice by @madeus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, that's the wrong approach entirely (a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing indeed), you can't possibly hope to keep track of all the hosts required, it's a losing battle.

    The correct approach is to use better software, that blocks Spyware by design.

  30. Question 9 by SlappyBastard · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Should be a screen with a site running in FF and another in IE.

    I found the test to be a classic push poll approach.

    This is like lining up 16 Nigerian hookers, two at a time , and asking you you to screw one and see if you get AIDS. Well, statistically one in four has AIDS, so by the 16th hooker, you have AIDS -- guaranteed.

    But, would you actually screw a Nigerian hooker? Not if you had any knowledge of what you're getting into.

    Anyone who goes to a free screensaver website deserves every single virus they ever get. In fact, they deserve to be booted in the head.

    The test is rigged in a fashion that ensures that even competent people end up in the mid-range.

    In all seriousness, how many web savvy people are going to the types of sites they depict? None.

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    I scream. You scream. I assume that means we're both acquainted with the problem. We proceed.
  31. Which of these [face shots] has an STD? by gvc · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a recent study, a major condom manufacturer showed photos of men and women to internet users. Surprisingly, most people were not able to distinguish those with an STD from those without.

    Conclusion: most internet users are in serious danger of contracting AIDS.

    [note to moderators. this is a parody.]