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Microsoft/Yahoo Merger to Take on Google?

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the thats-probably-what-it-would-take dept.

Mz6 writes "One faction within Microsoft is promoting a bold strategy in the company's battle with Google: Join forces with Yahoo. That would be a major departure for Microsoft, the software maker that is legendary for toiling on its own until it captures a new market. However, people familiar with the situation say that Microsoft has considered the idea of acquiring a stake in Yahoo, and that the two companies have discussed possible options over the course of the past year. Currently, talks of an equity stake in Yahoo don't appear to be active, given that Microsoft is focusing on a reorganization that it hopes will re-energize its effort to compete with Google. Two wild cards remain: Steve Ballmer, who has historically shunned large acquisitions, and Yahoo co-founder Jerry Yang, whose support would be key to bringing the necessary Yahoo shareholders on board for a deal. Mr. Yang and others in Yahoo would be hard-pressed to sell to Microsoft, people close to the company say. However, people familiar with Microsoft say its top management remains open to a deal with Yahoo as pressure grows to perform better against Google. The increasing pressure on Microsoft -- not just from Google, but also from its own shareholders, as well as from advertisers that want an alternative to Google -- could help to justify the acquisition or some kind of business collaboration, these people say."

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  1. It's a Trick!!! by sesshomaru · · Score: 5, Funny
    As Ash would say, "It's a Trick!!!" When Microsoft goes to companies and says, "Hey, why don't we make a strategic partnership against our common enemies?" they actually mean, "Hey, we'd like to steal your technology and run you out of business."

    Farewell, Yahoo! a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest!

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    "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
  2. New Name by MikeMacK · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, they could call themselves Ya'soft - they could sell Viagra too.

    1. Re:New Name by n__0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Ya'soft, Micro?" would (pardon the expression) enlarge the pills they could sell further

    2. Re:New Name by KingJoshi · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess we should be thankful Microsoft didn't join forces with Nintendo in the console business. They would've released Micro Wii.

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      In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. - Paul Harvey
    3. Re:New Name by owlnation · · Score: 2, Funny

      or Micro Hoo? and sell penis enlargement..

  3. Re:Well... by Basehart · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I guess it would focus the evil in one place."

    Yeah, Yahoo certainly has the right stuff!

  4. Ballmer hears a Yahoo by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny
    Two wild cards remain: Microsoft Chief Executive Steve Ballmer, who has historically shunned large acquisitions, and Yahoo co-founder Jerry Yang, whose support would be key to bringing the necessary Yahoo shareholders on board for a deal. Mr. Yang and others in Yahoo would be hard-pressed to sell to Microsoft, people close to the company say.

    I can't see this happening, precisely for this reason. Ballmer's ego wouldn't let him co-exist with Yahoo and Yang wouldn't be caught dead letting Ballmer in the building. Eventually it comes down to which one would flinch in a staring contest, but I suspect they'd both go blind before agreeing to work with the other.

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    GetOuttaMySpace - The Anti-Social Network
  5. Re:developers! by PinkyDead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ballmer: I'm gonna fucking kill Yahoo!
    Shareholders: No, Steve - "Merge With"
    Ballmer: (Confused Expression) Er-ugh...
    Shareholders: M-er-ge w-i-th
    Ballmer: (Picks up chair - smiles)
    Shareholders: No, Steve - M-eh-her-ge w-i-i-th-h.

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    Genesis 1:32 And God typed :wq!
  6. Re:Well... by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Funny
    WOW!!!

    They could give up twice as many dissidents to Chairman Hu and China's Department of Public Security.

    Another plus in the Global War on Terror!!

  7. Re:Google = Dead Engine Walking by mgblst · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apology accepted, please don't do it again.

  8. Re:Google = Dead Engine Walking by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Funny
    hahahahaha - this is bigtallmofo's comment in 1986:
    With apologies to all the microsoft fans out there, the software industry has changed the preferred O/S vendor several times in the past and it will change it again.

    Just about every O/S company has now recognized microsoft for the threat it is and has declared an all out war against them. Basically, it's microsoft against everyone. In such cases, everyone usually wins. Unfortunately for microsoft, they should expect many more actions like IBM PC's being distributed with PC-DOS by default.

    Sorry, microsoft - it was fun while it lasted.
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    There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
  9. Rules of Acquisition by NullProg · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems that Steve and Bill have forgotten rules of acquisition. http://www.sjtrek.com/trek/rules/

    #52: Never ask when you can take.

    and

    #218: Always know what you're buying.

    Enjoy,

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    It's just the normal noises in here.
  10. I can't wait.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... for the blue web page of death

  11. Re:ADD by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 2, Funny
    I bet you could drive the price of shit through the roof by putting a Wired magazine in front of Bill Gates with a nice 4 page article on organic fertilizers.


    No, you've got it backwards! Microsoft would start offering shit for free, bundled with every copy of MS Windows!

    Oh, wait.... They already do.

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    Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
    The purpose of that site was not known.
  12. Re:Well... by diersing · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many bars (Google Bar, Yahoo Bar, etc) does it take for IE to get the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?