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Cloak of Invisibility Coming Soon

davaguco writes "It seems that we will finally be able to make ourselves invisible" It seems like this story resurfaces every few months and then gets submitted a zillion times so here it is. Personally I'm still waiting for my cloak of evasion. 20% miss chance is awesome.

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  1. Pictures by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article doesn't have any pictures; one can be found here.

    1. Re:Pictures by clevershark · · Score: 4, Funny

      You just think there were no pictures! That's how effective the technology really is!

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    2. Re:Pictures by systemic+chaos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Truly, you have a dizzying intellect

  2. Screw that! by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want my Acme rocket roller skates!

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    1. Re:Screw that! by xWastedMindx · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can find those here.

      Pretty amusing clip, I might add. :)

  3. Nothing to see by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really find it hard to believe that the "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along." i just saw is accidental, some meta-humour by Taco perhaps?

  4. Hmmm. by x_MeRLiN_x · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll believe it when I see it.

    1. Re:Hmmm. by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll believe it when I don't!

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  5. Re: cloak of evasion by ltwally · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Personally I'm still waiting for my cloak of evasion. 20% miss chance is awesome."
    Yeah, but it doesn't work against constructs or undead, which is why I'll take my epic level cloak of elvenkind any day of the week.
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  6. Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by cculianu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, according to D&D 3.5 rules, if you are invisible (as with improved invisibility), but are detected (ie enemies know where you are due to listen checks and/or maybe you just cast a spell, etc) you get a concealment bonus of 50%, which is better than that 20% evasion that you are talking about. So given a cloak of evasion or a cloak of invisibility, I would much rather have the invisibility, thank you very much. Even with regular invisibility I think it's a 25% concealment bonus -- still better than 20%.

    1. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by jt418-93 · · Score: 5, Funny

      seriously, get out and get laid dude.

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    2. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because of your post, I would like to present you with this +3 Sceptre of Extreme Dorkdom. I'm confident that you'll know exactly what the benefits and disadvantages of wielding it are.

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    3. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Ansonmont · · Score: 5, Funny

      For those who don't know the SoED +3 offers the following benefits/penalties:

      Pros
      1) +3 Sci-Fi/Comics/Anime Knowledge Check
      2) +1 Money Making Technology Attribute
      3) +5 ability to skewer pompous know-it-alls

      Cons
      1) -5 Charisma score to all but the "Drow-knowing" of Female Humans.
      2) +4 vunerability to Jock/Bullies/Bugbears
      3) +6 affinity to "reading" Slashdot....

    4. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by jb.hl.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm fairly sure that most people who play D+D can't do much else but "wield their sceptres", if you get my drift.

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  7. Caution, YASD by dmeranda · · Score: 5, Funny

    You pick up a tattered cape (K unpaid). Only $250 for you.
    You put on the tattered cape.
    Suddenly, you can see through yourself.
    The nurse hits.
    You can not remove the cloak, it seems to be cursed.
    The nurse hits.
    The floor is too hard to dig here.
    Really attack Wengretik the shopkeeper?
    Wengretik strikes at thin air.
    The nurse hits.
    Wengretik hits. Wengretik hits.
    You die.

  8. Re:Yesss finally I will be able to.... by Professr3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you realize how wrong that sounds?

  9. Another Jack Bauer fact... by flagstone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't Jack Bauer already employ the "hoodie of invisibility" a couple of weeks (hours?) ago when sneaking onto the airplane?

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  10. Re:Yesss finally I will be able to.... by moochfish · · Score: 4, Funny

    I assume it sounds wrong because he's talking about eating a mathematical constant right? ;D

  11. /. is the invisibility club by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

    most slashdotters can make themselves invisible simply by entering a room

    (you're nodding your head right now, aren't you?)

  12. Ummm... I have one in my bathroom... by phamlen · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:
    The cloaking device relies on recently discovered materials used to make superlenses that make light behave in a highly unusual way. Instead of having a positive refractive index - the property which makes light bend as it passes through a prism or water - the materials have a negative refractive index, which effectively makes light travel backwards.

    Trust scientists to come up with a complicated term for "mirror" ... :)

  13. The commercial by bastardknight · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you seen me now? .... no? good. Can you see me now? .... no? Good. Can you see me now? .... no? Good.

  14. Re:Slashdotters already have that power by djdavetrouble · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdotters already have the power of invisibility.

    It only works against female humans for some reason though.
    It is more like a cursed potion of invisibility from females if you really want to describe the artifact.
    I suspect that a 12 pack of mountian dew a day combined with excessive cheeto consumption metabolizes
    this potion inside the slashdotters body.

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