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12.8 Petabytes, You Say?

MadUndergrad writes "Dr. Jonathan Spanier from Drexel University has come up with a novel way to greatly increase data storage density: water. Specifically, they propose using hydroxyl ions to stabilize minute ferroelectric wires. These wires could be many times smaller than what is possible today, enabling data densities in the neighborhood of 12-13 PB per cubic centimeter. While there are still many problems to be resolved before drives using these can be manufactured this technology does seem promising. For one thing, it would be non-volatile, but could apparently be made to act as RAM. The fact that this is coming out of a university gives me hope that this technology won't turn out to be just so much vapor."

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  1. Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    To me this idea sounds a little wet.

    1. Re:Bah by Pollardito · · Score: 4, Funny

      your objections don't hold water, stop trying to rain on their parade

  2. Oblig. Dexter's Laboratory Joke: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny


    A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"
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  3. Backup safety? by pryonic · · Score: 4, Funny

    It'd be pretty annoying if you came back from a run/heavy night's drinking (delete as suits you) and accidentally drank the backup of all your MP3s and pr0n to rehydrate you...

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    1. Re:Backup safety? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What's with the backslashes? Fucking annoying to read. Your / broken?

  4. DMHO is deadly! by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe they would be so irresponsible as to use dihydrogen monoxide for data storage. That stuff is deadly!

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    1. Re:DMHO is deadly! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Doctors and scientists tell us that DHMO is so pervasive in our environment that it can be found in every factory, every business, even every house, in our food and in our bodies! Tests confirm that all softdrinks and bottled water contain large amounts of DHMO. You can even find it in baby formula!

      The average adult has something like 5x10^16 picograms of this stuff in his or her body, which is a much higher concetration than the EPA safe levels for lead, asbestos or most industrial solvents.

      Won't someone please think of the children?!

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  5. What's that smell? by isomeme · · Score: 4, Funny

    this technology won't turn out to be just so much vapor.

    Until the heat sink fails.

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  6. Reality disconnect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The fact that this is coming out of a university gives me hope that this technology won't turn out to be just so much vapor."

    You haven't attended university on our planet, have you?

  7. Overheard at Drexel University Lab Party by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Best tasting mineral water I've ever had! Has a funny aftertaste though...

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  8. 100 Millenia of Data by digitaldc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine an iPod playing music for 100 millennia without repeating a single song

    Thats great until during that 100 millenia you encounter the next Ice Age, it freezes stopping its data transfer to only playing one song, "I Got You Babe" by Sonny & Cher
      - for eternity.

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  9. Hey Clippy, I forgot what I by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 5, Funny

    called that spreadsheet!!



    User: Hey Clippy search for .xls files containing "2006 budget"

    Clippy: I see, you want me to spend the rest of eternity searching 13 petabytes for your stupid spreadsheet??! I quit!! User: This maybe the first effective way to get rid of that little twerp.

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    1. Re:Hey Clippy, I forgot what I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, you'll get a message stating that it's searching, and 120548723093 minutes remaining...
      After forty years you return to find that "No Documents Were Found".
        (Windows XP search has been broken since it came out.)

  10. Re:You'de still be thirsty... by pryonic · · Score: 4, Funny

    You underestimate just how much pr0n I have, my good Spade.

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  11. Couple of questions by gone.fishing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean that the operating temp range will be 32F - 212F (0C-100C)?

    I would have said, If this is vaporware I'd be steamed...

    I suppose this will give a whole new meaning to the term "The computer froze up"!

    Will we litterally need a bit bucket for overflow?

    I better stop now.

  12. I tried to make one of these myself... by Pichu0102 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...But for some reason when I plugged it in my computer started shooting sparks out of the USB port.
    What did I do wrong?

  13. I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But for me this idea doesn't hold water.

  14. Cap'n Crunch by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 3, Funny

    So if you don't want to lose the contents of your RAM I guess you just stick it in the freezer?

    Do I see on the horizon a new implementation of PERL's freeze() and thaw() ??

    Meh - maybe in PERL 6...

  15. That's the secret, see? by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Cubic Centimeters are the real secret to high density storage!

    They just give you lots of little boxes to pour your data into. When you fill up about 10 of 'em, you just slap some duck tape on them, scribble a half-ass lable with a tiny magic marker, pack it into your Tonka truck with about 10 others, and push it to the other side of the data center. I call this last part the Tonka Transport Layer (TTL), and it offers the highest transfer rates in the history of networking!

    The RFC requires that you make 'VROOM! VROOM!' noises and smash it into at least one cow-orker's foot along the way. My 5 year old has already mastered this technology.