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Women Get Lots of Info From Male Faces
dtjohnson writes "Researchers
at UC Santa Barbara have found
that women have a remarkable ability to assess a man's testosterone
levels and his interest in fathering children by looking at his facial
features. Sixty-nine percent of the women were able to correctly
judge a man's interest in having children merely by looking at cues on
photograph's of his facial features. Saliva samples were also
taken from each man in the study and tested for testosterone with a
$2,000-a-pop test. The women in the study were able to correctly
identify the men with the highest testosterone levels just by looking
at their photographs. Of course, the study did not look at
what men were able to tell about women by looking at photographs
of their female body parts."
"Researchers [CC] at U Name It have found that women have a remarkable ability to assess a man's finance levels and his interest in making women feel good by looking at how much money he spends. Sixty-nine percent of the women were able to correctly judge a man's ability to buy them diamonds merely by looking at cues in his wallet. Spending samples were also taken from each man in the study and tested for wanton spending on women with a $2,000-a-pop test. The women in the study were able to correctly identify the men with the highest spending levels just by looking at their wallets. Of course, the study did not look at what men were able to tell about women by looking at photographs of their female body parts, though further study is being considered at several men's clubs around the country."
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Acne, tounge hanging out, perspiration drops on forehead...
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And men with beards? What do they want?
That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable.
I am God ...try prove otherwise.
God doesn't leave out grammatically-significant prepositions.
QED
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Graham "Teach" Mitchell, computer science teacher, Leander HS
Sorry, I just couldn't concentrate.
Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
It works like that in the animal world too. Female dogs, for example, get lots of information from male dog's feces.
Women Get Lots of Info From Male Feces
Maybe I'm spending too much time on Fark...
"Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
You ever hear of a one sample t-test? You can prove whether or not something is significant with only one sample! You don't even need something to compare it to! Oh, wait - no you can't. That's not what a one sample t-test is at all. Either way, you can do some amazing shit with statistics. Especially if you don't understand what you are doing.
No wonder women are slapping me in the face all the time.
God's speling is korrekt. It's you're speling taht's wrong.
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Words cannot express my bewilderment.
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69% of women were able to correctly identify their husbands purely by the sound and odor of their flatulence.
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Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me." --Monty Python
"Of course, the study did not look at what men were able to tell about women by looking at photographs of their female body parts."
Well, I can look at a chick's beard and tell she's got lotsa testosterone.
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Worth a try?
If God would kindly reread the definitions of both therefor and therefore, God would find that while both are valid words, their meanings are somewhat different. God should note that, in the context He used it, "therefor" was incorrect.
Perhaps God should address the situation of His Divine Foot, finding it firmly in-Mouth.
In another study it has been found that women are very able at reading a man's williness to have sex from his face.
One participant in this study commented: "I just kept saying 'is willing' for each and every photo they showed me. In the end they told me i got every one of them right."
Another participant said that "this was just too easy" and that "the hanging drewling tongues and the eager looks or their [the men in the photos] faces where dead giveways".
Undisclousured sources told us of having overheard the main researcher on this study comment to his assistant that "this is our best scheme for getting girls phone numbers ever".
It's not the size that counts! It's how you use it!
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You're getting your news from a site that currently has a Pirate vs Ninja poll on the front page.
The road to tyranny has always been paved with claims of necessity.
But it sometimes behaves as if it were a wave.
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While our crack team of experts work to dig up the sketchy source of this disinformation, I would like to announce that researchers at U of Billco have discovered that men have a remarkable ability to assess a women's bitchiness levels and their interest in no-string-attached sex merely by looking at their facial features. 69 percent of men were able to correctly identify psychos based on early skin wrinkling and fake tans. Saliva samples were also taken from each woman in the study and tested for rabies with a $20-a-pop test. Of course, the study did not look at what women were able to tell about men by conniving with their exes.
-Billco, Fnarg.com