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Ready to Test a 'SmartShirt'?

Roland Piquepaille writes "In a very brief article, Health Data Management reports that Sensatex Inc. is looking for beta testers for its SmartShirt system. These fully washable shirts are using nanotechnology to weave a conductive fiber grid into the cotton fabric to monitor your movements or your heart rate and transmitted wirelessly to a central computer. If the tests are successful, these shirts could be used to remotely check old people living alone, but also soldiers in the field or athletes. Read more for additional details and pictures of these 'smart' shirts."

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  1. Help! by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've fallen and -- oh you're here already. Thanks.

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  2. FTA: by farker+haiku · · Score: 4, Informative

    Now, if you want to be a beta tester, please contact the company (link under the "Press Room" tab).

    Just thought you should know.

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  3. Can't wait to see this stuff. by farker+haiku · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Frankly, I'm signing up to be a beta tester for several reasons. First, wireless anything is attractive to me.

    Biometric information is wirelessly transmitted to a personal computer and ultimately, the Internet.

    And I'd like to sniff the packets just to see what they are actually sending/what kind of encryption they are using/etc. Secondly, as someone who is trying to lose weight via an exercise program (I mean program literally - I play the dance game In The Groove) the following is also attractive:

    The Athletic SmartShirt System allows the comfortable measuring and/or monitoring of individual biometric data, such as heart rate, respiration rate, body temperature, caloric burn,

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  4. No, I'd rather not by Pichu0102 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Considering all the abuses of privacy going on recently, who knows who gets to see the data collected by the smartshirts? What privacy are we getting about the data collected by the smartshirts? And would they even be required by law to keep that data confidental?
    There's too many privacy concerns, so until I feel secure enough in knowing that my private health information is not being sold or even placed into a national database, there's no way in hell I'm using those shirts.

    1. Re:No, I'd rather not by MyOtherUIDis3digits · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's too many privacy concerns, so until I feel secure enough in knowing that my private health information is not being sold or even placed into a national database, there's no way in hell I'm using those shirts.

      Hey, don't you want to do your part in the war on terrorism? If you don't have anything to hide, then why are you worried?

      I was aiming for funny, but the prevalence of this mentality just makes me sad...

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    2. Re:No, I'd rather not by pHatidic · · Score: 5, Funny

      DVD Jon says you can trick the shirt by jacking off while working out.

  5. Here's a thought by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If these things can monitor your movements, how about making a set of tights that can be used for motion capture.

  6. What'll they think of next? by brownsteve · · Score: 5, Funny

    Embedding software into softwear...

  7. A conversation with my shirt by ACK!! · · Score: 5, Funny

    My shirt and I having a conversation in a club.

    Shirt: "You do realize that deodorant is not in limited supply?"

    Me: "Shut up damnit I sprayed the pits."

    Shirt: "Yeah but what freakin' century and what is with those dance moves I mean Anthony Michael Hall doing the geek moves in the Breakfast Club had more grooves than you."

    Me: "Ok crap this is the last time I take you out."

    Shirt: "So, you are saying you are actually going to start having a social life?"

    Me: "Life critiques from my apparel, wonderful."

    Shirt: "Listen if you want to ditch me to the floor man that is all you there is a hottie right over there that is just dying to rip me off of you."

    Me: "Really? Damn, point that out dude."

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    1. Re:A conversation with my shirt by krbvroc1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      He used nanocommas. They are just hard to see.

  8. Re:I, for one... by nairb774 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Underlords anyone?

  9. First moron... by js92647 · · Score: 3, Funny

    to ask "But does it run linux?" gets a punch in the face... from Sensatex.

    1. Re:First moron... by Leith+Jones · · Score: 3, Funny

      but does it run linux?

  10. Re:Sex by SpacePirate20X6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps then we'll actually believe you.

  11. Maybe not so useful for Athletes by MBraynard · · Score: 3, Informative
    The athletic smartshirt is inferior to other products on the market that provide more useful information - namely the Timex Bodylink with HRM and GPS, and the Garmin Forerunner 305 with GPS.

    Apparently it does not unify GPS data with the heart rate, and other things like body temperature/caloric burn/respiration rate/etc either can be derived from the HRM/GPS or are just not that useful.

    Also, while in the midst of training, the last thing you want to do is have your coach have to haul a laptop out - a simple stop watch and asking you about your own HRM readout will do the job.

    In theory, there are some better products out there that can be developed, but this is not one of them.

  12. T-Shirt by suv4x4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ohhh, now I get it.. T-Shirt, T-600, T-700, T-1000...

    Now we know how it started. Well who's keen on testing nano technology bent on world destruction and extermination of the human race on his shoulders.

    Anyone?

  13. Soldiers?! by bidule · · Score: 4, Insightful


    I can see it from here:
    Soldier #1: Where is the enemy hiding?
    Soldier #2: Let me do some packet sniffing.

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  14. Interesting but... by dracken · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...something like this have been around for years in academic labs. Georgia tech for example has had a smart shirt for years.

  15. Crime detection by backslashdot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're being mugged, you probably cant use a cell phone. But with this when a sudden elevated heart rate is detected, you may auto activate GPS and mics/video. Maybe even alert nearby people or police. Good for protecting kids etc.

    Thered have to be reliable inputs or signal processing to detect the difference between fright/panic and running around etc.

    1. Re:Crime detection by Apple+Developer · · Score: 5, Funny
      Then a hot chick tackles you and starts ripping off your clothes...and the authorities kick in your door...
      You know you're on Slashdot, right?
    2. Re:Crime detection by darkpixel2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then a hot chick tackles you and starts ripping off your clothes...and the authorities kick in your door...

      You know you're on Slashdot, right?


      Oh...right. Sorry. So you're watching this...video of a hot chick tackling some dude and ripping his clothes off...and the authorities kick in your door...

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  16. interesting by senatorpjt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now the NSA can monitor my shirt. Great.

  17. DDT by grolschie · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think we're set for another DDT-style disaster here.
    Yeah sure. Is DDT actually safe for humans?
  18. Hrmm by NitsujTPU · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the tests are successful, these shirts could be used to remotely check old people living alone, but also soldiers in the field or athletes.

    I'm sure that on the battlefield of the future nobody is going to want to wear a shirt that makes them glow like someone who killed one of their teammates in Counter Strike.

  19. Looking for beta testers by reset_button · · Score: 2, Funny

    All they will figure out from /. users is a correlation between fast heart rate and trying to get first post on the latest article.

  20. Your clothing could begin to flash messages... by gd23ka · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... like "Attention! This person is WANTED. If possible, DETAIN this person!"

    1. Re:Your clothing could begin to flash messages... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Funny
      Wouldn't it would be great if you could hack the shirts?

      I'd hack the President's shirt. Every time he came out of the bathroom his shirt would read, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"

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  21. Re:New dangers? by Gooba42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You are aware the shirt you're (presumably) wearing now is constructed of nano-scaled materials, right? They're called "molecules".

    Why you're worried about *a* nanofiber when you're inundated with billions and trillions of nanoparticles a day from wind, water and earth I don't quite grasp. Not even touching on the fact that nanotubes are based on buckyballs terrestrially found in smoke which is an ingredient in the smog you breathe every moment of every day, why are you specifically concerned about this shirt?

    Any why, pray tell, are you worried about *a* fiber in your *lung* where it alone will cause virtually no damage when a particle this small could just as easily wind up in your brain where a single fiber could conceivably cause a real problem by messing with your synapses?

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  22. Re:New dangers? by renoX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >You are aware the shirt you're (presumably) wearing now is constructed of nano-scaled materials, right? They're called "molecules".

    Yup and you notice that to make those shirt we use materials that have been known to be harmless to man for centuries, we don't know anything about the new materials, they could be harmless or they could be a new abestos.

    >nanotubes are based on buckyballs terrestrially found in smoke

    Bah, arsenic in dose low enough is used as a drug, because there are buckyballs in smoke don't mean that the same material used in a different concentration shape wouldn't be dangerous: all the types of abestos are not dangerous after all, but some are.

    As for the lung, brain, agreed there are dozen of way a new material (nano or not) could be dangerous for the body, this just means that instead of creating a new desaster like abestos'one, we ought to test new materials on animals before making them widespread not after.