Baby Meets Big Brother For Science

dylanduck writes "A baby is to be monitored by a network of microphones and video cameras for 14 hours a day, 365 days a year, in an effort to unravel the seemingly miraculous process by which children acquire language. I guess that's what happens when your pop works at MIT's Media Lab. Thankfully his parents can switch off the surveillance for 'private' moments and delete short scenes. All the footage is being classified by algorithms."

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The mom...

[crazyjeremy]

Meanwhile, the baby's mother (a hot Brazillian model) is not told about the cameras. The baby's father (the rich MIT geek) is clueless why his buddies picked HIS house to do the experiment.

Wait this sounds familiar

[nizo]

I wonder if the baby's name is Truman?

Videos

[eldavojohn]

I couldn't get the MOV files to work, something about a codec I was missing. The AVIs worked fine though.

If you can't see them, there are 9 fish eye cameras mounted at certain points of the house and a day passes in 30 seconds (a la National Geographic plant blooming or Requiem for a Dream old lady on crack).

Each camera seems to have a round piece of paper ready to flip up and down to cover it (possibly via light switch in the room/area) should the family choose it to be necessary.

I think this is a wonderful and innovative idea, my only concern resides in the child's rights.

Roy is aware that the project raises ethical issues. But ultimately he thinks he may be providing his son with an incredible gift. "He might be the first person to have a memory that goes back to birth," he says.

I'm going to say I don't agree with even releasing these short clips to the public. I believe that this footage should be collected, protected & anonymity of the child enforced until the child is 18--at which point they will be capable of releasing the footage under whatever license (GPL even, lol) they deem appropriate. I understand that the parents have full custody, I only hope this child is in no way taken advantage of like so many prodigious children are by their parents.

Baby's first words

[stefanlasiewski]

Suprisingly, the Baby's first words mimick the sounds made by the recording equipment:

"beep"
"zzzzZZZZZZzzz"
"click click click click"

Footage Classifications

[El_Smack]

4% Pooping
26% Fussiness
8% Crying
18% Eating
21% Drooling
22% Peek a Boo
1% Language Acquisition

Re:Footage Classifications

[Pastis]

It's spelled

22% Pick a Boob

Re:Footage Classifications

[dr_dank]

Hey, you plagiarized my job description!

Re:Will parents delete first swear word?

[Snarfangel]

Just wait until some pranksters teach the kid to say "Caltech."

Computational Linguistics

[mailman-zero]

My major is in Computational Linguistics. This sounds like a good idea as far a research goes, but the sad fact is that this will not be enough. We already know a LOT about the developmental stages in which children begin to acquire language and the relationships between the mental dictionary lookup and the rule applying mechanisms that compete with one another to produce the fastest possible production of intelligible sentences. What we don't understand is how it happens. This study will not let us know that.

What would be better is to develop algorithms that try and mimic the learning process we already have observed in native language acquisition and then continue to refine our algorithms until we have perfected that process. We will only know we have it right when you can take those same algorithms, put them to use by exposing it to a different language and have it still learn it right.

I did something like this

[Cthefuture]

when my own child was born. Back then I was working in artificial intelligence (for a commercial application, and I'm no MIT graduate) and I spend the first couple years taking meticulous notes, video, audio recordings and similar. I also worked with a few other children but not as deeply.

What I found is that the sample size was way too small. Almost every child has vastly different development patterns and to see the big picture you need a bigger sample than one kid. We're talking about a huge effort to collect that much data on many children but I think that is what will be required to even begin to understand how it works.

Proud first words

[khendron]

I hope the kid's first words are something to be proud of.

I once saw a Mother eating some take-out fast food with her gurgling offspring. The kid was very vocal but couldn't say anything more than "goo" and "ga ga." The mother was doing the traditional "say Mommy, say Mommmmeeeee" thing when the kid pointed at the logo on the paper cup and said, very clearly, "McDonalds."

The mother did not look pleased.

Re:Proud first words

[ObsessiveMathsFreak]

The mother was doing the traditional "say Mommy, say Mommmmeeeee" thing when the kid pointed at the logo on the paper cup and said, very clearly, "McDonalds."

There's one thing I still don't understand. Sure, I know that McDonalds all pervasive advertising campaign virtually assure brand recognition by age three. I know that McDonalds isn't the only company engaged in this. I know how this works.

No. What I don't understand is why it works. Why do children fixate on McDonalds so much? What is the secret sause here? And it's not just McDonalds. Apparently, brand loyalty can be instilled before the third year.

This perplexes me. What's driving these kids to say McDonalds before Mommy?

Obligatory

[GrouchoMarx]

Think of the children!

(Someone had to say it...)

Segfaults?

[19061969]

Quoth the article: "All the footage is being classified by algorithms."

Ha! Just imagine what an algorithm would say when it fills its nappy: "Core dump - segfault at location @r$e."