Fly-by-Wireless Plane Takes to the Sky
galactic_grub writes to tell us that engineers in Portugal have built and flown a plane with no wires or mechanical connections between the major systems, only a wireless network. From the article: "Tests flights carried out in Portugal have shown that the system works well. Cristina Santos, at Minho University in Portugal, who developed the plane, says the aim is primarily to reduce weight and power requirements. 'Also, if you do not have the cables then the system is much more flexible to changes,' she says."
A WiFi card and a copy of MS Flight Simulator and YOU, yes YOU are in charge.
BWAHAHAHAHA.
A 'wireless' plane! My first thought was why the hell would you want to do that?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hang the CAT5 all the way up there in the sky?
Great. Now how am I going to keep my cold pizza?
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but this is just plane silly!
Because you can - or because you should?
Americans are no longer allowed to make jokes about other people.
Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
Or the pointy-haired boss trying to land the plane using the Excel Flight Simulator...
But think of the benefits, this way you can still control the flaps in the wing, even after the wing has broken off!
I guess the pilot could just take his laptop with him when he went to the bathroom and fly the plane from there.
No matter where you go, there you are.