Louisiana Passes Violent Games Bill
GameDaily is reporting that the Louisiana House has passed a violent games bill, aping similar legislation from across the country. From the article: "The bill would allow a judge to determine if a video game is 'patently offensive to prevailing standards' and if it's appealing 'to the minor's morbid interest in violence.' If the title meets these "criteria" the game could be ordered to be pulled from store shelves. Furthermore, someone found guilty of selling one of these games would face fines of between $100 and $2,000, and a prison term of up to one year. According to the Associated Press, even though several members of the House questioned whether the bill would be in violation of the First Amendment, none felt they should vote against the measure."
I can't believe you would laugh at a very serious problem. Video games not only cause school shootings, but often times commit them themselves and simply blame regular children. It is not just violence, Mario has created a booming industry in psychadelic mushrooms, and the lemmings created the great slavery epidemic of 1995.
Now if only we could outlaw thinking then the next elections should be a steal for the republicans.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
Because rich Soccer Moms whose kids have Xboxs vote, wheras poor people with no house, don't. Its called democracy.
A rifle on a farm is a valid and necessary tool
You know, for when that...corn...gets out of line.
Attention deficit disorder is a complicated issue, spanning several major... HEY LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!
There's GenXrs who were born before CINEMA?? Where?
I don't fear rap, I just think it's pathetic. Bad poetry accented with a drum. The same drum over and over. Fucking boring.
I *BOOM* GONNA FUCK YOU UP *BOOM BOOoM.*
WITH MY *BOOM* GUN *BOOM BOoOM.*
*BOOM* *BOOM BoOOM.*
*BOOM* *BOOM BOOoM.*
*BOOM* *BOOM BOoOM.*
I *BOOM* GONNA FUCK YOU UP *BOOM BOOoM*
What if you changed the drum to a gong, or a triangle, or an AOOGAH horn? Could you imagine listening to:
(Gong)
I *BURRRUUURRRRRURRRRURRRRRRRr* GONNA FUCK YOU UP *BURRRUUURRRRRURRRRURRRRRrRR BURRRUUURRRRRURRRRURRRRrRRR.*
WITH MY *BURRRUUURRRRRURrRRRURRRRRRR* GUN *BURRRUUURRRRRURRRRURRrRRRRR BURRRUUURRRRRURRRRURRRrRRRR.*
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I *BURRRUUURRRRRURRRRUrRRRRRRR* GONNA FUCK YOU UP *BURRRUUURRRRRURRRRURRRrRRRR BURRRUUURRrRRRURRRRURRRRRRR.*
(Triangle)
I *ting* GONNA FUCK YOU UP *ting ting.*
WITH MY *ting* GUN *ting ting.*
*ting* *ting ting.*
*ting* *ting ting.*
*ting* *ting ting.*
I *ting* GONNA FUCK YOU UP *ting ting.*
(A-oogah horn)
I *AOOGAH* GONNA FUCK YOU UP *AOOGAH AOOGAH.*
WITH MY *AOOGAH* GUN *AOOGAH AOOGAH.*
*AOOGAH* *AOOGAH AOOGAH.*
*AOOGAH* *AOOGAH AOOGAH.*
*AOOGAH* *AOOGAH AOOGAH.*
I *AOOGAH* GONNA FUCK YOU UP *AOOGAH AOOGAH.*
Music for idiots with small brains.
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