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NASA Seeking Innovative Ideas from Public

Mike Peel writes "Science Blog is reporting that NASA is seeking proposals 'for creating and managing innovative activities, events, products, services, or other types of formal or informal education methods for the purpose of disseminating information nationally about NASA's projects and programs.'" Sadly I don't think simply providing them with a list of people you want shot into space counts.

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  1. Re:Come again? by Musteval · · Score: 1, Funny

    It means they want a webmaster.

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  2. Advertising by Rorian · · Score: 3, Funny

    "In exchange for a collaborator's investment to creatively distribute NASA information, the agency will consider negotiating brand placement, limited exclusivity and other opportunities as part of a strategic collaboration."

    Does this mean we're gonna see big "Drink Coke!" advertisments next time we look through a telescope at the ISS? That would be some impressive brand placement...

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    1. Re:Advertising by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does this mean we're gonna see big "Drink Coke!" advertisments next time we look through a telescope at the ISS? That would be some impressive brand placement...

      I think they go with Pepsi. I mean, their logo is a lot easir to paint on the moon.

  3. Simple by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call your next spacecraft the Wii.

  4. Re:Come again? by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Funny
    "NASA is seeking proposals 'for creating and managing innovative activities, events, products, services, or other types of formal or informal education methods for the purpose of disseminating information nationally about NASA's projects and programs.'" Seriously, I have no idea what this sentence says.
    It means cheerleader try-outs are next week.
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  5. Never! by goldaryn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll never give up my tin-foil hat design!!!

  6. NASA should get this one right... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone from NASA needs to post a question for Ask Slashdot to get some innovative ideas. I'm sure some of those ideas will be quite colorful.

  7. Disclose information about UFO by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make our lifes worthwhile. Disclose the information you keep about UFO-s, aliens and the alien technologies you've reversed engineed, you sneaky bastards.

    And if all of that is just the product of some paranoid conspiracy theorists, oh well, just make it up and lie to us.

    We'll love it.

  8. Build a Website ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They should build one of those website thingys. They can put lots of descriptions of what they are doing on it and pictures even. I hear it costs next to nothing to let people download pictures, video, text, and all sorts of stuff.

    With all those scientists working for them, I am sure that they can find a way to use ARPA NET to do this.

  9. Why not... by n0dna · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not contact the Jim Henson corporation to see about having Kermit and Gonzo teach a couple of classes to the new guys?

              They could cover complex scientific concepts like "Near and Far", "Toward and Away", and maybe even "Counting to 10 in Metric".

              Couldn't hurt...

  10. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    we'd be able to set up huge self-sustaining robot colonies on Mars easily.

    Well, if several years of reading sci-fi novels and watching sci-fi movies has taught me anything, YOU DON'T LET ROBOTS BECOME SELF-SUSTAINING! Cuz once they are, they get all kinds of crazy ideas about saving humanity from itself and decide to rule us for our own protection. Or, sometimes you'll get robots that have a persecution complex and decides that humanity needs to be obliterated because we are "imperfect," and thus a threat to their orderly existence.

    Nope, if we let robots build colonies on Mars, it'll only be a short time until humanity is either subjegated, or annihilated.

  11. Send every Congressperson into space by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Round-trip tickets to those who vote to continue funding space research :)

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  12. Three words... by no_pets · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Reality Television Show.

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  13. Re:People you want shot by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be nice to see NASA expand there business.

    National Assassins Space Association

    Their next hit is in Mars, therefore all these tasks for manned flights.

  14. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Look Mars, we bring you... poop! And urine! And lots and lots of empty space for our various gases! And tons of food! And energy for a return trip! And beds, chairs, tables, toilets ,etc.!"

    You are SO right. Does anybody else just picture a shuttle trip to Mars as basically like a road-trip with some of your friends....and you bring as much crap as you can so you're all basically stuffed into the van.....and there's that guy who fidgets the whole time next to you driving you nuts?

    And I mean, I hope those guys have video games to bring along. Must have shitty pings though.

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  15. And call the Hubble replacement... by not-admin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the "Sii"

  16. SUN, BABY! by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 2, Funny

    OOH! OOH! Let's, like, send a rocket to the SUN!

  17. stoners have hacked nasa by know1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    well if Gary McKinnon can get in your system after smoking a lot of cannabis at the time
    i'd say they need to hire some new I.T. staff