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iPod Lawsuit Lawyers Sue Their Own Plaintiff?

Guinnessy writes "Jason Tomczak, who is mentioned as the lead to the iPod Nano 'Scratch' Class Action law suit filed against Apple computers has published an open letter to the mac community. In it he claims that he never asked to be represented by David P. Meyer & Associates or Hagens Berman Sobol Shapiro, the lawyers in the case. He spoke to them once by phone about his scratched iPod case and asked that his name not be used. In fact, the two firms agree there is no signed document proving that Tomczak asked for representation. However, because Tomczak wants nothing to do with the case, David P. Meyer & Associates or Hagens Berman Sobol Shapiro are currently suing him to try and stop him from pulling out. They also say Tomczak is legally liable for their fees if they lose the court case against Apple. Needless to say Tomczak isn't happy with the arrangement, and is likely to still lose thousands of dollars under the best scenario."

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  1. next up by iocat · · Score: 4, Funny

    a lawsuit for slashdotting his server. No posts and already dead.

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    1. Re:next up by Max+Threshold · · Score: 4, Funny

      You readily admit you're some type of lawyer, but you expect us to believe your speculation over the testimony of an actual human being? Riiiiight...

  2. Re:IANAL... by Intron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Verbal contracts are binding, and who wouldn't trust the word of a lawyer?

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  3. We have a word for this: by Paladin144 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Clusterfuck.

    This poor guy. I hope things turn out okay for him. Conversely, I hope the lawyers are eaten alive by a cauldron full of insane, demonic, snow-weasels. Or another group of lawyers. Whichever is more painful.

    1. Re:We have a word for this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear Paladin144, I have recently received notice of your threatening other lawyers. I quote, "I hope the lawyers are eaten alive by a cauldron full of insane, demonic, snow-weasels. Or another group of lawyers. Whichever is more painful.". I warn you, under Section 37B of the attacks and counterattacks act of 1957, it states that "all threats against lawyers is a crime against the state, and..." oh hello, little weasel. You do seem cold today. What's that you want? You want sdffj gdfgjdfg AAAAH my face aaah it's trying to eat my face aaaah actuallythatwasquitenice AAAAAAHHH

    2. Re:We have a word for this: by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope the lawyers are eaten alive by a cauldron full of insane, demonic, snow-weasels.

      Why bring Canadian lawyers into it?

      KFG

  4. Profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. File class action lawsuit without plaintiff's permission.
    2. Sue plaintiff.
    3. Profit

  5. Why you dirty commie! by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    What, don't you believe in the free market? We have the best justice system money can buy! I bet you just want to drag everyone down to the same level. Hah! If I have tons of money, that proves I am a better person and more deserving of justice. Damn commies with your "justice should be blind" crap. If I wanted justice to be blind, I would have hired someone to poke her eyes out.

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