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Top 10 Strangest Gadgets of the Future
Anonymous Cow writes "This week, the editors of TechEBlog have compiled a list of the 'Top 10 Strangest Gadgets of the Future,' from solar powered LEDs to memory LCD screens, it's all there." Urinal gaming stations! How did no one implement this sooner?
What a spectrum, it's a veritable A to B of things, it boggles the mind. Like the Simpsons quote: "... and these manned orbits will answer questions that have limitless application, from watch making to watch repair."
- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
I want one right now! That thing looks awesome, and dangerous =)
The self cooling beer can seems just plain wasteful. I'd rather they filled the space that the cooling mech uses with more beer. And I don't get the urinal thing at all, probably be quite fun after a few cans of nice cool beer though.
>> Urinal gaming stations
This is clearly a plot to improve our aim.
Set back into each urinal is a pressure-sensitive display, which activates an interactive game when used. This game includes sounds and images, bringing entertainment value to where you'd least expect. It will most likely will be installed in airports and schools "with the functional purpose of improving hygiene". This might be good to potty train kids but I don't see its function in a rest stop. "Wait Bob, before you pull off the semi I scored a 3 pissing on Pac Man" ...
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I don't actually toast anything, but that'd be pretty damn nifty.
all the joys of the varied alien landscapes of fps and maybe practical real world simulation, be it lacking the feeling of jumping/climbing and the feeling of freefall, plus of course the lack of weight.
:)
Maybe if they could make the "sphere" the actual projection screen, mount it on something mobile and maybe have some kind of force feedback bodysuit? Hmm, I feel a patent looming.
And the heliodisplay is completely cool, a volume projecting version would be even cooler.
I could use something that doesn't need batteries, charges itself, and has a bright light that doesn't have to last very long. Such a thing would come very handy for messing with computers and such. It's quite a pain that when you just need a bit of extra light for a minute that the batteries have to be always dead.
Like this one?.
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Every Top gadgets of the future feature must have at least one flying car.
You don't toast. It can't toast. A match made in heaven! Sharper Image will have distribution rights by the end of the year, for the overpaid executive in your life who has everything... except a toaster than can't actually toast bread.
Help poke pirates in the eyepatch, arr.
Holodeck. That said, I agree (with Scott Adam) that it will probably be the last invention to be ever invented...
ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
Watch the video again, and look closely. That board is going *very* slow, slower than any skateboarder I have ever seen. When presneted with evena small ram it just looks like it falls off the other side, it doesn't jump at all.
No speed == no air. No boarder is going to want these things unless they either seriously beef up th ehorsepower somehow, or allow manual foot intervention to speed them up just before the ramping begins. Otherwise it's just a glorified pre-teen mini-scooter.
When you lose, I guess it would be too embarrassing to complain about the 'controller' being the problem.
Back in college (Johns Hopkins) some of the urinals had little spinner games in them. Think roulette, but with little messages like 'You Win' or 'You Lose'. My favorite? 'Spin Again'.
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
"As a product, it would target the business traveler who wants a convenient way to watch DVD movies."
Anyone been to Karlsruhe in Germany lately? In one of the big stores they are celebrating the World Cup with penalty shots in the urinals.
Sadly no German keeper though..
http://www.wee-goal.com/
I had some stock in a company called Chill Can Corp circa 1965. It had a patent on a self-cooling drink can looking much like the one in TFA...it went nowhere.
A cardboard forerunner of the urinal game, called Whizzers, was marketed in the 70s.
rj
The last invention will be a simple-to-use holodeck SDK.
Once everyone and his brother can create a score of nude virgins in an afternoon, then we won't have any further inventions.
Three guesses on how the controller will operate... and Nintendo sure picked the right sounding name for it.
My controller is just to large!
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
you can get various flashlights with instant or close to it light without disposable batteries. Freeplay makes a windup light, which would probably be the best for your purposes-bright and right there- (they make good quality stuff, I have two of their clockwork spring radios), and you can get the "squeeze as you go" light (looks like handgrips) from various online sporting goods places (these would be the least expensive, I have seen them as low as five bucks, but you lose one hand for doing work as you have to keep squeezing), and you can get flashlights that you shake for a few moments/minutes to get some light for a few moments/minutes.
With that said, any of the LED based flashlights you can score most anyplace with good quality batteries will last a LONG time in normal use compared to a normal incandescent styled bulb. The biggest problem there is that they last so long the batteries might corrode on ya before the juice runs out.
10) Citizen's Memory LCD
"that retains the image even when turned off." and "Practical applications would include watches" That would be very useful for watches. It would always be 5 oclock PM friday as long as it is turned off. Practical.
9) EyeMove PC
Wow they found something even more annoying than cell phone in public transport.
8) Scarpar - The All-Terrain Motorized Board
Thank god the guy in the video didn't fall. Falling from this in rocks with your feets fixed to the board is a bit dangerous no ?
7) 3D Video Game
Professionnal gaming league is not for tomorrow. If they showed their best player for the video demo, I guess that type of game is pretty hard to master.
6) Transparent Toaster
The only thing I have to say about this is : TT
5) Origami DVD Player
For me origami is more a way to create rabbits and birds with paper. I dream since I am 5 years old of listening to a DVD on a rabbit.
4) Self Cooling Beer Can
One question : what is the price of a 24 beer pack ?
3) VirtuSphere
Honestly, that is awesome! I really need this in 10 (or 40?) years in my basement!
2) Heliodisplay M2i
That looks even better than Princess Leia holographic transmission in Star Wars episode IV. I agree it was only in 1977. That is what we call evolution.
1) "On Target" Video Game Urinal
My religion forces me not to comment on this.
Honorable mention Solar Powered LED
I hope they'll find their way to La Paz to buy some batteries in case next day is rainy.
Honorable mention Intelligent Spoon and Bright Walk
Hey do I look like the guy who is having a stupid comment to say about everything ? I am too tired to comment about these.
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Neither are the shoes that light up when you step down - they've had them in Wallyworld for $14.99 for a couple of years
And half the stuff isn't even at the prototype stage, like the origami screen - its just a "wouldn't this be neet".
The main problem with e-Books is not the screen. It's the publishers that are so scared everyone will pirate their goods they boost their profit margins - setting the price for the electronic-only book at just about the same as the printed version thus ignoring the savings in production and transport - and cripple them with DRM that would piss off even a RIAA lawyer who had to use one.
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