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First StarOffice Virus Sighted

Sam Haine '95 writes "News.com is reporting on the creation of Stardust, a virus which uses macros to attack StarOffice, Sun's office suite. The malware was written as a proof-of-concept code to show what might be possible rather than as a serious attempt to create a new attack vector." From the article: "The pest is written in Star Basic. It downloads an image file with adult content from the Internet and opens that file in a new document, according to Kaspersky's posting."

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  1. Missing the best part. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What? No link to the "adult content?"

  2. Virus!? by Kesch · · Score: 5, Funny

    It downloads an image file with adult content from the Internet and opens that file in a new document, according to Kaspersky's posting.

    I don't call that a virus, I call it a feature.

    Hopefully the next version will allow you to enter keywords to guide the image downloader.

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    1. Re:Virus!? by Jim+Hall · · Score: 3, Funny

      What, no screenshots?

  3. virus? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    It downloads an image file with adult content from the Internet and opens that file in a new document

    That's no virus, that's a productivity tool!

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  4. Re:Learning period by TouchOfRed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ha. One of these days an offer is going to work, and ill have free pron and FREE MONEY. Then we'll see whose laughing.

  5. Erh... no, boss, erh... no, that wasn't me by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me? Looking at porn at work? Noooo, sorry, must be that virus goin' round.

    A heartfelt THANK YOU to the autor!

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  6. Thanks! by Chris+Bradshaw · · Score: 3, Funny
    "proof-of-concept"

    Cool... Thanks for the idea!

    Respectfully Signed,
    Anonymous Redmond Washington Resident

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  7. goatse by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 5, Funny

    What? No link to the "adult content?"

    be careful what you wish for... the 'adult content' could be goatse

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  8. No need to worry by sootman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Both StarOffice users have been contacted and were warned to be careful.

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  9. Re:it's still basically a OS security issue by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

    What do you mean "uninterrupted" ? You'd have lost your high score file !!

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