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Stupid Engineering Mistakes
lee1 writes "Wired has bestowed on us a list of the ten worst engineering mistakes of all time. We have the St. Francis Dam designed by 'self-taught' engineer William Mulholland, which burst and wiped out several towns near LA; the Kansas City Hyatt walkway collapse; the DC-10, and more, but my favorite is the one I'd never heard of: a giant tank of molasses that ruptured in 1919 and sent 'waves of molasses up to 15 feet high' through Boston, killing 21."
A common theme in half of these is that a small change was made at the last minute.
Lesson of Life: Trust the engineers, they do stuff for a reason
Of course the other half were just poor engineering
Lesson of Life: Never trust the engineers
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You don't think a 15 foot wave of syrup engulfing a town is funny? Check his pulse, I think he's dead!
I regret spilling a glass of ginger ale on an achritect!
21 people couldn't avoid the flow of molasses? This seems very strange seeing that molasses is the canonical viscous fluid - slow as molasses in January. 15 foot amplitude, gotta wonder at the wavelength crest to crest...
News: Holy Shit! The town molasses has escaped! You have three hours to save yourselves!
Dude: Whoa, sounds pretty bad! I'd better...
News: Next on Six, that Paris Hilton sex tape in full! One hour later... Dude: Whoa, that ruled. I need a beer!
Dude wastes another hour or so drinking and watching pr0n.
Dude forgets about the molasses and goes to bed.
Molasses: I am nearing Dude's house.
Dude: I am now in bed sleeping, unaware of the impending danger.
The molasses eats Dude alive
Dude: What the fuck? Oh shit, the molasses! I totally forgot!
Molasses: And now there is no escape for you!