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Texas to Provide Online 'Bordercams'

Dr_Barnowl writes "The BBC reports that Texas intends to erect a network of online webcams at its border to Mexico. The intention is apparently to use viewers as a kind of distributed processing network, with a free phone number to report border-jumpers." From the article: "'A stronger border is what Americans want and it's what our security demands and that is what Texas is going to deliver,' Mr Perry said. The cameras will cost $5m (£2.7m) to install and will be trained on sections of the 1,000-mile (1,600km) border known to be favoured by illegal immigrants " Hey, it's working for Britain, right?

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  1. Can there be remote sniper rifles, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quake 3 is open sourced, just use the game as a GUI.

    The illegal immigration problem would go away in days!

  2. The Newer Colossus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've composed a little poem to be enscribed on your border wall. In honour of Ms Lazarus, its called "The Newer Colossus":

            "Give me your tired, your poor,
            Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
            The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
            Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
            I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
            PS: No Mexicans"

    1. Re:The Newer Colossus by HermanAB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, what you'll get is the smiling face of one kid disassembling the camera, then some snow...

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  3. Feature request for v1.1 by JonTurner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, if only we could add a web interface to a sentry gun...

    It's a Video Game. It's National Security. It's two, TWO, two games in one!

  4. Cameras on private ranches. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Funny
    The BBC article doesn't mention what some other articles do: The cameras are to be on private land.

    I now have a new 'worst imaginary job':
    Me: Knock, knock

    Private Texan Ranch Owner: Yup?

    Me: I'm from the government, I'd like to place these cameras on your land, so that people on the internet can....
    (I can't ever see that sentence being finished)
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  5. Unbelievable! by w33t · · Score: 4, Funny

    The government is even invading the privacy of whole other countries!
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  6. Re:a wall by Ankou · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because they cant get American labor to do it, they'd have to hire migrant workers. The irony.

  7. How Long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    before the Eborder-jumpers just start hanging out in view of their very opwn free webcams and start crying and stripping like true webcammers?

  8. What an amazing coincidence... by sczimme · · Score: 3, Funny


    From the BBC article:

    Mr Perry, a Republican, is running for re-election in November.

    I'm sure that has absolutely nothing to do with the grandstanding^W pandering^W honest effort to do what's best.

    Besides, once someone identifies people crossing the border and "notifies the authorities", then what?

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  9. Hoo boy... by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny
    Not only do illegal immigrants have to jump fences, ford rivers, and risk life and limb.. now they have to camwhore as well.

    I can see the AIM bots now.. "Hola! Click here to see me and my girlfriends have wild parties, hide from border patrols, and dodge farmers' bullets! Tee-hee! ;-)"

  10. Calling all X10 webcam owners.... by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know you're out there, you know you got suckered into buying a cheap $10 or $20 wireless webcam from X10 back in the late 90s.... now we all have a way to redeem ourselves ;-p

    If we all dig out our old, useless X10s and donate them to the Fed, we can surely cover the entire border with motion activated, web enabled video surveillance... there has got to be millions of these little buggers out there... all the fed would have to do is wire them up.

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  11. Re:"What Americans want" by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    A stronger border is what Americans want

    Says who?

    Says me! You have no idea how scared I am of those filthy Canadians sneaking across the border to take advantage of our healthcare system and steal all our good beer.

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  12. GIve up Texas by misleb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wouldn't it be easier to just to hand over Texas to Mexico? I know I wouldn't miss it.

    -matthew

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    1. Re:GIve up Texas by misleb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Boy, that kinda talk will get your ass kicked down here in Houston.

      I know. That is one of the reasons to give up Texas.

      -matthew

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  13. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  14. Re:Feature requests by ntijerino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Definately a possibility. There is a better way to implement a scheme that encourages full coverage, I just haven't taken the time to think of it.

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  15. Re:Feature requests by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Allow me to be the voice of reason here. If you think the poor guys trying to escape to a better life have computers and internet access you might want to think again ;)

    The refugees themselves obviously aren't going to be carrying computers across the river. They're going to be in the unventilated trailer in the back. The guy driving the truck they're in would be the one with the laptop and the cellphone and the air conditioning. Unloading the trailer near unwatched cameras would be a premium service offered by the driver to the people in back. That way if they don't pay extra he can drop them off in front of busy cameras and get repeat business.

    I think it would be unwise to offer surveillance statistics to website visitors. Not that this isn't a stupid idea already.