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Huge Storms Converge on Jupiter

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the things-that-go-bump-in-the-night dept.

tpoker writes to tell us NASA is reporting that the two biggest storms in the solar system are about to collide on Jupiter. From the article: "Storm #1 is the Great Red Spot, twice as wide as Earth itself, with winds blowing 350 mph. The behemoth has been spinning around Jupiter for hundreds of years. Storm #2 is Oval BA, also known as 'Red Jr.,' a youngster of a storm only six years old. Compared to the Great Red Spot, Red Jr. is half-sized, able to swallow Earth merely once, but it blows just as hard as its older cousin."

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  1. In Soviet Jupiter... by rock217 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    eh who cares...

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    Wah Sig!
  2. jupiterse.cx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Just pretend I linked to a picture of goatse guy's hands stretching open the great red spot on Jupiter. I didn't feel like signing up for a free filedump account.

  3. Typo by slashflood · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Red Jr. is half-sized, able to swallow merely once, but it blows just as hard as its older cousin.

    she and her

    Mod me offtopic, I deserve it.

    1. Re:Typo by ShaneThePain · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Sexist!

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      Fascism is the greatest political ideology ever conceived. Sorry.
  4. YO - THESE STORMS CAN BLOW ME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    SRLSY

    WHUT WHUT

  5. antichrist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I saw the antichrist on tv today. His name is George Bush.

  6. Global Warming by ShakaUVM · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We've never seen as large a storm as this ever before. Clearly the only possible explanation is human involvement!

    (Yes, global warming may be real, but the utterly non-scientific way it is presented in the media just sets my teeth on edge. Sportatic outliers will always happen. You can't EVER point at a single heat wave or hurricane and say that it is evidence of global warming. You have to look at trending, and the big picture. And yet on NPR in April they had three different scientists saying that Katrina was definitely caused by global warming.)

  7. wow, just wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Amazing summary... just read the bolded please.

    Storm #1 is the Great Red Spot, twice as wide as Earth itself, with winds blowing 350 mph. The behemoth has been spinning around Jupiter for hundreds of years. Storm #2 is Oval BA, also known as 'Red Jr.,' a youngster of a storm only six years old. Compared to the Great Red Spot, Red Jr. is half-sized, able to swallow Earth merely once, but it blows just as hard as its older cousin.

    Now a rewrite... I was hitting her G-Spot from behind, but it was hard because her ass was twice as wide as Earth itself. She was so good at blowing that it left my head spinning. I swear I didn't know she was a youngster but I didn't feel so bad since my last memory of sex was nearly six years old. I just wish she wasn't a half-sized midget, but who cares if she can swallow like a Roomba gone wrong. As a Slashdot geek, this chance only comes once, but its to know that a real girl blows just as hard as my older cousin^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H I mean my vacuum cleaner.

    That summary is so wrong yet so erotic.