How Google Ranks Videos
Nirnimesh writes "Google reveals their ranking system for videos on the official blog. The system lists videos according to their country-wide popularity. From the article: 'We use algorithms to identify videos that are suddenly becoming popular, and then rank them based on how popular they are -- and how suddenly they became popular. We've been using this list internally, and now it's ready to share with you, so check it out. Right now this feature highlights videos from close to 40 countries, including Argentina, Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Hong Kong, India, Israel, Japan, South Korea, Mexico, and New Zealand, to name a few.'"
And I was so sure they were using a team of trained pigeons...
I'll probably be modded down for this...
How hard could it possibly be to merely take object X's statistics page, and compare the n unique pagehits versus every other one?
'We use algorithms to identify videos that are suddenly becoming popular, and then rank them based on how popular they are"
That's exactly the same as the search engine: "We use algorithms to determine how popular a page is!". How about just telling us the fricking algorithm instead of giving us this same crap over and over again?
I don't think the algorithm is quite ready for prime time yet,
seeing that currently the most popular video on Google is of a chubby nerdy tranvestite playbacking a song of Aqua
Seriously, this isn't all that cool (one might even say lame) even for news from Google. Even a simple (video_rank = num_video_views where num_video_views >threshold) would work from what I read from the description.
But then, they just posted it on their blog, it's the "blogosphere" that blows/hypes it out of proportion.
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If you look at what google publishes about pagerank and compare what they say with the search results returned by google.com you will notice discrepencies.
For example google claims that they do not return urls that contain '&id=' but that is clearly not the case. (Joomla and Mambo sites without seo enabled would have substantially fewer pages returned than they do if this was the case.)
I have come to feel that I can trust google about like I can trust my own contries military. (after independent verifiaction, and I need some reason to believe second source is not compromised.) But there are gems in the statements so I read them and after I am done reading I have more questions than before.
This looks like a small glimps into one component of pagerank. But the article is pretty light on substance.
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So they rank video's by how _suddenly_ they become popular...and we go an put it up for a Slashdotting. Good luck unraveling them stats Googlers.
The algorithm doesn't seem to be quite ready, as I'm not really pleased by the rank of some videos. Anyway, the movers top list seem to work fine, I'm seeing many World Cup videos :)
You know, maybe it's not Google who hypes this up. Maybe they just posted it in a blog and the community took it up.
Every single little thing Google does, no matter how trivial, is reported to take down Microsoft and take over the world.
But COME ON, is this really worth an article on Slashdot:
[we] rank them based on how popular they are
Shit they better patent it before someone else figures it out!
It's only literally every site with plenty of items that can be sorted based on popularity.
I realize it may be blasphemy to discuss digg on /. but what the hell- it's sat afternoon and I'm already 25% drunk.
Isn't this is exactly how Digg assigns stories to the home page? Not based on number of diggs, but rather, how quickly an item was dugg.
barack to the future?
I am forced to admit this is all true. How do these trolls find out all the details about my personal life? They must be stalking me!!!!!
Sincerly,
ESR
I'm from Denmark, so naturally my first thought was to see which vids were considered most popular in Denmark, according to Google. The results were disheartening, embarrassing, but far from surprising.
Crazy Frog.
Dozens and dozens of crappy variations of a done-to-death meme.
Kill me now, and get it over with.
- Peter Ravn Rasmussen
The most interesting thing about the Google Video top 100 has been Loose Change. For weeks it has been the only full length film that isn't short a very short titillation clip (eg Webcam Girls Go Wild) or dubious humour clips (eg funny clips baby fart) that has been in the top 20.
Loose Change is the most popular 9/11 "conspiracy theory" film, no doubt due to its slick graphics, soundtrack and editing -- for an amateur movie it is impressive. However it's not the most accurate movie of its type -- see the discussion on indybay and the detailed Sifting Through Loose Change The 9-11 Research Companion.
Read on for a brief guide to some better 9/11 videos that deserve more attention...
9/11 Revisited: Were explosives used to bring down the buildings? (2006)
This is currently, probably, the best 9/11 video that challenges the official conspiracy theory.
9/11 Revisited concentrates on the collapse of the three World Trade Center buildings and includes news reports from the day and interviews with experts including Steven E Jones, David Ray Griffin and Jeff King. It is available to view online and via Google Video and the Internet Archive.
9/11 Breaking the Laws of Physics (2006)
This is a lecture from 2006 by BYU Physics Professor Steven E Jones on the collapse of the WTC buildings on 9/11. It is available from the Internet Archive. The academic paper this presentation is based on is Why Indeed Did the WTC Buildings Collapse?.
The 9/11 Commission Report (2004)
This is a lecture by David Ray Griffin -- professor emeritus of philosophy of religion and theology, at the Claremont School of Theology in Claremont, California. He has written many books including The New Pearl Harbor and The 9/11 Commission Report: Omissions and Distortions on the official 9/11 Report. This lecture is available from theInternet Archive.
9-11 Open Your Eyes the War on Terror is a Lie (2004)
Filmed at the 9/11 International Inquiry (Toronto, May 2004) Open Your Eyes is available on the Internet Archive.
Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime (2006)
This new film covers the links between the US adminstration, the Republician Party and drugs running and the 9/11 hijackers, it is available on Google Video and there are higher quality versions on 911 blogger, the official film site is http://www.crisisinamerica.org/
War and Globalization - The Truth Behind September 11 (2003)
Politically this is the best video on 9/11.
War and Globalization is a lecture, from 2003 by Michel Chossudovsky, a professor of econom
It would seem to me the most popular videos will continue to become more popular...because everyone is going to click on the #1 ranked video, including all of these slashdotters.
So I click to see the movers for Czech Republic and at this very moment there are no less than 32 videos (from 37) which have the term "barbie girl" in their title... WTF!?
There needs to be some form of user feedback, clickthroughs do not define good, just popular. People accidently watch all kinds of crap, they also should completely discount any random videos people pick.
There should be some form of rating on the videos as well so the people subjected to them can say if they suck or not, cause most of them suck.
.. and check out the upcoming artices on Slashdot in the next few days:
How Google Makes Thumbnails: by scaling the images down
How Google Displays Links: by using the anchor tag
How Google News Finds News: by scanning news sites
How Does Google Make You Feel Lucky: by showing you the first match
Put this video up, and watch it be pulled down for "violence" or "copyright infringement", never mind that the show is not about violence, but about your rights under the Second Amendment, and never mind that Google is full of videos which are "copyright infringing".
Googles capitulation in China, and their increasing "BIG Brotherness" (but it's all for your conveniance) is sad to see. It reveals a mindset which harvests your info for marketing and "social" purposes, and also decides what you are going to be able to search for or see in an attempt to do social engineering (The google "news" discrimination for example). Winston Smith would recognize google in a dark alley.
... The answer is "No." To make a very weak analogy, Digg's "Dugg Stories" are much like Slashdot's "Submitted stories." The more it's mentioned, the higher rank it gets, and thus the better chance of it being put on the front page. (Which is what most story posters here on /. are pissy about. We post a story first, it has to have many other people submit it, then the editors decide if it's worthy enough, and when it *IS* posted, the original poster of the story is not even mentioned. But I guess I can't complain - I've only been warning slashdot about stuff for a short time, and they always seem to ignore it (See my submission history/summaries if you wanna-be troll-modders think otherwise,) and of course I'm not a paying member so my 'news' isn't really worth jack shit to them, even though I can *ALMOST* fully comprehend/predict the possible negatives that will affect us, judging by the news of whatever-mentioned story that gets rejected/accepted. That's life on /. get used to it.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
The article says they use "algorithms" to tell when a video is becoming popular. Anyone have any guesses as to what these algorithms might be?
I'm serious, I would really like to be able to use algorithms like that
Notice how all the Soccer/Football videos are popular in the US. That's because everyone else in the entire world has seen those clips a million times already!
Wow... Talk about a chaotic feedback system. Google makes videos popular by measuring how popular they are...
SIGSEGV caught, terminating
wait... not that kind of sig.
If you browse the listings, past the 10th page or so (yes, I really was bored) of most searches, you get endless dupes that it apparently doesn't recognize as similar... or something.
:-)
Sorta like browsing the Slashdot archives
Just taking a look at that list of videos, you have to realize their ranking algorithm is so incredibly broken... I mean there is no way in heck those videos, of all the google videos, can be the most watched... not because they are so incredibly bad, but because they are so incredibly lame...
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Just looking at them, I was like, gawd, with that broken situation, anyone can make the top 100 with any kind of lamer video...
So I made a horrendously low trailer park video of the PSPgurlz last night to test it out... is ranking function really that bad on google?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=917816837
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