GTAIV to use Engine from Table Tennis
WedgeTalon writes "Joystiq reports that GTAIV will be using the engine that powered Rockstar's Table Tennis — Rockstar Advanced Game Engine (RAGE)." From the article: "I contacted MTV News' Stephen Totilo to see just how definite this was, and he returned, I met with Rockstar publicists and producers for Table Tennis twice prior to the game's release. Both times they volunteered that RAGE would serve as the engine for all next-gen Rockstar games. Including GTA? I asked both times. Including GTA they said both times."
We beat up hookers with ping-pong paddles now?
If this signature is witty enough, maybe somebody will like me.
Won't someone please think of the children!
"Oh boy"
GTAIV supports up to five pedestrians on screen at once.
The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield. Count the arms the legs and heads and then divide by five.
Is it just me, but does anyone else think it's odd that the people who brought us "Hot Coffee" decided to go with an engine specifically designed to model bouncing balls?
--MarkusQ
This just in... Slashdot.org reports that Joystiq.com reports that Gamespot reports that TotalVideoGames.com reports that MTV reports that a public relations spokesman who was involved in the marketing for one of Rock Star games has claimed that he has full knowledge of future product implementation decisions.
Bleech. If I get a vote, I vote GTA4. I don't think we need to introduce MORE weird shit into our acronyms.
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*the aliens show off their advanced computer program*
Homer: Marge and I played that back when we were first dating.
*The Simpsons scoff*
Kang: Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel
raise your hand. [raises his tentacle]
Kodos: [raises his tentacle]
Bart: [raises his hand]
Homer: [slaps Bart's hand]
Kang: All right, then.
Marge: I'm sorry. Your game is very nice.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Those are going to be the sweatiest-looking sex avatars ever rendered in a console game.
There was this one time when I was in Thailand, you see, and...
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