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  1. Re:Need these in pubs and clubs! on Facial Recognition Vending Machine Debuts · · Score: 1

    But in Japan the girl being underage be a feature, not a failure condition.

  2. Re:Message to God on 'Floating Bridge' Property of Water Found · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters!

  3. Why not just build a bullet magnet then? on First Armed Robots on Patrol in Iraq · · Score: 1

    Imagine the look of surprise on the bad guys' faces when their bullets fire from their rifles, hang in the air for a bit, then do a 180 turn and start heading for them!

    I imagine that look would involve their eyes comically bulging out of their skulls.

  4. Sure, you laugh now. on Second Life & WoW Terrorist Training Camps? · · Score: 1

    But when the next major city's building is downed by a pack of giant floating hot pink phalli, they'll be saying "I told you so".

  5. Nintendo Success! on Gadgets Have Taken Over For Our Brains · · Score: 1

    It must be all that Brain Age they're playing in the senior homes.

    Go on and laugh, floating disembodied head of Ryuta Kawashima. Laugh all the way to the bank.

  6. Huge privacy concerns. on ISPs Inserting Ads Into Your Pages · · Score: 1

    Online advertising is fraught with privacy concerns as is. Do you really want your ISP, who has access to your home address and credit details, and potentially your entire browsing history and e-mail records, sharing this info with their advertisers?

    This isn't just about plugging a banner into a page surreptitiously.

  7. Author solicitation? on Will You Change Your Web Site For the iPhone? · · Score: 1

    So, when can I expect the article author's "Designing Web Sites for the iPhone" book to hit store shelves?

    As several dozen people have pointed out before me, if you design a site to degrade gracefully, this should be a non-issue. I don't expect that Apple is going to somehow graft multi-touch interaction on to web applications (I suspect even their lauded interaction with the phone book is just an implementation of the WTAI standards that have been around for ages; click to call and all that).

    But I do expect publishers to already be working on rehashing some of their existing web design titles, grafting on a few pages or a chapter outlining the technical specs of the iPhone, slapping a glossy of the device on the cover and getting some poor out-of-work web developers to plunk down 50 bucks on lessons in developing for the hot new thing.

  8. Re:Call me a skeptic on Far-Fetched Time Travel Concept Receives Private Funds · · Score: 1

    Look around you. Are you sure you didn't just somehow end up at Burning Man?

  9. Re:Bugs found in beta software, news at 11 on Apple Safari On Windows Broken On First Day · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Disappointment of outrageous expectations has now led to the death of several men living in their mothers' basements."

    Terrorist suicide bomber, up in heaven: "These are so not the virgins I was expecting."

  10. Re:Its only about money on 'Dangers of the Internet' Resolution Passed By Senate · · Score: 4, Funny

    Won't somebody please think of the profit margins?

  11. I'll wait for the space escalator on Space Elevator Company LiftPort In Trouble · · Score: 1

    At least if it stops working, I can walk the rest of the way.

  12. Re:Brand new attack vectors on Attack-Proof Power Line to be Installed Under NY · · Score: 1

    You should have used electrical tape.

  13. Kicked out of the indoctrination. on Scientologists In Row With BBC · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I got rejected from my interview with the Scientologists. I think it wasn't long after I asked when I would get my lazer zapper to go after the space aliens, because I was really good at Nintendo.

    Maybe I should have told them I play Halo too?

  14. Couldn't debate edits be good for the candidates? on Obama Requests Creative Commons for Presidential Debates · · Score: 1

    After all, once you call into question the veracity of one online video (that was "hacked" by the other party), you basically cast doubt on all online videos. Which makes it that much harder to bring down a campaign with a Youtube video of your candidate pandering to a bunch of racists by making racist remarks.

  15. Re:Ever hear of the "Sixth Sense" on DARPA Working on Spidey Sense for Soldiers · · Score: 1

    If you find a spider over you several times, I think it stops being coincidence.

    That spider has got it in for you.

  16. Don't eat the sushi. on Kremlin Seeks to Control Online Media · · Score: 1

    If I ran an anti-Putin web site, I would be concerned about any offers to eat out at a Japanese restaurant.

  17. Amazing opportunity... on Combined Hovercraft and Helicopter · · Score: 4, Funny

    For a new breed of modern warfare. Simply fill the device with eels...

  18. Re:new idea for advertising on To Verizon, "Unlimited" Means 5 GB · · Score: 1

    Alternately:

    Un*limited Internet Access - $29.99

    *Ignore everything that comes before this asterisk.

  19. Re:GTA III wasn't the same... on GTA IV Trailer Inflames Big Apple Politicians · · Score: 1

    You know what other fictional city bears more than a striking resemblance to New York? Gotham City. Hopefully the New York Daily News reporters can demonstrate due diligance in getting Bloomberg to deny the existence of caped crusaders dressed as bats roaming the city at night, on the record of course.

  20. I was more impressed on GTA IV Trailer Inflames Big Apple Politicians · · Score: 2, Funny

    That Peter Vallone not only knows of, but has apparently played Halo!

    Seriously, this is a gigantic non-story. The two best pull quotes they could manage say nothing directly negative about the game at all.

  21. Re:About Time on Rockstar to Use NaturalMotion Technology in Upcoming Games · · Score: 2, Informative

    EA claims that they're working on foot planting and other realism-enhancing animations. I think there's videos online from their E3 presentation, and while it looks good, I'm still less than convinced of their ability to pull it all off in-game.

  22. Hackers = America hatin' terrorists? on Campaign Sites Full of Vulnerabilities · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why plug the holes? Blaming "the other guy" for a malicious attack on your web presence makes for such good press.

  23. Re:Activitives on YouTube Users Attend First Official Get-Together · · Score: 1

    Though I hear a lot of the crowd thinned out once the unruly teenage bullies and happy slappers came to the party.

  24. Wafting over the city... on Cloning the Smell of the Sea · · Score: 1

    The smell of farts? I think you answered that other guy's question about how to replicate the scent of the Jersey Shore.

  25. Re:Shower usage on The Best Graphing Calculator on the Market? · · Score: 1

    Also, you're not supposed to use it while taking a shower.

    I hear that Google is trying to change all that.