New Caldera Promised
An anonymous reader writes "SCO has announced their plans to release a new version of Caldera Linux by the end of the year. From the announcement: 'To provide extensive reliability and performance features, the Linux Kernel 2.5 codebase has been merged with recently developed additions to SCO's world leading UNIX core operating system. Already contained code owned by SCO is still included benefiting the stability and overall experience opposed to recent Linux kernel releases.' The question is, is anyone listening?"
Or else....nothing will happen....because the Slashdot editors are retards and linked to a hoax press release hosted on some random website SCO abandoned years ago and that is hosted from a German University. It isn't even distributed through SCO's regular press channels, and whomever the prankster is, he obviously doesn't know about a wonderful technology called "Grammar Check".
I wouldn't expect something this completely stupid from even the Slashdot editors....they continue to amaze me....Thank god for Slashback where they can fix their dumb ass mistakes. Perhaps everyone's predictions that the Slashdot editors are in-fact monkeys is true afterall, and the single human employee uses Slashback to fix the monkey's mistakes.