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MacBook Pro Batteries Swelling and Failing

JohnnyCakes writes "MacBook Pro batteries are apparently swelling, then failing. MacFixIt has some grotesque pictures of their own swollen MBP battery, which looks like it has suffered an internal explosion. Apple is replacing batteries on a case-by-case basis, but hasn't yet admitted any wide-scale issues."

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  1. Bad Mac Users! by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How many times do we have to tell you? Don't buy first-gen Apple hardware!

    1. Re:Bad Mac Users! by noewun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Absolutely. Should be right up there with "don't get involved in a land war in Asia." I've been telling my friends to wait until the second generation. My G5 will last me until the second generation of Intel-powered desktop machines.

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    2. Re:Bad Mac Users! by hackstraw · · Score: 5, Funny

      How many times do we have to tell you? Don't buy first-gen Apple hardware!

      Shh. Be quiet. How do you think the errors get found for the 2nd+ gens?

    3. Re:Bad Mac Users! by maniac/dev/null · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reputation for great customer service my ass! I called their tech support line last week when my IIe stopped reading diskettes, and they said they "don't support legacy platforms"! Kids today, with their iBlogs and their MyDiggs, makes me sick... back in my day, we had to flip the diskettes over to read more information, in the snow, uphill both ways!

    4. Re:Bad Mac Users! by tpv · · Score: 5, Funny

      Was that a first generation IIe?

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  2. Macfixt.com is apparently swelling, then failing. by Stavr0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    /dotted.

  3. To keep up with Dell by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple's next OS X update will ensure that random MacBooks will explode in a ball of flames. Apple, after all, wants to do everything a PC can do, but better, right?!

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  4. Definitely issues with MacBook Pro batteries by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I currently have the issue where the machine simply turns off when the battery has reached around 30-40%, according to the operating system's battery meter.

    Then, there is the issue of some batteries swelling, slightly to severely. If this is shown to be heat related, it may be also related to the issue of too much thermal paste being applied during manufacturing, thereby not allowing heat to be dissipated properly via the heatpipe and associated fans in a controlled fashion, but rather causing it to be dissipated in an uncontrolled way. Like, discharged into the interior of the case, affecting things like the battery.

    The battery has definitely not suffered an "internal explosion", as the submitter speculates. This appears to occur over time to the batteries that do exhibit this issue, and it is by no means representative of the majority of MacBook Pro batteries. We've got plenty of MacBook Pros here, and we have yet to see one that exhibits this issue in a noticeable way.

    These issues have not yet been acknowledged by Apple. While Apple is actually, from a statistical and reporting standpoint according to consumer organizations like Consumer Reports, the best at responding to these types of problems, it generally does not respond to or acknowledge any problems unless it already has a solution (or there is a defined safety risk that meets the muster of an immediate recall (which this is not (no, really, it's not))).

    When Apple does acknowledge and address the issue, if it is indeed determined to be widespread (and anecdotal blog evidence aside, there is no reason to believe it is), Apple does make it very easy to get a replacement. See the examples for the previous PowerBook and iBook battery exchanges here. Just type in the serial number, Apple sends you a new battery. In this instance, Apple is most definitely replacing batteries that have failed or swollen; so, the end result is that affected customers still get a new battery. And, in the event that there is any larger problem that hasn't been addressed by the battery OEM, if that battery were to fail, it has its own warranty under which it will be replaced as well.

    In any event, further awareness of the problem may adjust Apple's priorities in addressing the heat and battery issues on the MacBook Pro. For the record, with regard to thermal paste, Apple applies this much thermal paste on the new MacBook as well, and in the service manual, they specifically state that it is the correct, intended, and verified amount of thermal paste to be applying (even though that's a ridiculous assertion). So there's obviously more going on there, and anyone who has ever worked in a massive manufacturing operation knows how long a simple procedural change like this can take, and everything else that's involved.

    As an aside, from the level of coverage all of these "issues" receive with Apple products, I can't help but wonder if some people get the impression that Apple just turns out one shoddy product after another, when the reality is that Apple is generally and consistently considered to be the best in the entire industry for quality, need for repairs, technical support, and so on, above all other manufacturers.

    1. Re:Definitely issues with MacBook Pro batteries by Moofie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hmm. I didn't seem to have Apple backed into a corner when I broke my iPod (cracked the clickwheel because I bashed it into the corner of a desk while it was in my pocket), and they handed me a new one.

      So, (my anecdote)+(your something like an anecdote)=not much, right?

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  5. Apple are shysters! by Threni · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the UK Apple have as good as told people not to buy iPods because they only last one year (despite UK consumer legislation protecting purchases for up to 6 years).

    http://money.guardian.co.uk/consumernews/story/0,, 1783814,00.html
    http://money.guardian.co.uk/howtocomplain/story/0, ,1738830,00.html

    Now it's apparantly not just iPod batteries causing problems! Very amusing.

  6. This is normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's no problem. You people are a bunch of whiners. Batteries are supposed to explode, computers are supposed to moo, laptops are typically too hot to rest on your lap and plastic naturally turns pink. Perfectly acceptable. Apple hardware is the best in the world, period.

  7. Fix it by electrosoccertux · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they keep swelling and failing, then perhaps they need some supplements. More information readily available in your mail account. But act fast, this offer ends soon!

  8. Will you still be able to bring them on planes? by bepolite · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and what happens if you say *Macbook* while waiting in line at the airport?

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  9. Re:Macfixt.com is apparently swelling, then failin by agoodm · · Score: 5, Informative

    Takes a long time to load. My mirror is better: http://195.62.29.95/www.macfixit.com/index.html sponsored by: www.photojerk.com - Server is downloading the images so I will replace the non imaged version here with a version that has images when its done.

  10. By Storm by Joebert · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've learned not to trust anything that's white, & takes the country by storm, like Pilgrims or Cocaine, or Apple Products.

    Being white, I don't even trust myself !

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  11. Is that your battery, or are you happy to see me? by tlambert · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that your battery, or are you happy to see me?

    -- Terry

  12. Oblig: Hello, I'm a Mac by kestasjk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mac- Hello I'm a Mac

    PC- And I'm a PC

    Mac- Y'Know I can do a lot of fun stuff like arrange pictures and--

    PC- Err what's that huge lump growing out of your side? And why are your clothes covered with yellow stains?

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    // MD_Update(&m,buf,j);