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Cell Users As Bad As Drunk Drivers

An anonymous reader writes "News.com reports on a cell-phone use study which confirms that talking on your cell is as bad as being drunk, when it comes to driving skill. The researchers studied 40 volunteers in a driving simulator." From the article: "[The subjects were observed] while undistracted, using a handheld cell phone, using a hands-free cell phone and while intoxicated to a 0.08 percent blood-alcohol level--the average legal level of impairment in the United States--after drinking vodka and orange juice. Three study participants rear-ended the simulated car in front of them. All were talking on cell phones and none was drunk, the researchers said."

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  1. forget cells... by torrents · · Score: 5, Funny

    how about the idiots trying to use wireless email behind the wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  2. I'm Not Drunk by neonprimetime · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just like many people who have been drinking, the cell phone users did not believe themselves to be affected, the researchers found.

    Honestly officer ... I wasn't really talking on the phone ... I just hold it by my head to keep warm.

  3. Things that make you go "Hmm.." by MImeKillEr · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about drunk drivers who are also on their cellphones?

    Hmm..

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  4. Hot Damn! by fobbman · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean I might have a chance with the hot babe at the party whose sober but chatting on her cell phone?

  5. Re:The usual response by Carnildo · · Score: 5, Funny
    "But I can put my phone down, I can't stop being drunk." Except that people don't put the phone down, they crash.


    Exactly. I got rear-ended at two consecutive red lights once, by the same cell-phone-impaired driver. Fortunately, the only damage was a matched set of trailer-hitch prints in his front license plate.
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  6. And when you combine all three... by MyOtherUIDis3digits · · Score: 3, Funny

    you are really asking for trouble!

    "Yeah, babe, I've been thinking about you"
    "Noooo, I haven't been drinking! I'm close to your place, can I come over? I miss you..."


    Never ends well.

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  7. Re:Incomplete study... by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Funny
    I would like to see a few more test groups added to this. How about the average pot smoking teenager, the girl putting makeup on, and my personal favorite that I saw recently... a woman brushing her teeth!


    Also, I want to see a study of how much reading while driving impairs your ability. I want to know how much more dangerous I make my drive home, so I can calculate if the probable time savings are likely worth it... :)
  8. Re:Incomplete study... by fobbman · · Score: 4, Funny

    They can't find enough pot-smoking teens with the motivation to get off of the couch, let alone actually DRIVE somewhere.

  9. Re:The usual response by lgw · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know what they say ... people in cars produce accidents, accidents in cars produce people.

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