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U.S. Soldiers Recipients of Newest Prosthetic Technologies
plaastik writes "The next generation of naturalistic and touch-sensitive artificial limbs are being worn by U.S. Soldiers. Instead of the old velcro strap and cup these new models are fused directly to the bone and are controlled by controlled by the wearer's brain. From the article: 'Future prosthetic arms will fuse to existing bone, eliminating the need for awkward attachment systems. These more naturalistic limbs will use bionic nerves attached to natural nerves to send and receive signals from the brain. Chips embedded in the user's brain will help command artificial-muscle-activated, touch-sensitive, fully articulating hands.'"
Doctor, will I be able to play the violin after this operation?
Yes. I expect so.
That's amazing. I couldn't play at all, before.
"Chips embedded in the user's brain will help command artificial-muscle-activated, touch-sensitive, fully articulating hands."
Hope they get the programming right on those chips!
Hey doc, sometimes when I'm typing with these artificial hands, I seem to get stuck in a loop! Is it true these are controlled by controlled by controlled by...
Maybe they should also embed a usb socket into the back of the user's head to allow firmware upgrades.
Thank you, I'll be here until Wednesday. Please tip your waitress.
and are controlled by controlled by the wearer's brain
Well, looks like the editors need prosthetic brains...
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The soldiers get exciting new limbs instead of the boring old ones they had before.
The Iraqis get killed and get to get their country destroyed.
And we the taxpayers get to piss away a trillion dollars. Did you need that money? You would have just wasted it selfishly on yourself!
I guess the only people who lose are Halliburton because they actually have to do some work. No wonder they mark up all their services 100%, who can blame them? What patriots!
But they may be folding paper cranes. /GitS anyone?
1st avoid pointless wars, the obvious best solution.
How dare you imply that our Iraqi Liberation was a pointless effort?
Remember, that in Iraq we fought for Freedom (trying to liberate our oil trapped under terrorists' sand).
Report to the nearest Democracy Camp for reeducation.
Obama likes poor people so much, he wants to make more of them.
It's that Otto Octavius I blame. If he'd stop knocking over banks, and work to raise awareness of the potential benefits of his research, the cybernetics field would be a lot further forward, I feel.
There may be benefits to complete prosthetic bodies which have capabilities superior to flesh and blood
Are you sure you're not just a Cybus Industries shill? John Lumic's full body prosthesis process may look impressive, but there are a few bugs in the system I'd want to see addressed before I got myself upgraded. Although his airships are pretty cool.
As for concerns to losing your humanity, it's not who you are inside, but what you do that counts.
Never mind the loss of individuality, I'm waiting for a design that can withstand a little man stepping out of a blue box with a flashing light on top. Until he gets that problem licked, I really can't see any future for the design.
Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton!