Smart Mob in China for Retailer Discount
taweili writes "The Economist has a story about Tuangou in China. Tuangou, roughly translated into group purchasing, is basically a smart mob who arrange the meet up over the internet and show up at a retailer at a specific time and use their number to negotiate a discount with the retailer. In the story, a Tuangou group of 500 show up in Gomei (largest home electronic retailer in China) at 4pm on June 16th and negotiate a 10 ~ 30% discount for the group. Gomei not only closed the door to the normal customers but also prepared goody bags for these Tuangou shoppers. Now, that's Power to the People!"
You already have a mob handy, so you just burn the shop down and loot what you wanted...
Who wants to mob up on an NYC Apple store to see if they're give us a massive discount? Please leave stones at home since we don't want to break the glass house.
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So, this capitalist lackey and his bourgeoisie imperialist masters walk into this bar looking to oppress the proletariat, see, and there's a frog on this one guy's head, see? And the bartender says, "Hey...what the heck is THAT?!" And the frog replies, "Well, it started as a wart on my ass..."
--Comrade Henny Youngman
I buy very few things. My appartment has one bed...
Wait til you have a spouse, kids, and a house.
The kids will completely take over the upstairs, your loving spouse will dominate the downstairs, and you, the patriarch of your little clan, will be relegated to the garage. Where 1/2 of the available space will be taken up with kid stuff.
At a gas station! Duh!
Haida Manga
I don't know how well that would work. Remember, the golden rule is pillage, then burn.