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FBI Foils Attack by Monitoring Chat Rooms

An anonymous reader writes "A planned terrorist attack on New York City was reportedly foiled by FBI agents who monitored chat rooms frequented by extremists. Lebanese authorities captured an Al Qaeda member who confessed to the plot, and stated that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi had pledged financial and other support for the operation. Although the planning for the operation was not far along, according to U.S. officials, they had already been monitoring the plot for a year." From the article: "A government official with knowledge of the investigation said the alleged plot did focus on New York's transport system, but did not target the Holland Tunnel. New York senator Charles Schumer said: 'This is one instance where intelligence was on top of its game and discovered the plot when it was just in the talking phase.' The Holland Tunnel is protected not just by bedrock, but also by concrete and cast-iron steel. One counter-terrorism source told the Daily News it was doubtful a plot to blow it up would be feasible, saying huge amounts of explosives and a detailed knowledge of blast effect would be necessary."

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  1. Where? by JavaLord · · Score: 5, Funny

    What chat rooms do they hang out in? #osama or something?

    1. Re:Where? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1, Funny
      No, it was #burka-burka

      Team America... , FUCK YEAH!
      Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah!

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    2. Re:Where? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > What chat rooms do they hang out in? #osama or something?

      *s4dd4m has left the game*
      george: PWN3D!
      rlijunopeece: o rly george were stil gonna pwn u again
      o54m4: ya how?
      rlijunopeece: blow up ur tunnel n flood u like n00b orleans
      054m4: d00d ur plan sux nycs above sea level
      abdul: up urs n00b
      *kimjongillin* has joined the game kimjongillin: NUKES! I GOT NUKES!
      amacannapronounceit: d00d gimme some plz! benn workin on em 4 so long got so much cash just gimme one plz plz plz?
      kimjongillin: ok ok d00d lemme test em 1st
      *flowersbyirene* has joined the game
      flowersbyirene: d00d i can help u get nukes frm kimmy just paypal me ill set it up
      ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!

    3. Re:Where? by conJunk · · Score: 2, Funny

      george: I put on my robe and wizard hat

  2. Read all about it by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    One counter-terrorism source told the Daily News it was doubtful a plot to blow it up would be feasible, saying huge amounts of explosives and a detailed knowledge of blast effect would be necessary."

    Not to worry, the New York Times will be publishing a how-to guide next week complete with tunnel schematics and rates of expansion for various explosives.

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  3. Re:Here's the log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    bloodaxe> I put on my robe and Arab hat.

  4. honestly... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... if terrorists were to blow up all the roads and bridges in New York City, they'd be doing everybody a favor.

    Have you ever actually tried driving on them?

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    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    1. Re:honestly... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Funny
      if terrorists were to blow up all the roads and bridges in New York City, they'd be doing everybody a favor.
      Not to mention that they'd do it for less that it'd cost to pay the Union guys.

      Wanted: Terrorists with expertise in explosives & road demolition work. Pay will be half of the prevailing union wages. Benefits include: A first class plane ticket to/from your country of origin, free housing in a former prison converted to a 3-star hotel, and round the clock VIP police escort.
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  5. Bridges and Tunnels by Lev13than · · Score: 4, Funny

    One counter-terrorism source told the Daily News it was doubtful a plot to blow it up would be feasible, saying huge amounts of explosives and a detailed knowledge of blast effect would be necessary.

    Maybe the terrorists just need toAsk a Navy SEAL:

    Dear Navy SEAL,
    I am a happily married man with a warm and loving wife who is also my best friend. We've been together for 17 years and couldn't be happier. But lately she says she wants separate beds. I'm reeling! We're barely in our 40s, and in my mind separate sleeping is for seniors. Am I making too much of this? Help!
    --Anxious In Andersonville

    Dear Anxious,
    Destroying a bridge might look easy in the movies, but remember: They're designed to withstand the immense shear-forces of wind and weather. Deploying an underwater M-32 satchel charge at the base of each load-bearing pylon looks like the answer, but it might not even shake a modern riveted steel highway or railroad bridge. Without delving into the complex language of the guerrilla combat engineer, the best advice I can give you is to forgo subtlety in favor of brute force: Put two satchel charges at each X-shaped trestle buck, and this should rob the bridge of any reinforcing strength and cause it to buckle nicely.

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  6. Re:Spying on you is good m'kay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I feel safer, don't you?

    I'd feel safer if you were in Guantanamo.

  7. How it went down by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Funny

    New York senator Charles Schumer said: 'This is one instance where intelligence was on top of its game and discovered the plot when it was just in the talking phase.'

    <Lailaha> Dudez! WTF is that abu-ass-grab torture sh!tz?
    <Iqbal> Totally.
    <Lailaha> We should do something about it.
    <Iqbal> Yeah, like blow something up
    <Lailaha> No wayz, that's so 911.
    <Iqbal> Ok, get this - we flood the new york subway!
    <Lailaha> My uncle's 3rd wife's brother's couzin is zawqari's best bud, he could hook us up!
    <Iqbal> Isn't he dead?
    <Lailaha> Nah, that's just the cover story. He's hiding out with 20 virgins, practicing for the big day!
    <Iqbal> That's sooo cool, I wish I had 20 virgins.
    <Lailaha> Yah, me twoz
    <Iqbal> Hey, wtf, someone is banging on my door.
    <Iqbal> BRB

    <Lailaha> ?? u there ??

    <Lailaha> I gotz school, culaterz

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  8. Paranoia alert by Medievalist · · Score: 5, Funny


    Whenever I hear something like this, I immediately think "What are they trying to distract me from now?"

    Did Bush's daughters invade Namibia or something?

  9. nope, #0 by bigtrike · · Score: 2, Funny

    The feds had one hell of time joining it, however

  10. Bash by christian.elliott · · Score: 5, Funny
    Reminds me of this Bash.org quote.

    Stormrider> I should bomb something

    Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats

    Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me

    Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.

    *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe

    FBI> We saw it anyway.

    *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

  11. Re:Blowing up a tunnel is hard work by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

    All that would happen (God forbid) if anyone tried to blow up a tunnel would be to cripple the traffic in Manhattan (which pretty bad as is) but it would take a lot of explosives to actually destroy a tunnel from within if it's a tube.

    Screw the tunnel - just take out the roadbed. Let's see all those tards in H2s try and negotiate a 2 foot crater - comedy gold!

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