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Air Marshals Place Innocents on Secret Watch List

An anonymous reader writes "The Denver Channel 7 News reports that federal air marshals are operating under a quota for reporting a minimum number of suspicious travelers which is resulting in innocent people being placed on a secret government watch list. From the article: 'These unknowing passengers who are doing nothing wrong are landing in a secret government document called a Surveillance Detection Report, or SDR.'"

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  1. No wonder by MECC · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was posted anonymously...

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  2. Good thing.. by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good thing I'm too broke to fly.

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  3. Obvious solution.... by MagicDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    The marshalls should just put everyone under the age of 5 on the "no fly" list. Marshall's meet their quota, and the flight is much more enjoyable for everyone else. Everybody wins.

    1. Re:Obvious solution.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Won't somebody think of the terrorist children?

  4. From the Marshall's Journal by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just got my ass chewed out for being under quota. Gotta keep my eyes open. But look ,over there, by the window. That frail old lady kind of looks suspicious to me. Got kind of an evil look about her. And what's that in her hands? OMG - Holy crap - knitting needles!! Quick, take her down she might just be trying to knit....

    (wait for it)


    AN AFGHAN!

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  5. oblig. 1984 reference by cvd6262 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Innocent passengers are being entered into an international intelligence database as suspicious persons, acting in a suspicious manner on an aircraft ... and they did nothing wrong," said one federal air marshal.

    2006.07.25 DenverChannel malsaid "unorthodox" as "suspicious". rectify.

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  6. Wrong focus by Kesch · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think these guys are spending too much time looking for possible terrorists and not enough time on the real threats.

    Like snakes.

    What I'm really scared of is mothaf*cking snakes on mothaf*cking planes!

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