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Tomorrow is System Administrator Day 2006
ferrgle writes with a reminder of the annual observation of Sysadmin Day. "This celebration's aim is to acknowledge the tireless effort that sysadmins perform every day of the year. It is celebrated on the last Friday of July and more info can be read at sysadminday.com This year there is also a dedicated site for sys admins who are Welsh or who live in Wales (it can be found at sysadminday.org.uk). We hope that all sys admins have a nice day on Friday and get a little less hassle than normal."
Now get back to work, damnit. My email is down again.
Sincerely,
the CEO
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
In order to show how underappreciated they are, I think sysadmins should just go party instead of coming into the office on Friday. When thousands of dollars go missing and the building burns to the ground, they won't be to blame (and Milton will get away again).
Information wants a fueled airplane waiting at the hangar and no one gets hurt.
Some SysAdmin at /. is probably just upset and hacked this story onto the front page.
I'll believe it when my SysAdmin comes complaining on monday that we forgot about SysAdmin Day. And even then, I won't believe it.
Think this'll make any difference if I put a notice on my door? Of course, that assumes people come to see me, rather than summoning me to their desks.
Argh.
Yes, it's going to be a S.A.D. day for the rest of us.
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You know you are important when you have to remind everyone that tomorrow is your day.
So what would make a good gift for a well deserving system admin? Funny or serious ideas are welcome.
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(Nick, I know you read
...no one will be at work to thank their Sysadmin, unless they've brought their laptop to the beach and are logged on remotely. Summer hours, people! And mind you, most Sysadmins never see the light of day, so you'd never find them at the beach.
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Oh, I LOVE System Administrator Day! First, I make my way through a bouquet of brightly-colored balloons to my desk, where there's a pot of orchids waiting for me. I open the card and I'm pleasantly surprised to find FOUR Tigers tickets; it was only two last year.
At lunch, they take me to the best place in town. "On us," they say. "Have the prime rib, and don't worry about having a couple glasses of wine. Gina in Human Resources is handling the server today." When we get back to the office, there's a mariachi band and talk of a stripper. "Nothing's getting done today!" exclaims the boss as he whips out a beer-stained toga.
After the cake, it's all, "Hey, Chysn, why don't you cut out early today? And leave your pager with Gina."
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Don't hire a sys admin right out of school and hope he'll "grow" into the job.
On monday I sent out an email to people I know who work in the industry and who might appreciate celebrating tomorrow. I even talked to my supervisors and while they all agreed it would be nice to celebrate, those higher up the food chain, not to mention the users, would not appreciate giving us a small token of appreciation.
Unfortunately we're not in a position to muck with the system such as putting on special logon scripts or delaying taking care of issues so for us it's just another friday. *sigh*
At least I, and a few others, get free pizza for doing some other work last month so I'll take what I can get.
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Remember - help your sysadmin out: download all updates from Microsoft, especially things like Window Genuine Assurance, IE7, and any antivirus programs - some of which will show up when you browse certain web sites.
It will make your sysadmin's life much easier if he doesn't have to do these downloads for you - so don't bother asking them before you do the downloads; that just makes more work for them.
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It's server monkey day, and every geek is celebratin', YAY!!!
I rarely if ever see the sys admins here at work... I'm moderately well-informed and handle most of the problems on my Windows, Linux, and ESX systems myself. But I am aware of the work that goes into keeping the network running and everything humming along.
So, from one of those "customers" you never talk to, a sincere thanks for your often unsung efforts.
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At my last place, I managed 3 SAs. I picked up a big tub from Walmart and filled it with snacks from BJs. I bought the big box of assorted candy bars, the big box of assorted chips, popcorn, nuts, etc. Needless to say this was well received and lasted several months. The fact that it lasted months was the plan. I could have bought them lunch, but it would have been gone and forgotten in a week.
We actually had to store it in the computer room for safe keeping.
Josh
Same for valentine's day or mother's day.
My kids asked me one Mother's day, "Hey, how come there's no Kids Day?". Answer: "Because every other friggen day of the year is kids day."
Sad to say, there a plenty of people out there who tend to treat people who are important or do important things to them like they are furniture. With kids, of course, it's natural, and it's your fault if you don't train 'em out of it.
But it doesn't hurt to be forced to at least fake appreciation for those people once and a while. I view it kind of like putting a paraplegic on a machine that works and stretches his leg muscles. Maybe if science finds a cure for his condition, then his unused muscles won't be atrophied past any hope of recovery.
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That we can have sex tomorrow?
Wait, I forget. This is Slashdot. :-P
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Last year I got this conversation.
Boss: When you first started here spam dropped to almost nothing, downtime was determined by the building having power, and you added several services that helped everyone become more productive.
Me: Thanks man.
Boss: But, what happened this year?
Me: What do you mean?
Boss: I never see you do anything. What have you done this year?
Me: How much spam do you get each day?
Boss: One maybe two.
Me: How many times has someone been unable to get their email?
Boss: I think so in so had trouble when he was in Dunabi.
Me: Once?
Boss: Sounds right.
Me: Are there services that you want but we don't have?
Boss: I don't know. What else is out there?
Me: -shrug- So this year you have hardly no spam, your never down, you have all the tools you can think of needing?
Boss: -untrusting look- Your being sarcastic aren't you.
Me: -looks at his watch- Well, see you Monday.
Having to work for a living is the root of all evil.
Get in early and set every users home page to http://www.sysadminday.com/
It went over great at the last place I worked, right before they fired me.
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