Slashdot Mirror


Largest Object in the Universe Discovered

prostoalex writes "Quick, think of the largest object you can imagine. Whatever your imagination delivered it probably wasn't an 'enormous amoeba-like structure 200 light-years wide and made up of galaxies and large bubbles of gas,' a newly found object, as USA Today reports."

8 of 274 comments (clear)

  1. Gee, Captain... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like we've got the Immunity Syndrome.

    --
    Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
  2. No way by Eightyford · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's even bigger than Bono's ego!

    1. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      Steve Balmer's ego doesn't even compare with the size of his internal void.

      ballmer.c: error: invalid application of `sizeof' to a void type

      Wow, it really doesn't compare! (I'm so sorry...)

  3. We're doomed by lysergic.acid · · Score: 5, Funny
    They're here already...
    The filaments were recently seen using the Subaru and Keck telescopes on Mauna Kea.
    Atleast they seem more interested in using our high-powered telescopes than enslaving mankind.
  4. An enormous amoeba-like structure... by ptelligence · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stuck to the lens of the telescope.

  5. Space is big by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Space is big - really big - you just won't believe how vastly, hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. You may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."--Douglas Adams

  6. Re:That's 200 Million, not 200 Light Years by roseblood · · Score: 4, Funny

    Up to 200Million from 200? That's BLOATWARE if I've ever seen it.

    Microsoft OS used to work on a 8Mhz machine and now will require a 4Ghz machine(4000Mhz) to run well(MS Vista.) That's only a 500x increase. The 1,000,000 time increase here makes that look like a drop in the bucket!

    The universe making MS look good! Gotta love it.

    --
    There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
  7. Fixed... by Hosiah · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Largest Object in the Universe discovered."


    Whoops, sorry. Forgot to zip up...