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Cheyenne Mountain Shutting Down

WilliamSChips writes "The United States military has announced that they are shutting down the facility at Cheyenne Mountain, home to the high-tech NORAD which tracks every object in the sky. NORAD's operations will be moved to the nearby Peterson Air Force base. The mountain facility is being placed on standby in case they need it again." From the article: "The Cheyenne Mountain center, at the eastern foot of the Rockies near the base of Pikes Peak, was constructed underground in the mid-1960s. Fearing nuclear attacks at the time, the United States built sites such as the Cheyenne Mountain complex. The Navy prepared a floating White House aboard the communications cruiser USS Northampton, in case the president needed to be evacuated from U.S. soil. Another protective bunker was created near White Sulphur Springs, W.Va., for members of Congress."

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  1. Auction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's put it up for auction! This would be a really cool geek house. It would be even better than living in an old missile silo!

  2. Santa by RealSurreal · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they're taking the Santa tracking equipment with them!

  3. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    Na, its being outsourced. Apparently Afghanistan has some cheap and currently vacant mountain complexes and staff with low salary expectations.

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  4. Telephone number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will WOPR have the same phone number if it's moved too?

  5. Would you like to play a game? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe now we can take time out to port Linux to the WOPR. How about a nice game of GnuChess?

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  6. Oh, crap. by T-Ranger · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like Ill have to find a new place to play bridge, poker, checkers, tic-tac-toe, chess, and global thermonuclear war.

  7. SkyNet online by tprox · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're clearing it out so when Skynet goes online, John Connor will have somewhere to go and lead the rest of us to victory.

  8. Re:Where will Samantha Carter be posted next? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Funny

    Samantha Carter: Was I naked?(in McKay's hallucination)
    Rodney McKay: Partially.

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  9. Yes. It's Certainly Closing ;) by jonathansizz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yep. No doubt about it; it's closing down alright *wink*

    It's now out of action - nothing going on in there anymore *smirk*

    Things sure will be different now that Cheyenne Mountain is ceasing all operations *nudge*

  10. Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, even their broom closets are cool !!

  11. Re:It's not sarcasm? Whoa... by Harodotus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Um, I actually thought the question about "what is the Stargate?" was sarcasm.

    Looking at the responses, I'm actually supprised that wasn't the case.

    I'll throw in my sarcastic explanation of Stargate anyways:
    Stargate is where the writers thought, "Hey lets grab the aging McGuyver, give him machine guns and have him fight Aliens throughout the Galaxy. We can team him up with a buxom science babe (doing a military version of the sexy librarian thing), a Stoic warrior guy like Worf (but with fewer head ridges) and a Indiana Jones type academic guy (but more know-it-all). The whole thing can be done with an ancient Egyptian theme with cool pyramids and crystals and stuff. We can make it all work by using a lesser known gaming system like Tri-Tac's Fringeworthy Roleplaying game. We can do a film, maybe even a series or two, with lots of explosions and special effects stuff, it'll be really cool".

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  12. Re:Oblig SG-1 by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 4, Funny

    It seems the Goa'uld are big on apostrophes

    Those people who stick an apostrophe on every word that ends with "s" are probably Goa'uld sympathizers. Better kill them just be sure.

  13. Re:What they actually mean is.. by SirTalon42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Cheyenne Mountain complex was never secret. They didn't use security through obscurity, they used security by freaking mountain shield.

  14. Almost right... by alienmole · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you mean Global ThermoGNU/clear War.

  15. Re:Auction? by soren42 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I've always wanted a stargate or *gasp* even better... a Puddle jumper!

    Ummm... excuse me, they're called "Gateships". You know, a "ship" that goes through the "gate".

    (I can't believe I just burned karma on an obscure Rodney McKay reference...)
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