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Symantec Labels Vicars' Software as Spyware

ukhackster writes "The curse of Norton Antivirus has struck again. This time, Britain's vicars have been hit. Norton mistook a legitimate file for a piece of spyware, and those who followed the instructions found that their sermon-writing application no longer worked. Norton was once an essential application. Is it turning into a joke?"

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  1. turning into? by Phil246 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think you're a bit behind the times mate.
    Its been a joke for quite a while now.

  2. Really? by codeshack · · Score: 5, Funny

    A sermon-writing application? Word doesn't have a Insert->Scripture option?

    1. Re:Really? by Jtheletter · · Score: 5, Funny

      A sermon-writing application? Word doesn't have a Insert->Scripture option?

      I heard they tried to add that feature once but blood started pouring out of the PC speakers and all the text kept getting rewritten in demonic sanskrit. Apparently some incompatibility between the word of God and a Pure Evil OS. Works just fine in OpenOffice though! ;)

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  3. Re:well... yes? by rizzo420 · · Score: 5, Informative

    norton is a bigger joke than the others though. i do tech support for students for a living (ok, more than just students, but i am more hands on with them). i have found in my experience that norton misses a lot of viruses mcafee picks up and mcafee tends to do the better job of the 2. mcafee also seems a bit lighter on resources and doesn't stick its nose everywhere. i can't tell you how many mucked up network stacks i've seen because of norton's personal firewall program. once it's uninstalled the networking magically works. go figure. even disabling it does nothing.

    so yes, norton is a joke and i would not recommend anyone purchase anything from symantec until they get their act together.

    that being said, this is simply a mistake. it happens. mcafee had one that detected excel.exe as a virus.

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  4. once an essential application? by yagu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    An anecdotal Norton lifetime experience:

    At one time I considered Norton an essential application/utility because I couldn't explain sufficiently to new computer owners why Norton (and McAffee, etc.) were unnecessary, evil, and just wrong for them. So, I'd always get their credit card number, hold my nose, and ante up their money for their peace of mind.

    But after years of being called back and finding computer disarray on these "happy" users caused directly or indirectly by the intrusive "anti-virus" software suites such as Norton, I've switched tactics and now the very first thing I do when working on others' computer (with their permission of course) is uninstall any of the mainstream virus protection programs, download AVG free version and am done with it.

    I've found since taking this approach virtually no call backs where any problems were created by AVG, with much happier friends and family who have at the same time saved themselves a couple of bucks.

    Once an essential application Norton? Only in as much as Norton had been able to (and continues to) convince the world they are essential, not a hard task in the FUD universe that is Windows.

  5. Best line of the article by Stonent1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Usually it takes a lot to get a clergyman upset, but we have had a fair few on the phone. There's been no talk of smiting yet, but we'll wait and see," Green added.

    I love the Brits.

  6. Re:sounds like it's doing a pretty good job to me. by bunions · · Score: 5, Funny

    Norton ClergyBlocker 2006 Pro Edition.

    I'd buy two copies.

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  7. PlatePal by krell · · Score: 5, Funny

    They take donations through the PlatePal (tm) church offering cash collection service.

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  8. fire me! fire meeeeeeee!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I work for Symantec. I'm typing this on a Symantec computer. From a Symantec network. In the office. Surrounded by thought-deprived Symantedroids with little yellow swirlies tatooed on their foreheads.

    So listen very closely:

    Norton is shit. Shitty software shittily implemented on a shitty operating system. It used to be kind of kewl, but now it's a shit interface, with shit performance, and shit virus definitions that cost a shitload of money to update. Implemented on a shitbag platform because its missing some basic shit in the process controls. So we piled more shit on top of the shit that was already there, so now the shit attack surface still smells like shit, only it's bigger. The underlying pile of shit keeps getting bigger because Microsoft is apparently drilling and pumping to recycle old shit, so we have to keep making our pile of shit bigger to cover it, only some of the old shit keeps poking through. And our shit is updated only when the shit hits the fan. No one even knows their way around the pile of shit anymore because it's become an immense mountain of shit with rolling hills of shit versions, rivers of shit updates, shit swamps of shitty support and peaks of horseshit management tools that allow people to pretend that they understand all this shit.

    Buy a Mac. Patch the OS. And don't install shitty antivirus software.