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Microsoft Invites Black Hats into Vista

gtzpower writes "Microsoft is inviting hackers to 'Take Your Best Shot' at Vista. 'You need to touch it, feel it,' Andrew Cushman, Microsoft's director of security outreach, said during a talk at the Black Hat computer-security conference. 'We're here to show our work.'" From the article: "A security team with oversight of every Microsoft product — from its Xbox video game console to its Word program for creating documents — has broad authority to block shipments until they pass security tests. The company also hosts two internal conferences a year so some of the world's top security experts can share the latest research on computer attacks." Essentially a tie-in with an article we discussed yesterday.

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  1. why invite the black hats in? by ed.han · · Score: 5, Funny

    aren't they already freaking there?!

    ed

    1. Re:why invite the black hats in? by soulshinejam · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just got pwned.

    2. Re:why invite the black hats in? by Si · · Score: 5, Funny

      What else does this guy have to do to wash the blood from his hands?

      Give the money back.

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    3. Re:why invite the black hats in? by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 4, Funny

      "That man's been served so hard, he may never walk again."

  2. Trap? by mrxak · · Score: 4, Funny

    It could be a trap, you know. Bring in the black hats, and then brainwash them en masse so they don't want to use computers anymore but still buy many copies of MS products. No more security problems!

    1. Re:Trap? by thelost · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is a trap. They have a suicide booth in there, with Vista logo's printed all over it. The last thing you ever hear before dying a horrible bloody death is the Windows Vista Chime.

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    2. Re:Trap? by soft_guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Isn't that what all versions of Windows have always been?

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    3. Re:Trap? by kinnell · · Score: 5, Funny
      The last thing you ever hear before dying a horrible bloody death is the Windows Vista Chime.

      ...and the last thing you see is a clippy saying "You look like you are about to die a horrible and bloody death. Would you like some help with that?"

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  3. How it plays out by MrSquirrel · · Score: 5, Funny

    ------------Now-----------
    MS: "Have it Vista, hackers -- see if you can find any exploits"
    BHs: *they go to it* "Nope, we don't have any security holes to report to you, it looks like Vista is impenetrable."

    ------------Vista is released-----------
    MS: "What the heck? How can there be over twelve-thousand viruses for Vista on the day it's released?!"
    BHs: "All your Vistas are belong to us! Thanks for your help Microsoft!"

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  4. 'You need to touch it, feel it,' by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Now Vista, can you show us on this doll where the hacker touched you?

    "Let the record show that the victim pointed to the KERNEL!"

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  5. Security team? by Drathos · · Score: 4, Funny
    "A security team with oversight of every Microsoft product from its Xbox video game console to its Word program for creating documents has broad authority to block shipments until they pass security tests."

    So.. Have they been on a 10 year vacation or something?
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    1. Re:Security team? by boyfaceddog · · Score: 4, Funny

      They? Vacation? I'm pretty sure the "team" consists of a dog tied to the "testing PC" and trained to bite anyone who approches.

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