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The UK's Total Surveillance

Budenny writes "The Register has a story in its ongoing coverage of the UK ID Card story. This one suggests, with links to a weekend news story, that the Prime Minister in waiting has bought the idea that all electronic transactions in the UK should be linked to a central government/police database. Every cash withdrawal, every credit card purchase, ever loyalty card use ... And that data should flow back from the police database to (eg) a loyalty card use. So, for example, not only would the government know what books you were buying, but the bookstore would also know if you had an outstanding speeding ticket!"

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  1. What a benefit for consumers! by ShaunC · · Score: 2, Funny
    So, for example, not only would the government know what books you were buying, but the bookstore would also know if you had an outstanding speeding ticket!
    Sweet! Now they'll be able to suggest a discount if I buy a copy of "Traffic Court for Dummies!"
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    1. Re:What a benefit for consumers! by Bravoc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Offenders who were arrested for Drunk Driving also purchased:

      • "Divorce for Dummies"
      • "The Playboy Bartender's Guide"
      • "Home Autobody Repair"

      Shall I add these to your cart?

  2. Just imagine by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this database could be linked to myspace!!

    I'll never have to write my own boring blogs ever again, this could do it for me!

    11am bought donuts at krispy kreme

    11:15 incurred speeding fine on South eastern freeway

    11:30 purchased petrol

    1. Re:Just imagine by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

      You never know it might happen - AOL could make a tender for managing this DB.

      17556639 how to kill your wife
      17556639 how to kill your wife
      17556639 wife killer
      17556639 how to kill a wife
      17556639, B&Q Stores, 59.99, Hammer action Drill
      17556639, B&Q Stores, 7.99, overalls
      17556639, B&Q Stores, 3.99, tarp
      17556639, B&Q Stores, 8.99, Large plastic bags
      17556639 poop

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  3. Re:Welcome to the world of.. 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh the irony...promoting George Orwell using a system that behaves exactly like the Ministry of Truth.

  4. Tuesday morning sarcasm by Valacosa · · Score: 4, Funny
    So, for example, not only would the government know what books you were buying, but the bookstore would also know if you had an outstanding speeding ticket!"
    and...
    And we ALL have many things to hide.
    What can I say? Information wants to be free.
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    1. Re:Tuesday morning sarcasm by pete6677 · · Score: 3, Funny

      SCOTUS? Is that a sexually transmitted disease or something?

    2. Re:Tuesday morning sarcasm by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

      SCOTUS? Is that a sexually transmitted disease or something?

      If that sounds bad, then you really don't want its evil cousin: POTUS.

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  5. Re:*gasp* by tehcyder · · Score: 5, Funny
    If the patron is drunk, the barman should call the patron a cab no matter what the patron's legal record says.
    DRUNK: Can you call me a cab.

    BARMAN: You're a cab.
    DRUNK: The old ones are the best. Hic!

    DRUNK FALLS OFF BAR STOOL.

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  6. Re:*gasp* by Kaa · · Score: 4, Funny

    If anything, this would be one of the few possible benefits of such a system - the amount of tax you pay could be directly linked to your lifestyle, so people who smoke would pay more because they're probably going to make more use of the NHS than those who don't.

    Dear Mr.Smith,

    We have noticed from your grocery purchases that this month you did not buy proper amounts of vegetables from our approved Nutritional Excellence(tm) list. Instead you purchased some cakes which, you must realize, are bad for your health. Accordingly, we have no choice but to double your health insurance premiums.

    Sincerely yours

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    Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
  7. Respect authority as you would your Elder Sibling by TomRC · · Score: 2, Funny


    Your ID card protects your identity - keep it close!

    Smile! Our cameras are here to protect your privacy!

    The new limits on automotive traffic will ensure you get to your destination quicker!

    Friendly reminder from the Revenue Service - save all financial records - We Do!

    Please don't litter - remember: everything you throw away has your DNA on it, so we'll know!