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Has Steve Jobs Lost His Magic?

TimAbdulla writes to mention a Wired article wondering if Steve Jobs has lost his magic? The keynote yesterday, author Leander Kahney says, was the most uninspiring he's yet seen out of the usually charismatic man. Accompanied by other folks from within the company, Kahney wonders what lackluster showings like this will mean for the company after Jobs steps down. From the article: "Looking very thin, almost gaunt, Jobs used the 90-minute presentation to introduce a new desktop Mac and preview the next version of Apple's operating system, code-named Leopard. The sneak preview of Leopard was underwhelming. For what seemed an interminable time, Jobs and Co. showed off one yawn after another. There's no way I can get excited about virtual desktops or a new service that turns highlighted text into a 'to do' item. Oooo."

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  1. Translation by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want an iPhone! Gimme gimme gimme gimme now!!!!!

    1. Re:Translation by Panaflex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ohh, come now.. haven't you ever heard of iSue?

      *smirk*

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  2. It's obvious by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Steve isn't going to waste exciting things on Developers for pete's sake - he's saving the insta-boner stuff for the Consumers. Excite Developers too much and you end up with a music video of a sweaty fat guy, or Kai's Power Tools.

    I think we can all agree we don't want either.

  3. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by fohat · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must be new here?

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  4. Re:Wow! Not *THE* Leander Kahney! by DuncanE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man.. despite being totally correct you are gonna get modded six feet under, but I think I have a new fav slashdot quote ;-)

    "The whole article reads like a MySpace posting by a 14 year old girl disappointed by the first experience with her latest 40 year old beau."

  5. Re:WTF??? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nobody attending WWDC thought so.

    What?! You mean the unamed female reporter sitting next to Leander who wouldn't know Monty Python humor if it built a condominium in her arse cannot be considered a reliable barometer? The deuce you say!

  6. hold up, did you just... by westcoast+philly · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reference the Spice Girls?? what the hell?!

  7. Apple losts it pace. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Production is off pace for Apple. In their Mad Rush to move everything to Intel, including their OS (For production). A lot of resources were diverted to Redevelop their product line. Noramlly these changes are paced out much more slowly so you can get a Big thing every keynote. PowerBook/MacBook Pro, iBook/MacBook, MacMini, iMac, PowerMac/MacPro, XServe. Then a bunch of Ipod updates and a Major OS once a year/Year in a half. This normally happends in a 3 year cycle. With about 3 New OS happening (at each WWCD) and a new iPOD at MacWorld, Mixed with some new software from Apple and 3rd party companies...
    But 2006 Was a 2/3 of a year of Major Macs upgrades. That is a lot of work, and there was no supprise about it. Leapord needed to be set aside and the Demo is of a beta version that is not to be released for almost a year, they say it is Top Secrete, but in truth it is probably not at Keynote Presentation level yet. Most the application teams have been working to make all their apps Universal Binary. Not much time for massive exterior case redesign, new software, or Highly inovative stuff that can make the keynote great.
    I bet Apple is extreamly greatful that Long^H^H^H^HVista has been delayed so many times, It gave Apple a change to do a Major undertaking, and still come out ahead of Microsoft. With rumor sites giving more and more hype on what can come up with next, people are expecting apple to come up with the impossible. Heck I still want my holographic display iMac.

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  8. You mean, iLlness. by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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  9. Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!" by Phat_Tony · · Score: 4, Funny

    ice creame sundaes

    I know nobody likes grammar nazi's, but you misspelled "hot grits."

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  10. Re:It's all about the developers. by Dionysos+Taltos · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think the author is comparing Jobs to Balmer. Afterall, why can't Steve get fat, sweat, and scream "developers, developers, developers" to liven things up and remove the spector of death that the "gaunt" and "uninspiring" Steve Jobs is creating?

    ;)

  11. Re:It's all about the developers. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

    Developers Developers Developers Developers

    Woooo!!

    I love this company!

    </sweat>

    Chair.Throw()

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  12. Re:It's all about the developers. by rkrabath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your chair can throw its self?

    throw(chair);

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  13. Re:Poor Apple. by Frac · · Score: 5, Funny

    And for the extra $1000, I'll deal with the wires, thankyouverymuch.

    Really? You'll pay an extra $1000 for a Dell, AND deal with the messy wires?

    You must be a pretty smart guy.

  14. Jeez... by jpellino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve's finally delegating.
    Apple's showing the developers what matters to them.
    Run for your lives!

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  15. Re:WTF??? by lisaparratt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time machine in particular looks like star trek computers.

    Nonsense! Anyone who's watched Star Trek knows that you can't even copy data without wiping the source media clean, let alone keep a file history.

  16. RTFA? by JonTurner · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>Basically, I think the Wired article is doing a Dvorak, and inciting Mac users to go to the site. It's much ado about nothing.

    Not me! In proud /. tradition, I didn't bother to read the article and instead immediately jumped to a prior-held conclusion based on emotion. I sure showed them who's boss!

  17. Re:I dont get why should we get 'excited' by TheGreek · · Score: 3, Funny
    If you have your XP home CD, you should be able to install it, howerer. Run X:\VALUEADD\MSFT\NTBACKUP.msi where X:\ refers to your CD-ROM drive-letter.
    Excellent. That's a lot simpler and more intuitive than Apple's solution.

    Thank you.