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40 Percent of World of Warcraft Players Addicted
Heartless Gamer writes "MMORPGs and game addiction. If you're suffering from dry eyes, headaches, back aches, erratic sleep patterns, it may be more than just your average hangover: according to Dr. Maressa Orzack, you could be suffering from video and computer game addiction. A clinical psychologist, Orzack is founder and coordinator of Computer Addiction Services at McLean Hospital in Newton, Mass., and is also an assistant professor at Harvard Medical School. Computer Addiction Services is one of the few outpatient clinics in the U.S. that provides specific treatment for game addiction." but I'm feelings much better now.
...Just as long as it does't affect my raid schedule. I need that DKP, you know. And if Elementium Reinforced Bulwark drops while I'm not there, I'll be upset.
If you're suffering from dry eyes, headaches, back aches, erratic sleep patterns, it may be more than just your average hangover: according to Dr. Maressa Orzack, you could be suffering from video and computer game addiction.
/cast Abolish Disease
/dance
No problem.
"Doctor with vested interest makes sensational statement to support business model" shocker.
"I once counted to a million. Missed the entire Ford Administration. But I'm feeling much better now."
No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. - Cmdr. Susan Ivanova
TFA:
it's a cycle: people begin to spend too much time playing and their careers and personal relationships begin to deteriorate. Then they begin to withdraw more into the game because it's an escape from their real world problems.
RW: So what's the solution?
My solution: let nature take its course. In a few generations there will be no gamers left.
They have to be -- anyone who raids as much as they do has to be turning down sex.
I did plenty of other things in my other time, socialized, did work, went to classes, ate, slept, etc.
Is it just me or did anyone else notice that sex wasn't listed?
Pinky: "What are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?"
Brain: "I would tell you Pinky but this 120 char limi
Now, excuse me while I grind up the installation DVD and snort the powder like crack.
Current State: Pirates > Cowboys + Ninjas + Robots Yarrrr
Heck, I'm 24 and still don't want to go to family barbeques. What, it's my day off and you want me to drive for 2 hours so I can watch NASCAR and tell my relatives that yes indeed, I still work at the same place? Can't I just stay in bed?
Jeeesus, just find her a man, already. A 300lb trucker, who will whale the hell out of the kid on the one night a week that he stays over. You can find a suitable candidate by pretending to be a 13 year old Asian girl in #truckers-n-teens on IRC. Do we have to think of everything for you?
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
Pfffft! I have boobs, and I'm not even a girl!
"What is it about the human mind that enjoys those dreadful experiences once we grow up?"
Beer. At 14 you cannot drink.
I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time...
[Y]ou start taking away stuff. You ground him. Take away everything he owns (music, etc). If he's still out of control, you take his room door off his hinges so he has no privacy.
...dad?