Slashdot Mirror
Charter Flight Websites / Services?
X86Daddy asks: "TSA's latest announcement banning all fluids (toothpaste even) from carry-on luggage is the icing on a very sour cake. Many passengers are growing tired of the invasive security screenings, the increasing prices, lost and stolen luggage, and the decreasing quality of service with commercial flights in the United States. However, given the geographical size of this country and the lack of rail options, flight remains the only practical method of travel for most destinations. Can anyone suggest alternative flight services? Are there websites that connect Cessna or other small scale air charter services with interested passengers? I've found CharterX and CharterHub but they seem more geared toward executives looking for jets. Does anyone have experience traveling this way? Is the price point a lot higher, making this a dumb idea (just resign myself to buying toiletries at every destination and prepare for the mandatory anal probes in '07)?"
Gnaa, Nigeria
We at the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) would like to wish you seasons greetings on this most glorious day.
As we reach the third anniversary of the momentous destruction of two large ugly buildings by the highly trained agents of mossad (Israels notorious anti-gentile secret service), and the war against sandniggers everywhere that ensued, we have entered into what is widely recognised as a golden age of trolling. This could not have been possible without the assistance of YOU!
Without the glorious genocidal activites of hooknosed Jews, the gulliblity of pinko Slashbots soaking up whatever Michael Moore shits out, the whining of eurotrash clinging to the tattered remnants of Socialism, and of course, without the poorly washed Muslims who, as we speak, continue their holy and righteous Jihad against the evils of the Israeli Bus Service. Without these people, without you people, our jobs would be so much more taxing, and far less rewarding.
As your family gathers around the Osama Tree to exchange your gifts of toy Boeings and charred Firemen, we at the GNAA hope that you can all get together in celebration. To pass down your memories of the shock, awe, and arousal you felt. To recall your joy as your anti-Bush FUD was modded to +5, insightful. To remember your hilarious puns at the size of John Kerry's chin, and how they earned you +o in #politics. To giggle girlishly at how your crippling zergrush wowed all who viewed your rancidly coloured MIDI infested xanga blog.
But most importantly of all. The GNAA would also like to issue our fondest desire for world peace. And hold firm in our resolve that the bloodshed can only be resolved through the pacifying and unifying acts of male-on-male sodomy and fellatio, and through a peaceful male-only world. Can the leaders of the world put aside their differences once and for all and love their fellow man? Can we swap our rusty kalashnikovs for a warm meaty dong? Our explosive belts for exploding rectums? We can only hope.
Happy Holidays!
From The Gay Nigger Association of America
About WTC
The World Trade Center (WTC) was built in the 1960's by well-known drug-addicted architect Guy Niguere. On massive levels of barbiturates at the time, Niguere made many mistakes in the design of the building, but structurally and stylistically. This led to the towers easy destruction by the Israeli.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
In order to be fair, this ultimatum should be only *after* we have stopped our meddling in the Middle East. All troops should first be unilaterally withdrawn and all aid to Israel should cease.
Disengagement combined with a harsh hand in case of further attacks is the only way that we can preserve our society and the sacred liberties upon which this country was founded.
-b.
Anyone who thinks Bush's war on terror (more accurately described as war OF terror) is a success need only look at what happened over the past several days. Fortunately the Bushies were given a heads up, so they could tip off their cronies (overlords??) as to invest in all those security-related stocks.......
And that terrorist stunt in the making - weren't we already tipped off to that by the Phillipine intelligence some years back??? NOT TOO MENTION, that trick has been shown on spy shows dating back to the '60s. Aren't those clowns in DHS paid big bucks to predict this stuff? Certainly shouldn't come as any big surprise, then...
Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members recently opened talks with sister organization Anti-Slash to discuss a strategic partnership. Spokessheman penisbird began talks this morning with THE UBERNIGGER, a top official in the Anti-Slash movement.
"We are confident the union of our two very powerful organizations will yield effective results in the battle against Slashdot," penisbird stated confidently at the press release. "Although we respect CmdrTaco for his remarkable scat eating and rectal dialation abilities, we must perservere and remain true to the cause, despite collateral damage. CmdrTaco, a long time closet support of the GNAA was not available for comment. However, Hemos, his gay lover said after wiping CmdrTaco's semen off his face told reporters that Slashdot would make every effort to out-fag the combined GNAA/Anti-Slash offensive. "If we can survive The Giver, we can survive these guys."
The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.
About Anti-Slash:
Anti-Slash is an organization consisting of homosexual muslims who are waging what they describe as a "jihad" against Slashdot until their demands are met, which include requring Slashdot to prominently display hello.jpg on every page.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
.________________________________________________.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
| _______
Join Tor today!
This was in yesterday's email:
I, for one, don't believe that a single 767 took out the WTC towers, especially considering that they were designed to sustain MULTIPLE 707 strikes. And don't get me started on the unexplained WTC7 collapse... Terrorists in the Feral Government, not "crazy arabs", are the real enemies of freedom today.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
www.teslabox.com
As a civil servant and a part of the system that protects you, I can answer. No, we don't fucking work for you. No civil servant works for you. We work independently for your benefit, funded by your legally mandated contribution to the organization that we call government. Just because you pay taxes doesn't mean that the government is in your direct employ.
It's not our job to convince you of anything. It's our job to protect you from you and other assholes who would seek to do you and the rest of us harm. It's by rule of majority - that means we keep everybody safe, and disregard the snippy rantings of part-time quarterbacks. In interests such as these, the safety of all outweighs the convenience of the one. Just as you think we're too dumb to protect you, we think you're too dumb to protect yourself.
Trust me, in that I don't like this any better than anyone else, but unless you've got some sort of magical solution that you're willing to offer up, then shut your suck. Either that, or we'll start a new line in the airport for select flights with no security just for you. We'll put out tons of publicity about them, and you won't have to show ID or anything. All you have to do is sign a waiver of liability for the operator/government and pay a $50 premium for added insurance costs. That work for you? How about we relocate your place of employ to the Sears Tower, or maybe the Capitol so you'll feel just as safe as those people will with those flights in the air?
By the way, a suckling woman is a baby girl. Perhaps you meant lactating.
"Want in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first." - My Dad
No, the attacks would continue. And continue. And continue.
We are the only remaining superpower as such we are expected to be the worlds guardian (we supply a ridiculous percentage of the UN forces), people expect us to throw them money (free food, free supplies), expect us to stay out of their country (conflicts with part one), and not patronize them (conflicts with part 2).
All pulling out of Israel will do is... oh nothing, because the Palestinians aren't attacking Israel because we're there, they are attacking Israel because it's Israel.
The middle east wants Israel NOT to exist.
The U.S. not existing would be icing on the cake.
Any other 'theories' or 'ideas' are delusional at best.
http://www.andrewsmcmeel.com/godsdebris/
Here's an idea. Racial profiling. It works. Really...
3cx.org - A truly bad website.
Well, we can be sure that we can kill that many. I'm not sure how the ranks would "swell" after we knocked em down hard. Real hard. Anyone been bothered by any fanataical Imperial Japanese lately? Yeah, didn't think so. Playing nice and playing war are 2 different things. One you teach to kids, and the other you teach to soldiers. You send soldiers halfway across the world to play nice for 2 years while the other guy is playing war, pay him what ammounts to $2 an hr and then your surprised when he feels that the people of the US didn't let him do his job?
Somewhere between the Peace Corps and the Marine Corps are the Firmly Nice Brigade. They are immensly popular with the indecisive, kinda patriotic middle of the road types, but unfortunatly, they have never won a battle as they have never beeen able to stand up their unicorn cavalry unit.
The Firmly Nice brigade are also popular with terrorists, especially thise from really rich arab nations like Saudi. See, their countries dont get invaded at all, since they are protected by the finest (US and UK) milataries in the world, so their children sleep calmly even while their dads dream of virgins while dozing off during their last flights here in the US.
Toss a coin, send the Peace Corps or the Marine Corps in, fully funded, and let them do whatever they want to convince a country that there are different ways of doing things. When one doesnt work, you'd better send the other. If you want to be sporting about it, let the country in question call it in the air.
Or, you can look at history, tally up all the countries that have been set right by Marines, Peace Corps and whatever else, and then be logical and let the numbers decide. We are nerds, right?
Besides, there's this thing you might've heard of called checked baggage that'll have no problem taking those kinds of things. If it's longer than a weekend trip, you're probably using it already. Hell, I've even shipped a case of beer that way (carefully packed, with each bottle bubble-wrapped) without problems, and I don't see that option going away anytime in the near future.
Then again, we can't let mere logic get in the way of the moonbats' BDS-afflicted rants, can we?
20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
Did I miss something? I thought I read about a small incident where a plane or two flew into a building in a city somewhere in the USA about 5 years ago? Yeah, that's right...it happened on September 11th, 2001. A few people died but it wasn't such a big deal as I remember it. Some posters here have helped me clear a few things up. 1. The President of the US was the person who ordered the planes to hit those building, Right? 2. Our friendly muslim brothers sent everyone in the US sympathy cards after this small event. 3. Oh, yeah..there were a few people who whined that the government didn't do enough to stop this small and insignificant event from happening but they did form a subcommittee to investigate why the US government allowed this little evnt to happen. 4. The radical muslim community is just misunderstood and they just need a little love and huggin. After this therapy, they will just go back to their home country and priase the god they love. 5. Santa Claus lives. The Easter Bunny is healthy. The Tooth Fairy gives out checks now too. 9-11 isn't President Bush's fault. Let's put the full fault of this crap right where it belongs...on the terrorists. Misplaced anger? Blaming the US for terrorism? Seems a little weird but maybe I see things differently. I tend to blame the people who kill other people. What about you? Guess not at /.
Your a fucking idiot. Get over yourself. I'll take a 2 hour wait in line with the inability to bring certain items in a carry on (just pack them and check them) over getting blown the fuck up What? Would you prefer the goverment just sit back and do nothing all the while knowing there is a real possibility that people are going to bring explosives in certain carry on items and try to bring down several planes? What the fuck is the goverment supposed to do?