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Voyager 1 Passes 100 AU from the Sun

An anonymous reader writes "Yesterday, Voyager 1 passed 100 astronomical units from the sun as it continues operating after nearly 30 years in space. That is about 15 billion kilometers or 9.3 billion miles as it travels about 1 million miles per day. Scientists still hope it will find the edge of the solar system and get into interstellar space."

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  1. Poor V-ger by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how long until it comes back carrying half the solar system with it looking for it's maker?

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    1. Re:Poor V-ger by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

      According to the movie, about another 200 years. Meanwhile, aliens with pointy years will be dropping by in another 50 years to find a restroom.

    2. Re:Poor V-ger by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder how long until it comes back carrying half the solar system with it looking for it's maker?

      Or gets to the end where the gorilla throws barrels at you.

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    3. Re:Poor V-ger by bestiarosa · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder how long until the NASA scientists will lose the recordings of the Voyager's data.

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  2. Remember "The Truman Show"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah.

  3. um... by XanC · · Score: 4, Funny

    While your post was nice, I wouldn't describe it as a "great blog post". Or did you miss a link? :-)

  4. Re:Can we still ping it? by Ex+Machina · · Score: 4, Funny
    100 Astronomical Units = 831.675359 light minutes


    I think that exceeds the maximum RTT for TCP.

  5. Batteries not included...... by SQLGuru · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Voyagers owe their longevity to their nuclear power sources, called radioisotope thermoelectric generators, provided by the Department of Energy


    30 years without changing the batteries *AND* 30 years without exploding. Can I get one of those?

    Layne
    1. Re:Batteries not included...... by nule.org · · Score: 3, Funny

      More importantly, can Dell get 4.1 million of these? And kind of quickly?

  6. Re:Can we still ping it? by Ex+Machina · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course, ping is ICMP not TCP and thus is not subject to this problem. Oops! But the Voyager web configuration panel won't work!

  7. Re:Can we still ping it? by jafiwam · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish that "vger6" guy would stop logging onto the same CS server I am on.

    Really throws the game when he gets all choppy and stuff....

  8. Re:Can we still ping it? by wiggles · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh... You must work for NASA :)

  9. Re:V'ger 1 and Amateur DSN by casings · · Score: 2, Funny

    A fascinating, if somewhat slow-loading, page

    Fascinating that he was able to use Voyager 1 to host his site...

  10. Re:Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generators by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny
    generate a few hundred watts or less, and seem to get hot
    they use them in Macbooks and Dell computers - and a whole bunch of them just go recalled.
  11. Re:Can we still ping it? by BillEGoat · · Score: 5, Funny
    Compare that to an MP3, which can be streamed that same distance in only half a day!

    Yeah, but the RIAA'd be all up on your arse.

  12. Re:Can we still ping it? by Java+Pimp · · Score: 2, Funny

    It wants you to key in the last 8 bits of your ip address manually.

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  13. Re:Can we still ping it? by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is because its heading toward a black hole.....but why has no-one seen it? I'll ask Holly. Holly, why has no one noticed that Voyager is heading into a black hole?

    Holly: Well, the thing about a black hole - it's main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the color of space, your basic space color - is it's black. So how are you supposed to see them?

  14. Re:How does Voyager avoid crashing into Obstacles by Svenne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Space is big. Really big.

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  15. Will it ever find life? by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if it'll ever find life, and what the scenario in that case would look like.

    Maybe floating down from the skies with a note inside...
    "Looks like you lost something, but jeez, it was hard to track you down with more planets than its schematic shows!"

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  16. Great by ZakuSage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only one more AU until it passes 100 AU from Earth.

  17. Re:How does Voyager avoid crashing into Obstacles by jguthrie · · Score: 3, Funny
    Douglas Adams put it fairly well:

    Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.


    The reason it hasn't run into anything is because space is basically empty. There's very little out there to hit and what is there is a long way from anything else. So, not it's not *VERY* lucky to have not hit anything. If it had hit something, it would have been very *UN*lucky.

  18. What's the point? In another 30 years... by manifoldronin · · Score: 3, Funny

    All the data sent back will be lost by NASA anyways.

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  19. Re:Amazing by tool462 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The irony being that it was meant to land on Mars, but they got the units wrong then too. *duck*

  20. Re:Which Edge? by dedazo · · Score: 3, Funny

    The edge of reason. Voyager will stare into the void, go psycho and start blogging about his cats.

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  21. Re:Can we still ping it? by iluvcapra · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ha ha only serious. The reason you can't buy the golden record as a multimedia CD-ROM (or anything else) is because the music and images on it are under copyright, and the selections were only released to NASA for use by alien audiences only. :p

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  22. Re:Can we still ping it? by Tiger4 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Heh... You must work for NASA :)

    You insensitive clod! He did to work for NASA, but after the Mars incident he's been unemployed.

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  23. Voyager passes 100AU by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    breaking the previous record of 99.99999AU, also set by Voyager I... the day before.

    1. Re:Voyager passes 100AU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What do you mean by "day"

  24. Re:Can we still ping it? by anakin876 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Data from Voyager: ummm, gee, it sure is cold out here. Does anyone have a blanket? I feel so lonely. Daisy, Daisy.....

  25. Re:Can we still ping it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    god I hope you're joking

  26. Re:Can we still ping it? by clem · · Score: 2, Funny

    V'ger wishes to gib the creator.

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  27. Re:How does Voyager avoid crashing into Obstacles by whoisjoe · · Score: 3, Funny
    Space is big. Really big.


    Are you saying it's big even compared to the walk to the chemist?
  28. Re:Can we still ping it? by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Funny

    ah heck. It is all relative.

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  29. Rodzilla! by LouisZepher · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I've ever learned anything from about radiation exposure from low-budget Japanese films, I think that the missus would be rather pleased...

  30. Re:To put the distance in perspective... by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Voyager 1 is 100 AU away. 2003 UB313 is 97 AU and Sedna is only 90 AU away.


    To clarify, Voyager 1 is 100 AU away *from the sun*, not [necessarily] from us. With a little fudging for the Earth's location relative to the Sun, we could say that it is only 99 AU away from us.

    So any of you rapture-seekers still have another chance once it's 101 AU from the sun. (It's like the millenium thing all over again!)

    - RG>
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  31. Did I ever tell you guys about the time... by i41Overlord · · Score: 3, Funny

    that it tried to get onto my Quake server?

    We were trying to fire a game up, and on comes Voyager 1, with its 26 hour ping time. We all laughed and then booted it off.

  32. Where Is It? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Scientists still hope it will find the edge of the solar system and get into interstellar space.
    Hey, scientists, just tell it to keep going in a straight line - you can't miss it..
  33. Voyager is quite a milesonte for mankind by BoberFett · · Score: 2, Funny
  34. Re:Poor V'ger by solitas · · Score: 2, Funny
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  35. Re:How does Voyager avoid crashing into Obstacles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Are you saying it's big even compared to the walk to the chemist?


    That's just peanuts compared to space.
  36. Pitstop by landoltjp · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder how long until it reaches the next Starbucks?