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Morphine Relief Without Addiction?

Roland Piquepaille writes "Morphine has been used as a painkiller for decades, if not centuries. Unfortunately for patients, morphine is also an addictive substance. Now, Brigham Young University (BYU) chemists are using a vine plant that grows in Australia to develop a new painkilling molecule, but with fewer side effects. The Deseret Morning News reports that the BYU chemists hope to ease pain with hasubanonine, the synthetic compound they created and which has a similar molecular structure as morphine. Still, more tests need to be done before this natural drug can replace morphine."

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  1. I know what should be used by daniil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dr. Freud recommends cocaine as morphine relief.

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    1. Re:I know what should be used by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Funny

      Once the addiction has transferred, you can then try using modafinil to break the cocaine addiction.

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  2. heard it before by r00t · · Score: 2, Funny

    To avoid the addictive problems of morphine, we invented heroin. Oops.

  3. What do we use for ScuttleMonkey/Roland relief? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Digg?

  4. I see addicts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love how all the low number slashdot users all appear to be addicts/former addicts.

    1. Re:I see addicts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wait until you've been around slashdot as long as they have and see how well you fare, eh?

  5. Relief by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boy, am I glad that tribal Australians will be reimbursed for all the R&D they invested in breeding that vine for thousands of years. That their prior art will prevent some pharmaco from patenting the vine, that the pharmaco lobbyists won't be able to prevent Australians from using the cheap original plant.

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  6. Re:Contra-dick-tory by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    How is milk produced by cow any or thread prduced by spider any more "natural" than iPod produced by human?

    Can you pull an iPod out of your ass?

    I mean one you haven't put there first.

    KFG

  7. Obligatory editor joke by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 2, Funny

    the synthetic compound they created and which has a similar molecular structure as morphine. Still, more tests need to be done before this natural drug can replace morphine

    Talk about self contradiction...

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  8. Re:Heroin by x2A · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Reluctance (on the government's part anyway) to give terminal patients all they want is also baffling to me"

    Because it's a drug, and as we all know, drugs cause terrorism!!!

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  9. Re:Major Fracture Detected by pklinken · · Score: 1, Funny

    well.. i dont remember that conciously, but it made me lol though :)

  10. Re:Heroin by blugu64 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dang you Ben-Gay!!

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