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Goldfish Smarter Than Dolphins

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the flying-in-the-face-of-popular-opinion dept.

flergum writes "While dolphins may have big brains, laboratory rats and goldfish can outwit them. It appears that the large brains are a function of their environment rather than intelligence. From the article: 'Dolphins have a superabundance of glia and very few neurons... The dolphin's brain is not made for information processing it is designed to counter the thermal challenges of being a mammal in water.' I guess this means that the Navy will start recruiting and training goldfish for those mine search and destroy missions."

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  1. Smart is one thing... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but don't goldfish only have a 3 second memory?

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    Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    1. Re:Smart is one thing... by FromageTheDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      What are we talking about, again?

    2. Re:Smart is one thing... by Splab · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well they did say it in a movie... And we all know that what we see in movies are real, don't we?

    3. Re:Smart is one thing... by arduous · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey! Where did that cool plastic castle come from?

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      "It's the smell! If there is such a thing." Agent Smith - The Matrix
    4. Re:Smart is one thing... by Hawkxor · · Score: 5, Funny

      doo...doo...doo...
      Hey! Where did that cool plastic castle come from?

    5. Re:Smart is one thing... by jack1323 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, back in the day, movies used to be reel.

    6. Re:Smart is one thing... by Lactoso · · Score: 5, Funny
      HA!! You've got to love the mod on the parent! Clearly shows that 4 times = funny. 5 times = too much.

      What were we talking about again?

  2. But who will rise up... by LuminaireX · · Score: 5, Funny

    And thank us for all the fish? Surely goldfish don't eat themselves.

  3. The only thing smarter than a goldfish by puddpunk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is a person that can figure out how to train an animal with a 3 second attention span:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bt6K521o3Y

  4. Smarter or more suicidal? by DoctaWatson · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA: "If you don't put a lid on top of the bowl a goldfish it will eventually jump out to enlarge the environment it is living in,"

    Truly an astounding display of cognition.

  5. Re:Bugs and rats smarter than people???? by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does that make the fly smarter than me?

    Who won?

    I guess a rat brain in a pilot's uniform doesn't pick up as much skirt though.

    No, but I'd hazard that a rat brain in a rat picks up a fair bit of tail.

    KFG